| Operation 21:49 - Oct 12 with 1353 views | SaintNick |
I went to the doctors today and said, "I seem to have a few spoons stuck in my throat"
He replied, "It's nothing serious ... you just need to have utensils taken out" |  |
| Satisfying The Bloodlust Of The Masses In Peacetime |
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| Operation on 07:09 - Oct 13 with 1239 views | Number_58 |
I hope that's tong in cheek. |  | | |
| Operation on 12:11 - Oct 13 with 1147 views | ericofarabia |
| Operation on 07:09 - Oct 13 by Number_58 |
I hope that's tong in cheek. |
Fork me, that is poor, even by your standards!
Definitely not Top Drawer quality which is ironically where the cutlery is normally kept 🙄 |  | | |
| Operation on 13:21 - Oct 13 with 1108 views | TimSaint |
Luke Skywalker & Obi Wan Kenobi were in a restaurant eating with chopsticks. Spotting that his friend was struggling with the cutlery, Obi Wan said “use the forks, Luke”.
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
I watched an eclipse through my colander, now I’ve strained my eyes.
I took my giant spoon to my cookery class last night. It caused quite a stir. [Post edited 13 Oct 2020 13:50]
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| Operation on 19:39 - Oct 13 with 995 views | RonManager |
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "How do you drive this thing?" |  |
| I can remember when the internet was all fields |
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