| ETO...and now....Cahill !! 11:50 - Jul 18 with 9973 views | Discodroid |
is one to assume this is a joke.
because if it is, im not laughing.
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/489666/QPR-set-to-battle-Spurs-to-provid [Post edited 18 Jul 2014 18:54]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| ETO on 11:51 - Jul 18 with 8118 views | JonDoeman |
He won't come, be big bucks for him. |  |
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| ETO on 12:07 - Jul 18 with 8060 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Meanwhile, in the Express sports department's editorial meeting...
"who came up with the Eto'o bull$hit. Not even Jon Doeman or Clive Anderson can sell it as a good idea. Can we make up something a bit more credible? Ya?" |  |
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| ETO on 12:12 - Jul 18 with 8011 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Sorry, Clive! Nothing personal, just Friday gate-fever! | |
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| ETO on 12:12 - Jul 18 with 8011 views | Discodroid |
at least it wasnt in the standard with an accompaying piece from keeping it real emma watson, telling me that all middle aged men are potential sex beasts and have been scientifcally proven to be scum and descended from an incubus demon with a huge knob.
as she did on tuesday.
or something like that.
i might have made that bit up.
but i bet she would if she could.
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| ETO on 12:14 - Jul 18 with 7993 views | Northernr |
Chief Scout: Harry, how's it going? Listen, just had the forms back over the fax and I had a couple of questions.
Harry: Alright geez, what's the deal?
Cheif Scout: Well, where I asked about what positions were a priority, what sort of players you're interested in, left or right foot, physical attributes, what we're looking for, you've just written The Boy Crouchy.
Harry: Wewll yeh, smashing fella is Crouchy.
Chief scout: Thing is, I've just flown in from South America where I saw this amazing kid. He's a striker, 21 years old, already got 30 Uruguay caps, he's 6ft 4 with an immaculate first touch, 30 league goals last season, never seen the like of him before. If we move quickly he's ours I think, work permit not an issue as he has Italian parentage.
Harry: Hmmm. Is he called Peter?
Chief scout: Well no, but-
Harry: -listen he sounds alright, but is he really for me? What you doing Saturday? Could you nip up to Stoke and have a look at this boy Crouchy for me? Loves his mum that boy. |  | | |
| ETO on 12:21 - Jul 18 with 7929 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Oh, ya, you need to cut that out, my man. | |
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| ETO on 12:26 - Jul 18 with 7896 views | Pommyhoop |
| ETO on 12:14 - Jul 18 by Northernr |
Chief Scout: Harry, how's it going? Listen, just had the forms back over the fax and I had a couple of questions.
Harry: Alright geez, what's the deal?
Cheif Scout: Well, where I asked about what positions were a priority, what sort of players you're interested in, left or right foot, physical attributes, what we're looking for, you've just written The Boy Crouchy.
Harry: Wewll yeh, smashing fella is Crouchy.
Chief scout: Thing is, I've just flown in from South America where I saw this amazing kid. He's a striker, 21 years old, already got 30 Uruguay caps, he's 6ft 4 with an immaculate first touch, 30 league goals last season, never seen the like of him before. If we move quickly he's ours I think, work permit not an issue as he has Italian parentage.
Harry: Hmmm. Is he called Peter?
Chief scout: Well no, but-
Harry: -listen he sounds alright, but is he really for me? What you doing Saturday? Could you nip up to Stoke and have a look at this boy Crouchy for me? Loves his mum that boy. |
An he's got natural rhythm . All strikers need it..
If you can dance you can score.
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| ETO on 12:27 - Jul 18 with 7897 views | saxbend |
After last summer when we ended up with only 3 available strikers, two of which were particularly injury prone, I would prefer not to be too fussy about signing players in that particular position. We need to bring in at least 2 more strikers (possibly only one if we keep Rémy). Zamora won't last the whole season. Austin might but that's not guaranteed. If we get the chance to sign a player like Eto'o I'd take it. We don't know how limited our options might be. |  | | |
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| ETO on 12:47 - Jul 18 with 7800 views | SomersetHoops |
In terms of attitude he could be Bosingwa mark 2. I understand he's trawling round countries to find the best place to spend some time and basing his next club choice on that. I don't think he's the right sort, but I could be wrong. I would rather we looked elsewhere. |  |
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| ETO on 12:51 - Jul 18 with 7784 views | Toast_R |
Are you serious Saxman?
I would rather sign Callum Willock on loan then have another mercenary like Eto come through the door.
Wrong sort, I put him in the same bracket as Anelka, Cisse and the likes. Club to club to club, play well when their in the mood but create havoc when they want out. Let him go to the MLS and let those crazy Yanks bloat out his retirement fund instead of QPR. |  | | |
| ETO on 12:52 - Jul 18 with 7778 views | stowmarketrange |
| ETO on 12:27 - Jul 18 by saxbend |
After last summer when we ended up with only 3 available strikers, two of which were particularly injury prone, I would prefer not to be too fussy about signing players in that particular position. We need to bring in at least 2 more strikers (possibly only one if we keep Rémy). Zamora won't last the whole season. Austin might but that's not guaranteed. If we get the chance to sign a player like Eto'o I'd take it. We don't know how limited our options might be. |
Sorry Ben I'll have to disagree with you on this one.The last thing we need is another striker on the way down who is only hoping for one more pay day.
Get Harry to work his butt off to keep Remy.Austin might not be the player he was last season,but I'd prefer them to discover another Les Ferdinand rather than buy another Mike Sheron. |  | | |
| ETO on 18:04 - Jul 18 with 7540 views | Discodroid |
and the express'es punchline.
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/489774/QPR-and-Sunderland-launch-bids-to
id prefer a les dawson mother in law joke. | |
| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| ETO on 18:39 - Jul 18 with 7442 views | Discodroid |
| ETO on 18:19 - Jul 18 by Pommyhoop |
Seriously DD if that is true after the WC and the shite I have given my Aussie workmates about Cahilland how old he is and how lucky his volley was .I will have a dunp bang in the middle of Suncorp Stadium and say ;there you go its come to this..'
On a tuesday night when no ones about but the thoughts there
Fecking Tim Cahill Feck Off..
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great picture mate, its like me and you over the garden fence moaning about qpr.
they have just mentioned it on bbc radio 5 6.30 sports news that were interested in him.
im non plussed.
just..wow.
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| ETO on 18:50 - Jul 18 with 7415 views | eghamranger |
If Remy goes we will need another striker. Can't expect Austin to score for fun in PL. Hernandez from Man U is apparently going to Spurs. He would be cracking with Austin, Eto is just an ex scum mercenary like Bosingwa and would massively rock the boat in the steady ship at the mo!! |  | | |
| ETO on 19:12 - Jul 18 with 7342 views | Match82 |
| ETO on 18:39 - Jul 18 by Discodroid |
great picture mate, its like me and you over the garden fence moaning about qpr.
they have just mentioned it on bbc radio 5 6.30 sports news that were interested in him.
im non plussed.
just..wow.
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To be fair, I'm sure the research for most of those sports programs is just recycling the day's (mostly made up) gossip. If the Express said that we were interested in Thierry Henry, I'm sure there would be a rumor about that too. In fact, I could probably just make up a player's name on this forum and it would become someone "we were interested in" within a few days... |  | | |
| ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 23:06 - Jul 18 with 7043 views | Hooparoo |
For the record, Tim Cahill(even at 34) was one of the fittest Roos at the World Cup and is considered an evergreen who could keep playing for a while yet. Good genetics I suppose. |  |
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| ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 23:21 - Jul 18 with 6995 views | SpiritofGregory |
| ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 23:06 - Jul 18 by Hooparoo |
For the record, Tim Cahill(even at 34) was one of the fittest Roos at the World Cup and is considered an evergreen who could keep playing for a while yet. Good genetics I suppose. |
No more old players! |  | | |
| ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 06:27 - Jul 19 with 6862 views | FredManRave |
All this talk of Eto and Cahill is just another clever marketing ploy by the club such that when we actually sign Ronaldinho we all go, phew, at least we didn't sign Eto or Cahill..............wait a minute.......... |  |
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| ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 09:35 - Jul 19 with 6760 views | makaveli1882 |
didn't open link... but Eto far to big for our club I'm afraid |  | | |
| ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 10:42 - Jul 19 with 6660 views | ThGrimRanger |
| ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 09:35 - Jul 19 by makaveli1882 |
didn't open link... but Eto far to big for our club I'm afraid |
agreed but Cahill on a one year deal would be a good plan B if Sigthorsson doesn't come off |  |
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| ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 11:53 - Jul 19 with 6541 views | isawqpratwcity |
| ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 10:42 - Jul 19 by ThGrimRanger |
agreed but Cahill on a one year deal would be a good plan B if Sigthorsson doesn't come off |
sorry, dd, have to disagree.
always admired cahill, good skills, great attitude. he was immense for oz in brasil.
yeh, he's old but not fcked. could do much worse for a fall-back position. |  |
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| ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 13:42 - Jul 19 with 2188 views | connell10 |
so it looks like we wont be building a new training ground to bring our own young players through and then i see we are linked to another two old has beens! and some fans on here are saying they wouldnt mind said old players coming in..... YOU COULDNT MAKE IT UP!!!!!! MIND BLOWING!  |  |
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| ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 13:47 - Jul 19 with 2174 views | TopCat34 |
This may be an unpopular sentiment, but I would take Cahill. A hard-working player who could be useful as a bit-part player on a short loan when the MLS is finished.
ETO'O:
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| ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 17:17 - Jul 19 with 2124 views | Loft1979 |
| ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 11:53 - Jul 19 by isawqpratwcity |
sorry, dd, have to disagree.
always admired cahill, good skills, great attitude. he was immense for oz in brasil.
yeh, he's old but not fcked. could do much worse for a fall-back position. |
Kevin Nolan similarities ? |  | | |
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