| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said 21:49 - Jan 27 with 8653 views | Loyal |
About football.
Football has just finished, Man City v Everton.
My Mrs just asked me if I was staying up to watch the final ! |  |
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The official inventor of the tit w@nk. | | Poll: | Who should be Swansea number 1 |
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 21:52 - Jan 27 with 5151 views | Devz00 |
 That is class! |  |
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 21:53 - Jan 27 with 5141 views | Loyal |
| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 21:52 - Jan 27 by Devz00 |
That is class! |
It's clear to me she has not listened to me once in the years we have known each other when it comes to football ! ( or indeed anything else ) | |
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The official inventor of the tit w@nk. | | Poll: | Who should be Swansea number 1 |
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 21:55 - Jan 27 with 5116 views | nantywatcher |
| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 21:53 - Jan 27 by Loyal |
It's clear to me she has not listened to me once in the years we have known each other when it comes to football ! ( or indeed anything else ) |
She's a keeper. |  | | |
| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 21:58 - Jan 27 with 5085 views | Loyal |
| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 21:55 - Jan 27 by nantywatcher |
She's a keeper. |
Well, sort of, we don't speak about it now but she wasn't exactly here by her own volition for the first two years, but over time and a little gentle persuasion ( I kept my dead uncles prescription going ) she grew to like it.
It isn't always love at first sight 👠| |
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 22:42 - Jan 27 with 4957 views | Borojack |
| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 21:58 - Jan 27 by Loyal |
Well, sort of, we don't speak about it now but she wasn't exactly here by her own volition for the first two years, but over time and a little gentle persuasion ( I kept my dead uncles prescription going ) she grew to like it.
It isn't always love at first sight 👠|
Mine said she was leaving me the other day because I think more of football than I do her.
I said how can you say that we have been together for 12 seasons now. |  |
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 22:48 - Jan 27 with 4914 views | lancasterswan |
Me making tomorrow night's supper listening to the commentary...a fish pie in cheesy fresh parsley sauce, and she came down to the kitchen in injury time and told me I was f##king mental. [Post edited 27 Jan 2016 22:51]
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 22:54 - Jan 27 with 4879 views | nantywatcher |
| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 21:58 - Jan 27 by Loyal |
Well, sort of, we don't speak about it now but she wasn't exactly here by her own volition for the first two years, but over time and a little gentle persuasion ( I kept my dead uncles prescription going ) she grew to like it.
It isn't always love at first sight 👠|
A kept woman - you don't hear that much nowadays. | | | |
| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 23:17 - Jan 27 with 4806 views | stonedroses |
"i only lent you the money for your season ticket because i like routledges bum"....wtf |  | | |
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 23:28 - Jan 27 with 4768 views | midswan |
Not football per se, but, i couldnt believe it when my missus said to me earlier that she was thinking of leaving me because i was addicted to The Monkees.............................
.....and then i saw her face.... | | | |
| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 23:28 - Jan 27 with 4766 views | perchrockjack |
Fooking spawny manctw@ts.
Horlicks or ovaltine ,Hun.
Oral or hand.
Schoolie or nurse.
When swans on again | |
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 23:32 - Jan 27 with 4743 views | stonedroses |
can we stay in a 5 star hotel in swansea tonight? [Post edited 27 Jan 2016 23:44]
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 23:58 - Jan 27 with 4679 views | phact0rri |
| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 22:42 - Jan 27 by Borojack |
Mine said she was leaving me the other day because I think more of football than I do her.
I said how can you say that we have been together for 12 seasons now. |
My girlfriend says this all the time... specially on the weekend when she'd rather be off doing something.
"You love football more than me!"
Que the awkward silence.... "well uhh you kiss better." |  |
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 00:12 - Jan 28 with 4644 views | Banosswan |
I can't remember which specific race it was, it was a female long distance track event, which I was watching on catchup. The leader was well ahead, but over the last lap another lady was catching and catching her, I got all excited, stood up and with ten metres of the race to go, my wife says 'she doesn't catch her, I saw it earlier'...... [Post edited 28 Jan 2016 0:12]
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 00:21 - Jan 28 with 4627 views | Millie |
I see your new player scored tonight OG, when was he signed?
At least she was trying | | | |
| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 01:14 - Jan 28 with 4574 views | Starsky |
My dear late father...
"hey Dad, whatever you do, don't tell me the result of the match, I want to watch it on match of the day" I said excitedly, returning home from the pub...
"It doesn't matter son, there weren't any goals anyway"
I just went straight to bed. |  |
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 06:35 - Jan 28 with 4443 views | Lord_Bony |
My wife asked me if there was a lot of difference between Cardiff City men's and women's football teams.
I told here not really , as on match day both teams have 11 cu*ts on the field. |  |
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 07:43 - Jan 28 with 4343 views | swanstillidai |
"Why are you shouting at the TV? They can't hear you mind!"
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 07:49 - Jan 28 with 4332 views | Johnw102 |
Mine said you love Swansea more than you love me, I said I love Cardiff more than I love you! |  |
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 08:06 - Jan 28 with 4299 views | ploppy |
"If you're going to get stressed watching Swansea City, I shan't let you watch."
Every time. | | | |
| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 08:07 - Jan 28 with 4299 views | Dewi1jack |
| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 07:49 - Jan 28 by Johnw102 |
Mine said you love Swansea more than you love me, I said I love Cardiff more than I love you! |
Ohhh.
Harsh.
I had an ex who said to me " I haven't seen you for weeks (was posted over at Norfolk at the time.)
Do you really have to go and watch the Football? I don't even like the Swans" |  |
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 09:12 - Jan 28 with 4200 views | oldcob |
My mate was walking through Neath one Saturday morning when he run into a set of guys who had a spare ticket for Wales v Japan rugby in Cardiff.He nipped home for his wallet and called to his wife " I just come home for my wallet love, going to watch Wales and Japan" to which she replied "home or away Don"? | | | |
| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 09:27 - Jan 28 with 4162 views | QuakerJack |
| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 07:43 - Jan 28 by swanstillidai |
"Why are you shouting at the TV? They can't hear you mind!"
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This is a classic from my wife |  |
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 09:29 - Jan 28 with 4158 views | EasternJack |
I have mate who is an Utd fan who broke up with his then girlfriend for saying "It's only a game" after a loss during the Fergie era. |  |
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 09:39 - Jan 28 with 4137 views | monmouth |
| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 01:14 - Jan 28 by Starsky |
My dear late father...
"hey Dad, whatever you do, don't tell me the result of the match, I want to watch it on match of the day" I said excitedly, returning home from the pub...
"It doesn't matter son, there weren't any goals anyway"
I just went straight to bed. |
Aye mine did something similar. Wales-England in the early 70s. 'I won't tell you, but I know the score, who scored and when he scored'. At least I got the excitement of the first 5 mins of the highlights I suppose before the England goal went in. |  |
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| Really silly things your other half / whatever has said on 09:56 - Jan 28 with 4118 views | Bloodyhills |
It's the words my other half uses that are funny.
She says things like players are ruining that nice lawn and the audience are very quiet today. | |
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