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Porthcawl Elvis Convention 21:09 - Sep 25 with 5115 viewsHidden_Hand

Anyone been to this before?

I have to go tomorrow as my cousin has chosen it to wet his baby's head... sounds like a nightmare to me but have been told its a good laugh?

If its anything like Trecco Bay I'm dreading it! Full of Caaaerdiff accents.
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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 22:51 - Sep 25 with 5089 viewsbuilthjack

Elvis is dead.

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 23:29 - Sep 25 with 5072 viewsHidden_Hand

Allegedly.

Thats what they want you to think, same for Tupac and Jacko.
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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 23:34 - Sep 25 with 5067 viewsWarwickHunt

Just when you thought Porthcawl couldn't get any worse...
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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 00:00 - Sep 26 with 5053 viewsDarran

Someone off here was there tonight,I wont tell you who he can embarrass himself by admitting it tomorrow.

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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 01:34 - Sep 26 with 5024 viewsexiledclaseboy

Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 00:00 - Sep 26 by Darran

Someone off here was there tonight,I wont tell you who he can embarrass himself by admitting it tomorrow.


Me. It's hell. Avoid at all costs.

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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 01:48 - Sep 26 with 5020 viewsSwansNZ

Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 01:34 - Sep 26 by exiledclaseboy

Me. It's hell. Avoid at all costs.


Is Brendan there?

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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 01:50 - Sep 26 with 5016 viewsHidden_Hand

Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 01:34 - Sep 26 by exiledclaseboy

Me. It's hell. Avoid at all costs.


Its too late now, I've paid for the mini bus!

I've got the added pain of it being Wales v England in rugby tomorrow!

C*nts everywhere!
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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 17:51 - Sep 26 with 4928 viewsexiledclaseboy

I wouldn't recommend anyone attend this. Full of pissed up chavs and the Elvises were mostly crap. It was hideous in the extreme.

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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 17:58 - Sep 26 with 4918 viewsorion3016

It's been going for years it's a major in the street piss up. Basically like brecon jazz with everyone dressed Elvis. Also been known for a bit of fighting

Be over there now after

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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 18:07 - Sep 26 with 4910 viewsexiledclaseboy

Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 17:58 - Sep 26 by orion3016

It's been going for years it's a major in the street piss up. Basically like brecon jazz with everyone dressed Elvis. Also been known for a bit of fighting


It cost us £20 each last night for the "paid show" marquee at the High Tide. That included a dodgy lasagne and a show which had six (count 'em) Elvis impersonators of varying quality. I never even liked Elvis that much.

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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 23:07 - Sep 26 with 4851 viewsBrynmill_Jack

Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 23:34 - Sep 25 by WarwickHunt

Just when you thought Porthcawl couldn't get any worse...



Each time I go to Bedd - au........................

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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 23:12 - Sep 26 with 4844 viewsItchySphincter

My old electronics lecturer used to play guitar for the Indian Elvis. Elvis Singh was it?

‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 23:15 - Sep 26 with 4841 viewsDarran

Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 23:12 - Sep 26 by ItchySphincter

My old electronics lecturer used to play guitar for the Indian Elvis. Elvis Singh was it?


Peter.

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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 23:17 - Sep 26 with 4840 viewsItchySphincter

Steve. Used to ride a push bike everywhere.

What Peter you thinking of?

‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 23:20 - Sep 26 with 4837 viewsDarran

Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 23:17 - Sep 26 by ItchySphincter

Steve. Used to ride a push bike everywhere.

What Peter you thinking of?


Peter Singh The Rocking Sikh.

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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 23:23 - Sep 26 with 4832 viewsItchySphincter

That's probably the one, from Port Talbot was it? First heard about him on Radio 4 when I was younger then turned out my lecturer was his banjoist.

‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 23:31 - Sep 26 with 4829 viewsswansRus

wnet there a couple of years ago and saw the heats on Friday afternoon for couple of quid in the Pavilion - absolutely hilarious

one guy in a blue jump suit and stick on sideburns walked out on stage but his music didn't start - he peered into the audience and said in a Brummie accent - 'Mum have got me CD in your bag?' - brilliant - almost wet myself -

a little later a guy was doing 'American trilogy' - just as he got to the big 'glory glory Alleluia; finish, his backing track cut out so he continued acapalla - and completely f*cked it up - the end note was like Hidla Ogen on crack -

to be fair there were a couple of good ones, but most looked like a bag of shitte and sang like a moggy - entertaining though - in a bad way
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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 23:52 - Sep 26 with 4817 viewsLeonisGod

Porthcawl Elvis Convention?
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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 00:32 - Sep 27 with 4799 viewsWarwickHunt

Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 23:20 - Sep 26 by Darran

Peter Singh The Rocking Sikh.




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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 06:35 - Sep 27 with 4762 viewssquarebear

That's ace.

I used to have a mouse called Elvis.

He died. Caught in a trap.
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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 06:44 - Sep 27 with 4755 viewsSwansNZ

Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 06:35 - Sep 27 by squarebear

That's ace.

I used to have a mouse called Elvis.

He died. Caught in a trap.


That's tragic, I bet you were all shook up

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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 07:32 - Sep 27 with 4742 viewsHidden_Hand

Well I can confirm it was awful, but we found a pub called the Prince of Wales who had the game on a stream.
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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 10:17 - Sep 27 with 4684 viewsSenhin

I practically live in Porthcawl and got dragged last year by visiting family. I hated it. Waaaaaaaaay too many people.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 14:10 - Sep 27 with 4636 viewsGreatBritton

Porthcawl Elvis Convention on 23:20 - Sep 26 by Darran

Peter Singh The Rocking Sikh.


Singing Sikh, I believe, partly because of the pun involved. Paul Durden was the 'mastermind' behind this non-sensation
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