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Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? 00:50 - Aug 5 with 1497 viewsJackoBoostardo

Because it's become dark recently.

I'll start.


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"You shouldn't be struggling with those two bags of shopping, let me help," he said.

So he halved her pension so she could only afford one in future.



I went to the library and asked for a book about tortoises.

"It's over there," said the Librarian, "In the Hard Back section."

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Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 15:58 - Aug 5 with 1416 viewsJackoBoostardo

No one else want to partake - post their best jokes?

You know - like liven the place up a little from its current level of grumpiness?

[cue shameless bump]

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Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 17:56 - Aug 5 with 1393 viewsFitzy

Awful jokes.
[Post edited 5 Aug 2014 17:56]
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Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 17:56 - Aug 5 with 1389 viewsJackfath

Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 17:56 - Aug 5 by Fitzy

Awful jokes.
[Post edited 5 Aug 2014 17:56]


From an "awful" poster?

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Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 17:57 - Aug 5 with 1389 viewsFitzy

Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 17:56 - Aug 5 by Jackfath

From an "awful" poster?


Yep. He's a tedious c0ck.
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Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 18:06 - Aug 5 with 1379 viewsBovi

Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 17:56 - Aug 5 by Jackfath

From an "awful" poster?


When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It's pain only for others.

It's the same thing when you are stupid.

What's wrong with saying Mong's ?

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Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 18:08 - Aug 5 with 1377 viewsDarran

Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 18:06 - Aug 5 by Bovi

When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It's pain only for others.

It's the same thing when you are stupid.


What if you're dead stupid?

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Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 18:12 - Aug 5 with 1370 viewsBovi

Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 18:08 - Aug 5 by Darran

What if you're dead stupid?


He is

What's wrong with saying Mong's ?

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Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 18:16 - Aug 5 with 1357 viewsswanduck

Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 17:56 - Aug 5 by Jackfath

From an "awful" poster?


He's my favourite poster, I think he is very funny and always cheerful. At least he isn't a relentless WUM.
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Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 18:19 - Aug 5 with 1353 viewsskippyjack

Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 18:16 - Aug 5 by swanduck

He's my favourite poster, I think he is very funny and always cheerful. At least he isn't a relentless WUM.


Jackfath isn't a WUM.. when are people going to wake up.. Darran is right.. we have some of the thickest fans on the planet..

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Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 18:20 - Aug 5 with 1348 viewsDarran

Let's have something to liven up the place shall we? on 18:19 - Aug 5 by skippyjack

Jackfath isn't a WUM.. when are people going to wake up.. Darran is right.. we have some of the thickest fans on the planet..


I'm always right Skip.

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