After last week's trip to
Hereford, Dale boss Keith Hill publicly claimed that we had stolen a point.
Well if that's the case, expect to see Hilly on Crimewatch in the next few
weeks as this was absolute robbery. It's questionable whether we even
deserved a point in a game where two goals in injury time rescued victory
from the jaws of defeat. The match
report for this game was planned. I was trying to work out how I could write
a report which totally slagged off the referee without actually blaming him
for today's defeat. It's a fine line, but one that had to be made.
Because we were dreadful. No idea why we
were so poor, but we were shocking. Everything we were so encouraged by on
Tuesday night had obviously followed the Norwich tractor back to East
Anglia, and we had the worst bits from Hereford and Chester. And we did all
of that and got three points in the process.
Such was the shocker that we had today, it
was almost impossible to select a man of the match for this game. Yes, some
players had spells where they performed well, but it was almost just to make
up for earlier spells of nothingness.
And the ref had a shocker too. I couldn't
believe the number of decisions that he got wrong. And it was wrong against
us in 90% of the occasions. Though he did seem to turn down a blatant
penalty for our visitors in the first half. It evened itself out throughout
the rest of the match.
But, hey who cares? We can spend the next
week doing post mortems, but we'll do them having secured our first win of
the season and we'll all sleep a bit better this evening.
We went into the game with just the one
change from Tuesday's game. Gary Jones was absent from the entire squad,
with one rumour suggesting that he was off with his wife who was in labour.
Imagine arranging that for mid season.
Anyways, right from the kick off, we were
nowhere near the side we were on Tuesday evening. Despite fielding the side
that most supporters would see as being out strongest available, we
might have been on an even level with the Dons for the first five minutes or
so, but they were soon in the ascendancy.
We had one effort, but it wasn't one to
worry ex Swansea keeper Willy Gueret as Dagnall's effort went well wide as
he attempted to flick home a Rundle cross.
And the visitors took the lead, and it was
hard to argue that they deserved it. They might not have forced chance after
chance, but they were causing us issue after issue playing at a pace that we
couldn't cope with.
The inevitable goal came from a LLoyd Dyer
cross, who was without doubt the game's best player in the first half. His
cross was met by an unmarked Kevin Gallen who had no trouble heading home
from just a couple of yards out.
Make no mistake, MK Dons were on top and we
can argue about how poorly we were playing, but they were playing very well
indeed and you'd have thought they were the more likely of the two sides to
have scored again.
But out of almost nothing, Dale equalised.
The goal came from Dagnall who had done precious little up until this point.
But hey, if we have to wait 25 minutes for a goal of this quality, then it
is very much worth the wait.
Dagnall like much of the afternoon found
most joy with the ball at his feet and running at the MK Dons defence. He
did so again, and from about twenty five yards he opted to have a shot. It
was a shot which hit the back of the net perfectly
But that goal seemed to be the only thing
in the first half to put a smile on Dale fans' faces, other than when an
injured Guy Branston decided to count the number of away supporters right in
front of them. We reckon he reached ten based on his reactions.
We were back on level terms, but it was
level terms which lasted second as MK Dons proved their superiority over us
by regaining the lead within a minute. Again it was a case of the visitors'
neat slick passing leaving us chasing shadows and it was the former England
U-21 Gallen who scored again. The ball had pushed out wide to the completely
unmarked Wright who had all the time in the world to give it Gallen. Our
chants didn't last very long.
And for the remainder of the half, we were
struggling to stay in the contest. Had it not been for a superb goal line
block by McArdle we could have been out of sight before the end of the first
stanza with a number of MK Dons causing us problems at the back and nothing
really clicking for us in the other half of the game.
You got the feeling that words were being
said in the Dale dressing room, as even the subs weren't allowed out to warm
up for the best part of the break. It made little difference because when we
came out for the second half it was business as usual for our guests, who
continued to dominate.
In fact, they came close to putting the
game to bed on a couple of occasions. They were granted space all over the
shop and we were just ineffective at everything we tried to do. The midfield
did alright in a reacting to MK sort of way but we weren't dictating the
play like a home team should do.
The wingers who were dropped for last
Saturday's game were either exhausted from Tuesday or resting on their
laurels, as neither had any real impact throughout. Muirhead who looked back
to his best on Tuesday was spending most of the game looking out of sorts.
Subs were made, but it made precious little
difference to proceedings. Alfie came on for a tired looking Murray and
Prendergast replaced Rundle.
As the half wore on, it was looking worse
and worse for Dale. Or wuss and wuss as Hansen would say. We were holding on
and had it not been for further goal line clearances from McArdle and
Ramsden, then the Dons would have been declaring at around 4:30.
And if weren't getting agitated by our own
lack of style, we had the officials to cope with. Clearly the referee had an
absolute nightmare. Complete lack of consistency with the bookings, and I
even felt at one point that he booked one Dons player five minutes after his
challenge on Alfie to indicate that he wasn't being one sided. The
Prendergast foul was as wrong as wrong can be.
The linesman went a bit flag happy, but
it's never easy to see from the Sandy Lane whether the decisions were right
or not. It's never easy to see anything at all from there, but its been a
long while since I've seen so many main standers regularly on their feet
howling abuse at the officials which is usually a good indicator.
And then everything changed.
In the last match report we talked about a
Peter Ward moment, today we had a Rushden and Diamonds moment. For with
minutes remaining, the cocky MK Dons fans who had clearly bought the
"Penguin A-Z of Footy Songs" at the Services on the way up, decided to do
some tweaking. "You're going down to the Conference....."
At which point the result was never in
doubt.
Time was ticking out. I'd planned my
sulking evening out to perfection. There was no green room reflection to be
had, and hear over and over again why we didn't perform. It was to be
straight home, get the report done and over with, and then do my best to
forget that we even have a football club in this town for the next
fortnight.
But then Alfie came along, picked up by
bottom lip which was dangling at around my knees and got me smiling -
something which was looking an almost impossibility seconds earlier.
Alfie went on the sort of run which had
worked so well for Dagnall throughout the game and just let rip. It was a
time standing still moment, as Gueret saved the twenty yard short and the
ball looped upwards and upwards before just levitating in the air for about
a minute.
It then started to come down and down, and
every single person behind the goal was praying to every deity that they
could think of to ensure that it dropped down just before the cross bar. Our
paganistic faith was restored as eventually it dropped into the back of the
net to give us a very undeserved share of the spoils. Or so we thought as we
celebrated away.
And then in the week when a certain Ole
Gunnar best known for his part in a Chafftastic Champions League comeback
win retired from football, we did our own version. And it was that man Alfie
again. He got hold of a Prendergast cross but saw his effort hit the wood
work.
But with the Dale supporters still airborn
from the Alfie shot, Dagnall proved himself to be the poacher and if I'm
being honest, I've no idea how he finished. He might have headed it in, he
might have kicked it in. He might have even scored using his breasts like
Blair Sturrock once did. All I know is that the net bulged with the ball
nestled nicely in the back of it, and every one decided to go a bit apeshit.
(thirty seconds later I realised my six year old was somewhere in the middle
of it. smiling).
And we could have added to it. A superb
Alfie run saw him do the sensible thing and lay the ball off to Rentaghost
who couldn't quite grab us a fourth but a fourth goal for Dale would
probably have been a bit harsh on Milton Keynes.
So the post mortems were abandoned, victory
was in the bag and the smiles were back on the faces. We've all heard the
clichés about how its more important to be a lucky manager, and whilst the
Hilly and Flicker show insist that nothing is down to luck, someone
somewhere was smiling down on them today. After torturing us all for the
previous hour and a half.
And what an important three points that
was. With next week's game against Wrexham postponed, we could have found
ourselves bottom of the table for the next fortnight with not a single thing
we could do about it. We may even have travelled down to Barnet knowing that
a win wouldn't be enough to get us off the bottom.
So we're out of jail, it was the smash and
grab, it was a proper Dick Turpin act. Hands up who cares? Thought
not....... We're up and running.
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