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MAJOR OPEN ALL R'S PODCAST PUNDIT SHOCK! For once in his life Finney is right.
at 08:43 12 Feb 2022

it's a grand wee cracker of a fillum...

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Tears Fall Like Rain ~ Australian cricket captains crying....YET AGAIN!
at 08:05 19 Nov 2021

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Any more for any more vids of the teak tough macho yet lachrimose Bruce's?

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DODGY MATES of PUTIN GAZPROM NOVOSHOCK RADIOACTIVE OLIGARCH CUP
at 09:45 14 Sep 2021

For LFW punters who don't have Bournemouth tickets for tonight here's what I hope entertains and amuses,not on a recent good run at all mind you with iffy left-field second-rate OP thread starters >>> Russ v Russ UK SW6 WALHAM GREEN BLUE SCUM v RUSSIAN ZENIT ST PETERSBURG GAZPROM BLUE SCUM
ROMANS GLOBAL FRANCHISE ROUBLE ROBBERS ~ KGB ASSISTED.
THE BIG QUESTIONS ARE:
(1) WILL EITHER,NONE OR BOTH OWNERS GET INTO SATAN'S BOTTOM TONIGHT perhaps in disguise seeing as they are both ostensibly banned by UK law from doing so?
(2) WILL the Mummy's just died grieving albino scruff BORIS appear on the centre circle miked up @ 7:45 PM sensationally cancelling the match at the last minute on advice of the head of MI5,Ken McCallum ?
Any thoughts or further flights of fantacy Messrs
Dorse, Konk ,Ted Hendrix,Nix,Disco or Danny Paddix?
ROMAN SALUTE.
THE SHY SLY RUSSIAN ROUBLE ROBBBING OF THE PEOPLE'S WEALTH
CORRUPT BENT NOGOODNIK
GEEZER'S BARRED. End Of.

Yet another 18Stone Opening Post crap fail ..*sigh*.. dropped like a lead balloon

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Oh Dear,another 18 Stone thread starter that attracts 0 replies Y DO I BOVVER?
at 05:52 24 Apr 2021

* 'Doing the rounds of the kitchen'
puppy dogs like to zoom around
maybe Norf's pet ferret gets taken out his strides
'and does the rounds of the kitchen'

and Rangers at 3 nil-up with 20 minutes to go
they rather 'rested the cue on the rack'.
Ilias Chair finished blowing up the lilo,took off his boots put on his flip- flops
and promptly hit the post for a 3rd time from a socially distant
2 metres when easier to score.
~ I reckon we can get up to at least 10 or so ~
Northernr unique maxims and aphorisms ,genuine 100% fat-increased
oop norf blood-oozing tripe butty influenced.

Lead on,Napoleon ++++ CW should add this to his colllection IMHO.

Nick London: ..and meanwhile at lunch-time in the early kick-off at BOURNEMOUTH sand sea and sunshine await as our dear busy bee neighbours prepare to only get a not good enough thoroughly disappointing 1 point draw as they look to bottle it in the
play-offs for a 9th time. Once more again without feeling,as is their wont.
I hope their

1965/1966 obsessed sad-case PA announcer
and Audrey Roberts has his/her hankies ready."

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN POOR OLD SPARTAK HOUNSLOW
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

GOOD LUCK THIS EVENING,FORTUNE FIND YOU 'AMMERS
after all outside R's FOOTBALL IS AS EASY AS ABC #AnyoneButChelski
Roman apologises? #TooLittleTooLate FFS! Wonkas Salisbury Novochock Gangster state.

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FAO Konk:The Best Ever SW6 derby of all time?! #CFC Meltdown
at 17:11 16 Jan 2021

FFC play the Counts AT Cottage in the Prem today KO 5:30 pm
To commemorate enjoy this wonderful enthralling encounter.

SLIGHT Spoilers: Captain 27 LEADER Racist and Bell End
#Gesticulating Moanreeneho,straight red dirty Gallas
and cheating Drogba don't come out of it too well.

ENJOY!

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Beg your pardon fellow Hoops ~ crap thread starter
at 14:59 7 Nov 2020

Do they sell whelks or winkles in Boston?

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CROWN JEWEL ~ CRICKET BACK LIVE NO ADVERTS ON THE BBC!
at 18:36 30 Aug 2020

That was lovely! FECK OFF FECKING DIRTY DIGGER FREE MARKET REPTILE RUPERT MURDOCH

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/53967666

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/entertainment-arts-35289828

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cricket/51418762?ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=t

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Konk affable Cottagers v switching codes empty Tuesday Wembley show-down.
at 22:12 31 Jul 2020

First up our much beloved witty FFC long -time guest
Konk Cottagers with: Viva El Fulham:

and now switching code and Arthur's little camp queeny buzzers:

More Bentford Nylons?
Feltham Hard FI supposed lads crying into their Fullers farty beer:

Any more for any more?
Or no dogs in the flouncy fight for the Top Flight?

COME ON YOU KONKY COTTAGERS!

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No subject
at 22:11 31 Jul 2020

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Current Jamaican young reggae superstar Koffee is a Ranger through & through...
at 23:33 26 May 2020

From Spanish Town to Loftus Road

The best part of this thread; Koffee in a QPR shirt: https://scontent.flhr3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/101076993_10207601937722944_2800

Even if reggae is really not your bag one thing is for sure that you really got to respect is that she'd never ever shake 26 Captain Leader Racist & BellEnd's filthy hand and she's a healthy eating vegan,not wolfing down the chlorine and chemical-laden chicken.

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Where's Bluce Ree well known for his love of all things...
at 22:51 24 May 2020

...Mickey Mouse?

Hard times is-a-coming boys and girls even for
hitherto so far insulated southern softies:

My beloved late Mum was born 12 miles from Anfield in Saint Helens so that's why
unlike a fair few posters on here I've got a soft spot for them.
It's ManUre fecking graceless Fergie and whining cocky Terry Christian that get my goat.

Talking of two-bob leery nauseating Terry
and remembering the Word, has TV ever been more
crass barrell-scraping uninspired spit than in the 1990's?

Arse & Manure sleb fan unbearable egotist wonkas

[Post edited 25 May 2020 3:15]

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Who likes boxing? Son of Coningham Doorman Dave,QPR fan Sean Robinson..
at 01:47 20 Feb 2020

..in action plenty of tickets @ £40 YORK HALL Old Ford Road E2
Easy to to get to Bethnal Green central tube Saturday 21st March 2020
day of Fulham @ home on SKY
English Title Eliminator ~ Sean Robinson Scaffolder Straight out of Ruislip!
~ He's one of own YOU RRRSS ~ knock him out Seany boy!
First boxing match I'm seeing in my life..intriguing.
Phone tickets on 07393550319
Full details on poster @ The Connie

A twitter from a mate of Sean Robinson's:
Replying to
@TCQPR2012
and
@shiner_sam
I’m QPR as well, you might have noticed some posters outside the ground yesterday of a boxer Sean Robinson a QPR fan and a big Oasis fan. South Africa side.

Coningham bouncer genial friendly Big Dave's son a good lad, very polite like his Dad:

This silly old sod yours truly will be taking along a lot of QPR flags
~ it will get messy,for sure

:
WE'RE ( or should that be I'M ;)) THE BARMY RANGERS ARMY
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN BOYS AND GIRLS ... THE CRAIC WILL BE MIGHTY!
RUISLIP PRIDE WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED..C'MON SEANY YOU RRRRRSSSS!!!!!!!
Rangers get a cheeky mention @ 4:40 the end of the interview:

Win some,lose some.. can't win them all:

With Clive's permission I'll bump this up closer to the top nearer match and bout day.

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Wouldn't it be nice if we got on with our neighbours?
at 01:11 20 Feb 2020

Meanwhile.....
The fast receding last season - just 7 games is it? - at a small bus stop in Hounslow ...

https://www.brentfordfc.com/news/2020/february/watch-takeyourseats-john-motson/?

[hic] sorry hard making sense..pished as XTC

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