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Reports out of Asia suggest that Chairman Tony Fernandes is on his way to London to announce TWO very BIG signings... Could one of them be a Mr D. Beckham? You read it here first!
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The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 06:54 - Jul 4 with 4131 views
Fuk hope not why does it never get mentioned his jump over the ball v brazil instead of putting it out and they scored in the 2002 world cup but go on about his free kick v greece. Would have gone in 1 0 up v brazil if it was not for him.
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The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 07:17 - Jul 4 with 4066 views
Queens Park Rangers owner and chairman Mr Tony Fernandes is delighted to announce that after 8 years the water pressure in the ladies toilets in South Africa Road is now at full strength. 'I know that even when buckets were being rattled and the club only had 6 players on the opening day of pre season training, it was the ladies loos that were the main topic of discussion at the fans forum. After so many years I am delighted that we have found a Polish plumber who was available on a Bosman and will be solely responsible for all sink and toilet related matters within the stadium. This plumber will be a great addition to the club and we beat several leisure centres and care homes to his signature' Tony Fernandes (never) said.
The club will be making no further comment as this time. Remember it's only official when it's official.
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The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 07:59 - Jul 4 with 3949 views
The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 07:17 - Jul 4 by OakwoodR
Queens Park Rangers owner and chairman Mr Tony Fernandes is delighted to announce that after 8 years the water pressure in the ladies toilets in South Africa Road is now at full strength. 'I know that even when buckets were being rattled and the club only had 6 players on the opening day of pre season training, it was the ladies loos that were the main topic of discussion at the fans forum. After so many years I am delighted that we have found a Polish plumber who was available on a Bosman and will be solely responsible for all sink and toilet related matters within the stadium. This plumber will be a great addition to the club and we beat several leisure centres and care homes to his signature' Tony Fernandes (never) said.
The club will be making no further comment as this time. Remember it's only official when it's official.
While I'm naturally delighted that our new owners have money to invest in plumbing fees, I worry about the wage structure. How much is this new plumber on? Could we not get a local YTS lad in? What length of contract is our new signing on?
"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
I'm not getting my hopes up yet. It is the British Grand Prix this weekend so it makes sense that he is going to be over here. Mind you that logic won't stop me visiting the site on an hourly basis to see if anything has happened.
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The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 08:18 - Jul 4 with 3902 views
The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 07:17 - Jul 4 by OakwoodR
Queens Park Rangers owner and chairman Mr Tony Fernandes is delighted to announce that after 8 years the water pressure in the ladies toilets in South Africa Road is now at full strength. 'I know that even when buckets were being rattled and the club only had 6 players on the opening day of pre season training, it was the ladies loos that were the main topic of discussion at the fans forum. After so many years I am delighted that we have found a Polish plumber who was available on a Bosman and will be solely responsible for all sink and toilet related matters within the stadium. This plumber will be a great addition to the club and we beat several leisure centres and care homes to his signature' Tony Fernandes (never) said.
The club will be making no further comment as this time. Remember it's only official when it's official.
Like.
There aint half been some clever bastards.
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The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 08:27 - Jul 4 with 3870 views
Sorry to piss on everyones fire byt TF 'might' be here this weekend and if he is, it's because he is going to the Farnborough Air show and the British GP.
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The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 08:33 - Jul 4 with 3835 views
Chris Samba on his way for £10 million.....Apparently.
I know almost nothing about the Premier League even though I try to catch the big games every now and then at the end of the season. But I will say this, Queens Park Rangers is just a fukking sick ass team name. Just sounds so cool.
The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 08:34 - Jul 4 by Bushman
Chris Samba on his way for £10 million.....Apparently.
Don't we already have a Samba? Surely, there is not enough space for 2 of them? What, are they no77 bus? You wait ages for one, then 2 come along together.
It's not what you've got; it's where you stick it.
The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 07:17 - Jul 4 by OakwoodR
Queens Park Rangers owner and chairman Mr Tony Fernandes is delighted to announce that after 8 years the water pressure in the ladies toilets in South Africa Road is now at full strength. 'I know that even when buckets were being rattled and the club only had 6 players on the opening day of pre season training, it was the ladies loos that were the main topic of discussion at the fans forum. After so many years I am delighted that we have found a Polish plumber who was available on a Bosman and will be solely responsible for all sink and toilet related matters within the stadium. This plumber will be a great addition to the club and we beat several leisure centres and care homes to his signature' Tony Fernandes (never) said.
The club will be making no further comment as this time. Remember it's only official when it's official.
WE R PREMIER LEAGUE, SAY!!!
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The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 08:57 - Jul 4 with 3724 views
The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 08:47 - Jul 4 by exiled_dictator
Don't we already have a Samba? Surely, there is not enough space for 2 of them? What, are they no77 bus? You wait ages for one, then 2 come along together.
The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 07:17 - Jul 4 by OakwoodR
Queens Park Rangers owner and chairman Mr Tony Fernandes is delighted to announce that after 8 years the water pressure in the ladies toilets in South Africa Road is now at full strength. 'I know that even when buckets were being rattled and the club only had 6 players on the opening day of pre season training, it was the ladies loos that were the main topic of discussion at the fans forum. After so many years I am delighted that we have found a Polish plumber who was available on a Bosman and will be solely responsible for all sink and toilet related matters within the stadium. This plumber will be a great addition to the club and we beat several leisure centres and care homes to his signature' Tony Fernandes (never) said.
The club will be making no further comment as this time. Remember it's only official when it's official.
I think you'll find that the Polish plumber was available on a Poznan not a Bosman
Now you've done it - my productivity at work is going out the window!
Obviously he's likely just coming over for the grand prix but after the reveal that we actually did bid for and talk to Giroud, i can't help but wonder...
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The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 09:18 - Jul 4 with 3618 views
The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 07:59 - Jul 4 by BrianMcCarthy
While I'm naturally delighted that our new owners have money to invest in plumbing fees, I worry about the wage structure. How much is this new plumber on? Could we not get a local YTS lad in? What length of contract is our new signing on?
4 Years - £20,000 per week
ATAF
I've found a team sheet for the weekend - anyone interested ?
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The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 09:41 - Jul 4 with 3514 views
The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 08:47 - Jul 4 by exiled_dictator
Don't we already have a Samba? Surely, there is not enough space for 2 of them? What, are they no77 bus? You wait ages for one, then 2 come along together.
We had two Brunos on the field in one game last year - never thought I'd see the day.
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The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 09:45 - Jul 4 with 3501 views
The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 07:17 - Jul 4 by OakwoodR
Queens Park Rangers owner and chairman Mr Tony Fernandes is delighted to announce that after 8 years the water pressure in the ladies toilets in South Africa Road is now at full strength. 'I know that even when buckets were being rattled and the club only had 6 players on the opening day of pre season training, it was the ladies loos that were the main topic of discussion at the fans forum. After so many years I am delighted that we have found a Polish plumber who was available on a Bosman and will be solely responsible for all sink and toilet related matters within the stadium. This plumber will be a great addition to the club and we beat several leisure centres and care homes to his signature' Tony Fernandes (never) said.
The club will be making no further comment as this time. Remember it's only official when it's official.
very good!
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. PG Wodehouse
'Queens Park Rangers are delighted to announcement the signing of two new serving staff in the East Paddock food bar. Commenting on the signings, former Manchester City manager Mark Hughes said "this will be a step change in the way we serve customers. Janice and Doreen will actually know what customer service is and will say please and thank you at opportune moments and won't look surprised when you actually want to order something. They will even smile sometimes. This coupled with not running out of mustard, milk and stirrers will take our offer to a whole new level". Former employees Kayleeee and Liebfraumilch were unable to comment, but a thought to be linked with a move to Neil Warnock's Leeds United'.
Just to add to the Samba rumour, I bumped into someone at the club a few weeks ago and he confirmed that we were definitely interested in signing Samba as he is not happy in Russia and he gets on well with Hughes.
That was the first and last time I will ever be ITK. I feel dirty.
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The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 09:58 - Jul 4 with 3444 views
The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 09:51 - Jul 4 by Ferdy
Just to add to the Samba rumour, I bumped into someone at the club a few weeks ago and he confirmed that we were definitely interested in signing Samba as he is not happy in Russia and he gets on well with Hughes.
That was the first and last time I will ever be ITK. I feel dirty.
"I bumped into someone at the club"
See, that was your first mistake. You've put your reputation on the line here and it just can't work out well for you !
I hope you've learnt a lesson
I've found a team sheet for the weekend - anyone interested ?
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The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 10:02 - Jul 4 with 3426 views
I bumped into a bloke in the pub and he decked me. He also said his mates brother is a postie in W12 and hes heard from Aunt Nelly who lives in Ellerslie Rd that shes heard we're signing another player some time this year. She wouldn't divulge any more as it was more than her jobsworth. (Even though shes a retired pensioner)
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The Chairman is on his way... look busy everyone! on 10:02 - Jul 4 with 3424 views
If you type 'Chris Samba' into the search facility on twitter it comes up with a few QPR fans getting semis on and West Ham also looking to get him on loan.
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