| LFW Message Board Glossary 17:05 - Aug 29 with 40578 views | Northernr |
"The pay-as-you-play deal" - whenever a potential signing is rumoured or suggested who is obviously a) too fcking old, b) too fcking expensive, c) qualifying for a hip replacement on the NHS, d) one of life's genuine arseholes who's blown up every dressing room he's ever been in, instead of dismissing the idea out of hand one is duty bound to suggest a pay-as-you-play deal. That he wouldn't accept this, and that this doesn't really exist, is irrelevant.
"Digging down" - whenever discussing the merits of a new stadium, of trying to redevelop the one we already have, one is duty bound to suggest digging Loftus Road down into the ground. The fact this would also dig it down into the water table and effectively create a world leading water polo venue for a good six months a year is also irrelevant. Will also accept "building out over South Africa Road" and "adding a revolving restaurant".
"Les was crap to start with as well" - whenever debating the ability or otherwise of a new striker, due consideration must always be given to the fact Les Ferdinand was total dog sht when he first got here. Please see three years of Conor Washington debate, or 17 pages (and counting) on Lyndon Dykes' move to Birmingham.
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 11:47 - Sep 3 with 4346 views | robith |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 20:36 - Aug 29 by ozexile |
Can't believe no one has mentioned this one. "Get him his coaching badges and keep him as a coach" this is to any player who's had a half decent season and nearing the end of their career. |
Our payroll should consist entirely of ex players coaching minute facets of the game |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 15:06 - Sep 3 with 4193 views | GaryT |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 13:45 - Aug 30 by DannyPaddox |
Existing thread …
Brest by GaryHaddock 29 Aug 17:21Hopefully will make a tit out of some of the big boys. What a success story.
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Can't believe you all missed it. |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 15:26 - Sep 3 with 4147 views | GaryT |
...we've all had a drink! | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:26 - Sep 3 with 4012 views | Dorse |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 15:26 - Sep 3 by GaryT |
...we've all had a drink! |
Factually accurate indictment of our propensity to dull the pain of supporting QPR using alcohol, leading to hyperbolic statements, lies concerning our sexual prowess / penile endowment and repeated demands for a return to a back three with Kakay as a right sided centre back because 'it's his natural position'. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 00:30 - Sep 18 with 3590 views | FredManRave |
If we'd have picked a stronger team for that cup game, we'd have been more competitve in the defeat. [Post edited 18 Sep 0:31]
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 01:36 - Sep 18 with 3486 views | numptydumpty |
Evil Les aka Sir Les. |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 01:40 - Sep 18 with 3481 views | numptydumpty |
This game is all about "Integrity" but we are doing well and there will be a lot of noise as a result and we have to take these opportunities seriously.
But I want to prove myself here first !! | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 08:53 - Sep 18 with 3306 views | Ned_Kennedys |
Meltdown on LFW |  | | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:49 - Sep 18 with 3121 views | Dorse |
'Calm down'... invitation to a fight. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:29 - Sep 18 with 3074 views | Dorse |
Edit - double post. Either that or a pretty decent echo. [Post edited 18 Sep 23:11]
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| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:30 - Sep 18 with 3067 views | FredManRave |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:13 - Sep 19 with 2834 views | Mick_S |
Errant hedge-born skainsmate. |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 22:27 - Sep 19 with 2727 views | hateley_legend |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:34 - Aug 29 by Logman |
'He needs to go out on loan'.
The notion that any 2nd year Development Squad player who is not yet ready for the 1st team will automatically be readied for the 1st team by being packed off for months to a lower League team.
Contrary to the fact that most loans end with the player sitting on the bench for most games and subsequently being released, any youngster who has been around our Development Squad for a while 'needs to go out on loan'. [Post edited 29 Aug 21:35]
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I see your "needs a loan" and I'll raise you my "needs a League 1 loan" - which arrogantly assumes our loanees would walk into a League 1 side (!), and overlooks the fact that, for large chunks of recent seasons, it's looked as though our entire squad was on its way to playing in League 1 - for us. |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:15 - Sep 22 with 2418 views | CateLeBonR |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 23:13 - Aug 29 by GaryHaddock |
“Sorry, downvoted by mistake” |
AKA "Fat fingers" |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 22:12 - Sep 22 with 2291 views | colinallcars |
I'm sure it was on here that I first saw the phrase “dim as a piss'ole light”
I've used it a lot. |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 22:56 - Sep 22 with 2244 views | GaryHaddock |
‘End of’
Not really in the spirit of a forum that one. |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:23 - Sep 25 with 1961 views | peterlund_dk |
"Best finisher at the club"
Another justification-euphemism used by club representatives for spending money on (and extending the contract of) a striker who will never ever make the starting 11. | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:36 - Sep 25 with 1916 views | GaryHaddock |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:23 - Sep 25 by peterlund_dk |
"Best finisher at the club"
Another justification-euphemism used by club representatives for spending money on (and extending the contract of) a striker who will never ever make the starting 11. |
Maybe they meant "Best finisher of a club". | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 11:06 - Sep 25 with 1844 views | peterlund_dk |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:36 - Sep 25 by GaryHaddock |
Maybe they meant "Best finisher of a club". |
Just to be clear, I'm not digging out Kelman. I actually quite like him, and I hope he does really well for LO. He might even return after his loan spell and do a job for us.
Semirelated pun:
Jamie Varnish | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 22:00 - Sep 28 with 1547 views | CateLeBonR |
“Not good enough” | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 14:34 - Oct 9 with 1224 views | R_from_afar |
Ryan Manning syndrome, where you become a better and better player for QPR the longer you don’t play for QPR.
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| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 14:43 - Oct 9 with 1195 views | aston_hoop |
We always seem to need Shaun Derry. Even when we don't, someone will still say we need him. We are always a Shaun Derry from world domination. Need someone to win tackles in midfield? Shaun Derry. Need a nasty bastard? Shaun Derry. Need experience? Shaun Derry. Need a leader? Shaun Derry. Even when we have all of those things and things are just not functioning as well as they should, Shaun Derry would sort it out. He was even people's pick for manager after Ainsworth despite previous evidence proving that wouldn't be a great idea. I reckon we can't be more than a few defeats from someone suggesting Shaun Derry as the new CEO. |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 14:59 - Oct 9 with 1138 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam árd-cool.
A Gaelic blessing for a recent dearly departed person held in high esteem on LFW. It emanates from Co. Cork and if you can get it on an Irish scrabble board, its an instant 156 points and the win! |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 15:26 - Oct 9 with 1054 views | kensalriser |
Home matches only, obvs. |  |
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