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Songs for 'new' players 09:28 - May 18 with 5498 viewsngbqpr

Hands up who has drifted off every so often from Nick & Andy's words of wisdom, and begun to wonder what songs will emerge for all those players yet to play in front of crowds.

"We've got a big fkin Dutchman" seems like a given for JDW.

But what of Dieng & Dickie, Dykes & Willock? Have Kakay and Wallace done enough to earn songs now? Who might replace Nico in the Charlie song (if he signs)?

Who will earn one of those rare but coveted special ditties, rather than the formulaic "there's only one xxx"?

Poll: Best hug a stranger / fall down five rows / 'limbs' late goals this season

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Songs for 'new' players on 09:42 - May 18 with 4043 viewsPeterHucker

"We love you Lyndon because you've got blue hair"
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Songs for 'new' players on 10:08 - May 18 with 4013 viewsPlanetHonneywood

We love Lyndon from Down Under
Because he scores and he plunders
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear Sturgeon coming
You better run, you better take cover.

Repeat to fade.

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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Songs for 'new' players on 10:32 - May 18 with 3997 viewsLongsufferingR

Oh ho ho he's magic
You knowowowow
George Thomas

Hmm not sure I've got the hang of this
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Songs for 'new' players on 10:41 - May 18 with 3969 viewsbrewers_hoop

Don’t believe them, don’t believe them
Don’t be bitten twice
You got a sus, sus, sus, sus, sus, sus
Sus suspect De Wijs

[Post edited 18 May 2021 10:43]
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Songs for 'new' players on 10:42 - May 18 with 3965 viewsCiderwithRsie

Songs for 'new' players on 10:08 - May 18 by PlanetHonneywood

We love Lyndon from Down Under
Because he scores and he plunders
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear Sturgeon coming
You better run, you better take cover.

Repeat to fade.


Can’t you hear, can’t you hear Sturgeon coming

A truly terrifying image, which I feel rules that whole song out, though I think the tune could work
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Songs for 'new' players on 10:48 - May 18 with 3941 viewsbellomatic

Songs for 'new' players on 10:41 - May 18 by brewers_hoop

Don’t believe them, don’t believe them
Don’t be bitten twice
You got a sus, sus, sus, sus, sus, sus
Sus suspect De Wijs

[Post edited 18 May 2021 10:43]


brilliant!

Poll: Who had the better brace?

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Songs for 'new' players on 10:52 - May 18 with 3936 viewsMaggsinho

To the tune of Ding Dong The Witch is Dead from Wizard of Oz:

Ding dong our keeper's Dieng
Seny Dieng
Seny Dieng
Ding dong our keeper's Seny Dieng.
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Songs for 'new' players on 11:04 - May 18 with 3916 viewsDieByYourSide

Rob Dickie my lord, Rob Dickie!

Nice and easy...

Poll: And it's hi ho

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Songs for 'new' players on 12:29 - May 18 with 3874 viewsizlingtonhoop

Songs for 'new' players on 10:41 - May 18 by brewers_hoop

Don’t believe them, don’t believe them
Don’t be bitten twice
You got a sus, sus, sus, sus, sus, sus
Sus suspect De Wijs

[Post edited 18 May 2021 10:43]


Christ on a bike!

I've flagged this definitely twice. Maybe three times.

No one listens to me...

😩
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Songs for 'new' players on 12:32 - May 18 with 3867 viewsizlingtonhoop

Songs for 'new' players on 10:41 - May 18 by brewers_hoop

Don’t believe them, don’t believe them
Don’t be bitten twice
You got a sus, sus, sus, sus, sus, sus
Sus suspect De Wijs

[Post edited 18 May 2021 10:43]


Christ on a bike!

I've flagged this definitely twice. Maybe three times.

No one listens to me...

😩
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Songs for 'new' players on 12:34 - May 18 with 3857 viewsizlingtonhoop

Songs for 'new' players on 12:29 - May 18 by izlingtonhoop

Christ on a bike!

I've flagged this definitely twice. Maybe three times.

No one listens to me...

😩


Now I'm repeating myself...


That's how upset I am...

😉
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Songs for 'new' players on 12:37 - May 18 with 3847 viewsizlingtonhoop

Songs for 'new' players on 11:04 - May 18 by DieByYourSide

Rob Dickie my lord, Rob Dickie!

Nice and easy...


Oh Dickie you're so fine,
You're so fine,
You hold the line.
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Songs for 'new' players on 12:52 - May 18 with 3825 viewsE17hoop

Songs for 'new' players on 12:37 - May 18 by izlingtonhoop

Oh Dickie you're so fine,
You're so fine,
You hold the line.


Don't need to change the words that much;

Rob Dickie you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, Rob Dickie, *clap clap clap* Rob Dickie *clap clap clap*


It's always noisiest at the shallow end
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Songs for 'new' players on 12:54 - May 18 with 3809 viewsizlingtonhoop

Songs for 'new' players on 12:52 - May 18 by E17hoop

Don't need to change the words that much;

Rob Dickie you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, Rob Dickie, *clap clap clap* Rob Dickie *clap clap clap*



Yeh. I was a bit loath to include blowing.
[Post edited 18 May 2021 15:58]
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Songs for 'new' players on 14:42 - May 18 with 3729 viewsEsox_Lucius

Hopefully we would get a chance for ...
"Lyndon's scoring at the faraway towns, the teams are announced and the match's going down.
Lyndon's scoring at the top of the league, Lyndon's scoring, yes, I was there too"

The grass is always greener.

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Songs for 'new' players on 15:10 - May 18 with 3702 viewsE17hoop

Who's the leader of our line,
He's great for you and me,
D-I-C-K-I-E His name is Rob Dickie.

It's always noisiest at the shallow end
Poll: Who do you want as next Next England manager?

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Songs for 'new' players on 15:56 - May 18 with 3660 viewsizlingtonhoop

Songs for 'new' players on 15:10 - May 18 by E17hoop

Who's the leader of our line,
He's great for you and me,
D-I-C-K-I-E His name is Rob Dickie.


D I C.
K I E,
QPRFC

Is the next line...
[Post edited 18 May 2021 15:59]
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Songs for 'new' players on 16:01 - May 18 with 3632 viewsMatch82

Songs for 'new' players on 15:56 - May 18 by izlingtonhoop

D I C.
K I E,
QPRFC

Is the next line...
[Post edited 18 May 2021 15:59]


Would have thought Dickie was obvious.

Already done: We've got a big fcking German
Mentioned already We've got a big fcking Dutchman
So for our Rob: We've got a big fcking Dickie
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Songs for 'new' players on 16:25 - May 18 with 3577 viewsdmm

Jordy di Wjis was born in Belgium. Does that spoil things?
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Songs for 'new' players on 17:27 - May 18 with 3532 viewsMick_S

Songs for 'new' players on 16:25 - May 18 by dmm

Jordy di Wjis was born in Belgium. Does that spoil things?


Needs to rhyme mate.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Songs for 'new' players on 17:48 - May 18 with 3504 viewsNorthLondonR

Songs for 'new' players on 15:56 - May 18 by izlingtonhoop

D I C.
K I E,
QPRFC

Is the next line...
[Post edited 18 May 2021 15:59]


Inspired by Nick London's commentary, I think I may have mentioned this on one of the match threads but I got:

Dickie in the backline
You just can't stop him
Every Saturday you'll see him
Tackling and blocking

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Songs for 'new' players on 18:21 - May 18 with 3479 viewsizlingtonhoop

Songs for 'new' players on 12:37 - May 18 by izlingtonhoop

Oh Dickie you're so fine,
You're so fine,
You hold the line.


Oh Dickie, Bristol City, raptures did you send ,
When you snuck in to the six yard box and scored, the other end...
[Post edited 18 May 2021 18:23]
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Songs for 'new' players on 22:21 - May 18 with 3375 viewsDorse

I'm a Barbet girl?

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Songs for 'new' players on 22:30 - May 18 with 3369 viewsHastings_Hoops

“We’ve got a chance, ‘cos Dieng’s in goal”
To the tune of ‘Chel$€a are rent... ...everywhere they go’
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Songs for 'new' players on 22:32 - May 18 with 3364 viewsHastings_Hoops

“Lyndon dykes dykes dykes” (Ian Wright Wright Wright) is the obvious one
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