| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 805898 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:15 - Sep 5 with 10571 views | Trom |
A man with no legs went to the disco
Got thown out for arsing around |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:30 - Sep 5 with 10471 views | hubble |
I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement.
At least I think they're vegans. They kept shouting 'lettuce leaf' |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:36 - Sep 5 with 10448 views | Mick_S |
What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?
A hobby horse |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:44 - Sep 5 with 10410 views | Suffolk |
Did you hear about the magic tractor that turned into a field? |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 14:00 - Sep 5 with 10386 views | Saycey |
I've just had a garden fence put in made up of three-foot concrete dildoes.
My neighbour isn't that fussed about it, but his missus is still on the fence... | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 14:56 - Sep 5 with 10341 views | Mytch_QPR |
Apologies if you've seen / heard before:
Bloke buys a new dog. He soon establishes the dog supports QPR.
One day he's at home with the dog watching QPR v Ch*lsea. His best mate comes over for the game and a few beers.
36th minute, Ch*lsea go 1-0 up and the dog starts growling. By the 68th minute, Ch*lsea score again and the dog is really growling. The owner's mate says 'f*ck me, what does he do when QPR score?'
'No idea', says the owner - 'I've only had him 10 months'.
Boom boom. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:09 - Sep 5 with 10325 views | Esox_Lucius |
There has been a spate of pick pocketing from little people in my area recently.
How can thieves stoop so low. |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:42 - Sep 5 with 10290 views | dontknowitall |
I was always disappointed in my efforts to see The Clash
There was always something else on at the same time.
People said that i'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.
Take a look at me now |  | | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:30 - Sep 5 with 10259 views | Esox_Lucius |
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, try swimming with sharks.
Cost me an arm and a leg. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:00 - Sep 5 with 10247 views | Esox_Lucius |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:42 - Sep 5 by dontknowitall |
I was always disappointed in my efforts to see The Clash
There was always something else on at the same time.
People said that i'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.
Take a look at me now |
I remember when my first wife said she was going to leave me over my obsession with Only Fools And Horses.
I said "Ok, I'll fetch the suitcase from the van..." [Post edited 5 Sep 2018 21:57]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:02 - Sep 5 with 10141 views | bosh67 |
When I met my girlfriend she told me she was bi.
I thought, wow, this is going to be exciting.
Turns out she meant bi-polar. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:43 - Sep 5 with 10053 views | Rebalhoop |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:02 - Sep 5 by bosh67 |
When I met my girlfriend she told me she was bi.
I thought, wow, this is going to be exciting.
Turns out she meant bi-polar. |
Bi-Polar.....isn’t that a sexually experimental bear | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 09:44 - Sep 6 with 9940 views | Trom |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:02 - Sep 6 with 9927 views | Mytch_QPR |
| Corny Joke Warning on 09:44 - Sep 6 by Trom |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence. |
Well....
The world champion carpet fitter has just been disqualified - turns out he'd been using stair rods. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:10 - Sep 6 with 9926 views | Dorse |
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse? |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 01:11 - Sep 7 with 9808 views | Boston |
Loftus Rd’s getting new lighting....football matches. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 07:35 - Sep 7 with 9767 views | horshamHoop |
"Formed in 1977 in Coventry, they are an English 2 tone ska revival band whose music combines a steady rock beat with punk attitude. Jerry Dammers and his band mates achieved fame and notoriety with classics such as ' Ghost Town ' and ' Too Much Too Young'".
"Well, that's true" I said to the waiter "But it's not what I meant when I asked you to tell me about the specials" | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 11:21 - Sep 7 with 9708 views | Esox_Lucius |
I just bought a Ford Transvestite and it keeps jumping into the wrong gear. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:26 - Sep 7 with 9694 views | dontknowitall |
I used to play triangle in a reggae band but ended up leaving because it was just one ting after another | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:33 - Sep 7 with 9687 views | Southend_Rss |
Read in the paper the other day about two guys caught robbing a calendar from WHSmiths.. They got 6 months each |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:56 - Sep 7 with 9669 views | Lblock |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:33 - Sep 7 by Southend_Rss |
Read in the paper the other day about two guys caught robbing a calendar from WHSmiths.. They got 6 months each |
I used to really fancy the girl who worked in the Calendar Shop
Never got round to asking her for a date though |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:57 - Sep 7 with 9666 views | Lblock |
| Corny Joke Warning on 17:00 - Sep 5 by Esox_Lucius |
I remember when my first wife said she was going to leave me over my obsession with Only Fools And Horses.
I said "Ok, I'll fetch the suitcase from the van..." [Post edited 5 Sep 2018 21:57]
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My ex girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my habit of singing Frank Sinatra songs during sex... I said "That's life..... " | |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 14:23 - Sep 7 with 9627 views | BathRanger |
My friend Gemma Pell has a nightmare introducing herself in France.
I'd really like to thank her for being a great teacher though. She taught me the meaning of beaucoup and it means a lot. [Post edited 7 Sep 2018 14:58]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:16 - Sep 7 with 9582 views | Trom |
I was mugged by a man on crutches, wearing camouflage. Ha ha, I thought, you can hide but you can’t run | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 16:00 - Sep 7 with 9551 views | Esox_Lucius |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:33 - Sep 7 by Southend_Rss |
Read in the paper the other day about two guys caught robbing a calendar from WHSmiths.. They got 6 months each |
Two lads were caught using fireworks in the lift of some flats near me. The court let them off. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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