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QPR All-Time Cnt XI 08:21 - Dec 15 with 8691 views

Following the near unanimous view that JET is a waster and/or a cnt, who would be in our all-time cnt XI?

And who would be captain McCnty? Who'd be the manager of this cntfest? And which cnt would be signing the cheques at the end of the month to pay all these cnts?

1. While we've had some average, none have been you know, a right pwaper cnt! So, just because it would be rude not to, and I love a good double entendre, I'll insert Seamen into the cnts XI.

2. Bosingwa - Obvs! Cnt supreme.

3. BAE - Another cnt of a big-time Charlie.

4. Caulker - If he's not one, then he's a wasted one.

5. Mbia - Just for that ridiculous dive.

6. SWP - No more need be said!

7. Jeanne - Another waster.

8. Barton (c) - Perfect for the McCnty role.

9. Sheron - Just because his purchase pretty much made a cnt out of us.

10. JET - Universally accepted, he's a prize cnt.

11. Scully - Old fashioned cnt.

Mgr: Hughes - Because he brought #2
Chair: Flabio - He actually looks like one!

Cnts to the core. FACT!!

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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 08:29 - Dec 15 with 5205 views

francisbowles

The goalkeeper has to be Julio 'helicopter' Cesar with his back up being Rob 'I can't kick' Green.

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 08:30 - Dec 15 with 5202 views

Esox_Lucius

1. The French speaking Joey Barton
2. The Man City away Joey Barton
3. The Norwich Joey Barton
4. The autobiography Joey Barton
5. The Hollywood pass Joey Barton
6. The dressing room Joey Barton
7. The finger pointing, blameless Joey Barton
8. The self aggrandising Joey Barton
9. Joey Barton on Twitter
10. Joey Barton the pundit
11. Joey Barton the cÃ¼nt

The grass is always greener.

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 08:34 - Dec 15 with 5198 views

Rs_Holy

I thought Cesar took the piss... he was a bit unhinged (but not as bad as Caulker), didnt really want to be at QPR, wasnt all that, and wore a chelsh*te shirt at Sideshow Bobs birthday party.
Surprised Ned Zelic or Hateley didnt sneak in!
SWP is still my all time No1 waste of space.... 80 big ones a week for this...

[Post edited 15 Dec 2017 8:38]

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 08:36 - Dec 15 with 5193 views

WokingR

I'd replace Sheron with Hateley but otherwise you're about there.

Still struggle to hate SWP though just because of that 1 goal away to Chelsea.
That one moment forgives everything.

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 09:08 - Dec 15 with 5130 views

MedwayR

Cesar
Bosingwa
Forbes - I know he got cleared but that rape case didn't look good on him
Gnohere
Traore
SWP
Barton
Jones
Jeanne
Baidoo
Hateley

Manager: Hughes
DoF: Redknapp / Rigg / Joorachiban

Mentions for Mbia, Malcolm for his drink-driving & also Sappleton, he may have only been a youth team player but came across as a big time Charlie. JET also.

[Post edited 15 Dec 2017 9:15]

Poll:

Who’s better?

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 09:42 - Dec 15 with 5067 views

BazzaInTheLoft

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 09:08 - Dec 15 by MedwayR
Cesar Bosingwa Forbes - I know he got cleared but that rape case didn't look good on him Gnohere Traore SWP Barton Jones Jeanne Baidoo Hateley Manager: Hughes DoF: Redknapp / Rigg / Joorachiban Mentions for Mbia, Malcolm for his drink-driving & also Sappleton, he may have only been a youth team player but came across as a big time Charlie. JET also. [Post edited 15 Dec 2017 9:15]

What did Baidoo do wrong?

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 09:47 - Dec 15 with 5057 views

MedwayR

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 09:42 - Dec 15 by BazzaInTheLoft
What did Baidoo do wrong?

Just an idiot wannabe gangsta...I believe this is the mandatory video that needs posting whenever Baidoo is mentioned...

Poll:

Who’s better?

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 10:04 - Dec 15 with 5031 views

smegma

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 08:30 - Dec 15 by Esox_Lucius
1. The French speaking Joey Barton 2. The Man City away Joey Barton 3. The Norwich Joey Barton 4. The autobiography Joey Barton 5. The Hollywood pass Joey Barton 6. The dressing room Joey Barton 7. The finger pointing, blameless Joey Barton 8. The self aggrandising Joey Barton 9. Joey Barton on Twitter 10. Joey Barton the pundit 11. Joey Barton the cÃ¼nt

You forget the sub.
12. Hull City away Barton.
But who is the captain??

[Post edited 15 Dec 2017 10:08]

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 10:11 - Dec 15 with 5016 views

smegma

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 09:47 - Dec 15 by MedwayR
Just an idiot wannabe gangsta...I believe this is the mandatory video that needs posting whenever Baidoo is mentioned...

Does he move awkwardly as a result of having farmers from warming the bench at games???

Definite c-not material.
Harsh on Scully. Not very good agreed, but not in the same c-not league as the others.

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 10:28 - Dec 15 with 4981 views

PlanetHonneywood

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 10:11 - Dec 15 by smegma
Does he move awkwardly as a result of having farmers from warming the bench at games??? Definite c-not material. Harsh on Scully. Not very good agreed, but not in the same c-not league as the others.

Scully goes in because of a conversation with a mate of mine. When asked about his thoughts on QPR survival etc. Scully replied: ‘I don’t care, I’m on £3k a week!’

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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 10:31 - Dec 15 with 4971 views

TheChef

Bob Malcolm - totally useless and allegedly a BNP member.

Mark Hateley. What a cnt.

Poll:

How old is everyone on here?

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 10:42 - Dec 15 with 4956 views

Rs_Holy

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 09:47 - Dec 15 by MedwayR
Just an idiot wannabe gangsta...I believe this is the mandatory video that needs posting whenever Baidoo is mentioned...

That video is comedy gold!... I love the way he wants to be a gangsta in what appears to be a repectable housing estate in Slough!

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 11:03 - Dec 15 with 4923 views

bosh67

Difficult to name Caulker in this thread. Massive mental health issues to deal with.

	Never knowingly right.
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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 11:08 - Dec 15 with 4913 views

MrSheen

Won't someone think of the useless knuts? Don't they deserve a fair crack of the whip?

John Curtis
Zesh Rehman
drum roll...
Keith Rowland

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 12:27 - Dec 15 with 4850 views

smegma

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 11:08 - Dec 15 by MrSheen
Won't someone think of the useless knuts? Don't they deserve a fair crack of the whip? John Curtis Zesh Rehman drum roll... Keith Rowland

Keith told me to f-ck off once. The Cnt.

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 12:33 - Dec 15 with 4839 views

danehoop

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 12:27 - Dec 15 by smegma
Keith told me to f-ck off once. The Cnt.

Harsh on Rehman, very limited player, but didn't stop trying and hide. Also a very generous, decent and humble man off the pitch.

Never knowingly understood

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 12:50 - Dec 15 with 4804 views

Ashdown_Ranger

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 10:04 - Dec 15 by smegma
You forget the sub. 12. Hull City away Barton. But who is the captain?? [Post edited 15 Dec 2017 10:08]

..and another sub

13: The endlessly-pontificating-about-Nietshe-cos-I'm-interlekshul-Barton

Oh and...

14: The not Barton at all but forever sick won't budge leeching waste of space Dean Sturridge

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 13:15 - Dec 15 with 4762 views

Northolt_Rs

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 08:36 - Dec 15 by WokingR
I'd replace Sheron with Hateley but otherwise you're about there. Still struggle to hate SWP though just because of that 1 goal away to Chelsea. That one moment forgives everything.

The goal he didn’t celebrate.... prize kunt.

Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR.

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 13:18 - Dec 15 with 4750 views

Northolt_Rs

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 09:08 - Dec 15 by MedwayR
Cesar Bosingwa Forbes - I know he got cleared but that rape case didn't look good on him Gnohere Traore SWP Barton Jones Jeanne Baidoo Hateley Manager: Hughes DoF: Redknapp / Rigg / Joorachiban Mentions for Mbia, Malcolm for his drink-driving & also Sappleton, he may have only been a youth team player but came across as a big time Charlie. JET also. [Post edited 15 Dec 2017 9:15]

Traore is a great shout. I’d almost forgotten that useless sicknote kunt.

Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR.

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 13:51 - Dec 15 with 4668 views

R_from_afar

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 12:50 - Dec 15 by Ashdown_Ranger
..and another sub 13: The endlessly-pontificating-about-Nietshe-cos-I'm-interlekshul-Barton Oh and... 14: The not Barton at all but forever sick won't budge leeching waste of space Dean Sturridge

We'll need a bigger bench:
15: The "I'll insist on taking all the set pieces although I'm cr@p at that" Joey Barton.

Bit harsh to include Mbia. He was a decent enough player, although he used to crash to the turf and writhe around as if he had been eviscerated. Minutes later, he'd be running around like a demented hare.

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 14:04 - Dec 15 with 4647 views

Nov77

What team would they play against.....?

sCUNThorpe?