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Following the near unanimous view that JET is a waster and/or a cnt, who would be in our all-time cnt XI?
And who would be captain McCnty? Who'd be the manager of this cntfest? And which cnt would be signing the cheques at the end of the month to pay all these cnts?
1. While we've had some average, none have been you know, a right pwaper cnt! So, just because it would be rude not to, and I love a good double entendre, I'll insert Seamen into the cnts XI.
2. Bosingwa - Obvs! Cnt supreme.
3. BAE - Another cnt of a big-time Charlie.
4. Caulker - If he's not one, then he's a wasted one.
5. Mbia - Just for that ridiculous dive.
6. SWP - No more need be said!
7. Jeanne - Another waster.
8. Barton (c) - Perfect for the McCnty role.
9. Sheron - Just because his purchase pretty much made a cnt out of us.
10. JET - Universally accepted, he's a prize cnt.
11. Scully - Old fashioned cnt.
Mgr: Hughes - Because he brought #2 Chair: Flabio - He actually looks like one!
Cnts to the core. FACT!!
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1. The French speaking Joey Barton 2. The Man City away Joey Barton 3. The Norwich Joey Barton 4. The autobiography Joey Barton 5. The Hollywood pass Joey Barton 6. The dressing room Joey Barton 7. The finger pointing, blameless Joey Barton 8. The self aggrandising Joey Barton 9. Joey Barton on Twitter 10. Joey Barton the pundit 11. Joey Barton the cünt
The grass is always greener.
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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 08:34 - Dec 15 with 5246 views
I thought Cesar took the piss... he was a bit unhinged (but not as bad as Caulker), didnt really want to be at QPR, wasnt all that, and wore a chelsh*te shirt at Sideshow Bobs birthday party. Surprised Ned Zelic or Hateley didnt sneak in! SWP is still my all time No1 waste of space.... 80 big ones a week for this...
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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 08:36 - Dec 15 with 5241 views
Mentions for Mbia, Malcolm for his drink-driving & also Sappleton, he may have only been a youth team player but came across as a big time Charlie. JET also.
Mentions for Mbia, Malcolm for his drink-driving & also Sappleton, he may have only been a youth team player but came across as a big time Charlie. JET also.
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What did Baidoo do wrong?
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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 09:47 - Dec 15 with 5105 views
QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 08:30 - Dec 15 by Esox_Lucius
1. The French speaking Joey Barton 2. The Man City away Joey Barton 3. The Norwich Joey Barton 4. The autobiography Joey Barton 5. The Hollywood pass Joey Barton 6. The dressing room Joey Barton 7. The finger pointing, blameless Joey Barton 8. The self aggrandising Joey Barton 9. Joey Barton on Twitter 10. Joey Barton the pundit 11. Joey Barton the cünt
You forget the sub. 12. Hull City away Barton. But who is the captain??
Does he move awkwardly as a result of having farmers from warming the bench at games???
Definite c-not material. Harsh on Scully. Not very good agreed, but not in the same c-not league as the others.
Scully goes in because of a conversation with a mate of mine. When asked about his thoughts on QPR survival etc. Scully replied: ‘I don’t care, I’m on £3k a week!’
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Mentions for Mbia, Malcolm for his drink-driving & also Sappleton, he may have only been a youth team player but came across as a big time Charlie. JET also.
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Traore is a great shout. I’d almost forgotten that useless sicknote kunt.
Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR.
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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 13:51 - Dec 15 with 4716 views
13: The endlessly-pontificating-about-Nietshe-cos-I'm-interlekshul-Barton
Oh and...
14: The not Barton at all but forever sick won't budge leeching waste of space Dean Sturridge
We'll need a bigger bench: 15: The "I'll insist on taking all the set pieces although I'm cr@p at that" Joey Barton.
Bit harsh to include Mbia. He was a decent enough player, although he used to crash to the turf and writhe around as if he had been eviscerated. Minutes later, he'd be running around like a demented hare.
RFA
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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 14:04 - Dec 15 with 4695 views