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Connor at the R's box office. 11:23 - Aug 12 with 20722 views

Take a bow fella, you are one of the thickets pricks I've ever had the displeasure to talk to.. As the ticket online went down earlier, I thought I'd ring the box office.. Bad idea.. Welcome to Connors world. I don't think I've ever spoken to such a disinterested bored fecking idiot in my life..and I told him so.. I understand people hating their jobs etc, but feck me, just pretend you give a shite Connor..

Connor at the R's box office. on 18:42 - Aug 12 with 2825 views

DWQPR

Connor at the R's box office. on 15:28 - Aug 12 by Mytch_QPR
Should we be tweeting Tony and suggesting a statue at this stage, or is that a bit premature?

Reckon he deserves a testimonial at the very least. Will very much look forward to his book signing when he gets round to writing his autobiography, obviously in between having to deal with the fÃ»ckwit bunch of supporters we have who haven't got the ability to sort out their ticket requirements via the Internet. By the way, do we know whether it is Conor or Connor?

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Connor at the R's box office. on 19:16 - Aug 12 with 2789 views

Boston

Connor at the R's box office. on 18:42 - Aug 12 by DWQPR
Reckon he deserves a testimonial at the very least. Will very much look forward to his book signing when he gets round to writing his autobiography, obviously in between having to deal with the fÃ»ckwit bunch of supporters we have who haven't got the ability to sort out their ticket requirements via the Internet. By the way, do we know whether it is Conor or Connor?

What about the rest of the Box Office team, eh? Pushed to the side as Connor takes all the credit, I can see transfer requests on Tony's table Monday morning.

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Thank God The Seaons Over.

Connor at the R's box office. on 19:50 - Aug 12 with 2748 views

aston_hoop

Connor at the R's box office. on 19:16 - Aug 12 by Boston
What about the rest of the Box Office team, eh? Pushed to the side as Connor takes all the credit, I can see transfer requests on Tony's table Monday morning.

Heard a rumour this evening from a mate that Connor has been linked with West Ham for £8 p/h and Sundays off. 37 hours a week plus paid overtime and a health insurance scheme. Could be bollox though.

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Connor at the R's box office. on 20:01 - Aug 12 with 2736 views

Northernr

All this not withstanding, it was still a surprise to find out he shot JR.

Connor at the R's box office. on 20:39 - Aug 12 with 2677 views

LongsufferingR

Connor at the R's box office. on 19:50 - Aug 12 by aston_hoop
Heard a rumour this evening from a mate that Connor has been linked with West Ham for £8 p/h and Sundays off. 37 hours a week plus paid overtime and a health insurance scheme. Could be bollox though.

Can't see him going for that tbh. 2 more years and he'd be due a testimonial. Will probably be a call centre shootout against Tesco customer services, who we signed him from.

Connor at the R's box office. on 22:05 - Aug 12 with 2596 views

LythamR

Connor at the R's box office. on 17:39 - Aug 12 by PlanetHonneywood

A few years back, I was in a bit of a bind in a dodgy bar in Patpong, Bangkok.

Usual story, some tart all over me while a collection of Thai women were on stage either extracting razors from their growlers or shooting deceptively fast ping-pong balls out of them. The show was coming to an end and after just two Mekong whiskeys and coke, they wanted the equivalent of $728 before they would let me exit the venue. The alternative, an absolute pasting.

Got to say, things were looking really iffy. Some rough-house bouncers appeared, two of whom were packing blades. How, I thought, am I gonna get out of this situation?

Next thing I know, Connor burst in to the bar decked one of the bouncers and pulling the last Gillettes from one of the dancer's snatches, he fairly went to town on the rest of them.

The Thai bar owners shat themselves. 'Run!' he said as he burst onto the stage and liberated the girls from the bondage of being forced sex workers. He then bolted upstairs, broke a child labour scam and took out a load of computers that were being used to fleece grannies in Grimsby.

I waited downstairs, worried that the corrupt Thai police would come in and start shooting the place up. Next thing, Connor jumped out of a third floor window, landed perfectly and, adjusting his well tailored suit, he saunters over to me and casually says, 'Here!' before he headed off into the night.

I looked at what he'd given me...two tickets for the promotion game at Watford and a few hundred sovs.

Blokes a 'kin ledge in my book. FACT!

[Post edited 12 Aug 2016 17:58]

I m sure you said it was Soi Cowboy last time you told that story John!

Connor at the R's box office. on 22:06 - Aug 12 with 2591 views

Boston

Connor at the R's box office. on 20:01 - Aug 12 by Northernr
All this not withstanding, it was still a surprise to find out he shot JR.

I heard he was the bloke who put the x in box.

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Thank God The Seaons Over.

Connor at the R's box office. on 23:22 - Aug 12 with 2505 views

wgchoop

Ok agree connor is good but hes no Adel Taarabt.........

Connor at the R's box office. on 23:24 - Aug 12 with 2502 views

M40R

Dealt with Connor once only and he was fine, going out of his way to phone me when outside the UK twice to resolve a query that Ticketmaster hadn't a clue about. No complaints from me.

Connor at the R's box office. on 23:34 - Aug 12 with 2491 views

Lblock

I'm Connor

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

Connor at the R's box office. on 23:34 - Aug 12 with 2491 views

DeepcutHoop

Thickets

Connor at the R's box office. on 23:38 - Aug 12 with 2486 views

PunteR

Connor at the R's box office. on 23:34 - Aug 12 by Lblock
I'm Connor

I'm Connor

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

Connor at the R's box office. on 23:58 - Aug 12 with 2460 views

Lblock

Connor at the R's box office. on 23:38 - Aug 12 by PunteR
I'm Connor

I'm thicket

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

Connor at the R's box office. on 00:14 - Aug 13 with 2445 views

eghamranger

The e mail that he sent me about my season ticket recently he said his name was Conor... So everyone on here who states they are Connor probably are, but not the bloke (Conor) who works in the box office.

Gloryhunters

Connor at the R's box office. on 01:25 - Aug 13 with 2413 views

MoonshineSteve

I'm Conor.

I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham.

Connor at the R's box office. on 01:43 - Aug 13 with 2402 views

LowerloftLad

Connor top top lad tried signing him for Spurs at the age of 15

Ohhhhhh bobby zamora

Connor at the R's box office. on 08:19 - Aug 13 with 2325 views

Jeff

Connor at the R's box office. on 23:38 - Aug 12 by PunteR
I'm Connor

I'm Connor, and so's my wife...

Can we not knock it?

Connor at the R's box office. on 09:00 - Aug 13 with 2283 views

Bushman

#prayforconnor

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I know almost nothing about the Premier League even though I try to catch the big games every now and then at the end of the season. But I will say this, Queens Park Rangers is just a fukking sick ass team name. Just sounds so cool.

Connor at the R's box office. on 09:16 - Aug 13 with 2261 views

Mick_S