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Smug God-Bothering F**ks 16:41 - Jul 7 with 6363 viewsBklynRanger

Not people who quietly practice their own religion. The kunts who hand out leaflets in the underground transportation hubs of this modern world and then make casual, pious judgements of you when you don't want to take their fcuking parchment of salvation. Those people should be shot with shit, or a similar substance.

I had one this morning tried to give me some laminated key to the gates of paradise, and when I didn't take it he drawls "God's no respecter of persons". How does he know I expect him to respect me? Just because I'm the only one in the station wearing a shirt, because I have to do that to make what money I do. Unlike that pompous jizz-ball I don't have the independent wealth to stand there all day thinking I'm better than everybody.

So I walked up about 15 more steps and then turned back round and gave him a prolonged rant.

Kunts.
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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 09:46 - Jul 8 with 1991 views1BobbyHazell

Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 00:09 - Jul 8 by TacticalR

There are more important things to worry about than Jehovah's Witnesses.

Like the fact that our political parties are such empty vessels that they are becoming incoherent self-destructive cults led by self-serving adventurers.


Not sure "becoming" is accurate Tactical. Maybe "being briefly exposed as(but are relying on our turning our attention away again soon that they can return to business as normal)".

I'm not a religious man myself but I do meditate so am clearly an authority on God. I used to enjoy a good theological/spiritual discussion/disagreement with the Botherers back in the day and prided myself on having Jehovahs tell me that they had to 'get going now' on three occasions. I can even remember once arguing with a Muslim 'preacher', in Leicester Square no less, and throwing the leaflets he gave me to the ground to the applause of a small but enthralled crowd while I semi drunkenly muttered on about mind control, freedom of thought and how could a Being of Love have so many rules?! I might add this was back in the mid 90's before Muslim Issues were trendy so I was, as always, waaay ahead of the curve.

Nowadays when I see someone out on the streets trying to save souls I actually have a strange form of respect for what they're doing. I mean if I was a full on christian who genuinely believed that all none believers were going to hell because they were yet to accept Jesus as their saviour the very least I could do is spend a couple of hours a week outside Sainsburys extolling the virtues of not going to hell and explaining how easy it was to avoid. Wouldn't it seem a little mean of spirit to stay at home worrying about what time X Factor was starting or making a nice gravy instead of saving decent human beings from an eternity of torment in the Lakes of Fire?
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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 10:03 - Jul 8 with 1955 viewsLythamR

Its difficult sometimes but I try and treat these people with with kindness and respect where possible. Remember that they do really believe that they are trying to save you soul which considering they dont know you from adam is quite an act of love.

Also remember that they believe is something really strongly despite all the evidence now available that proves them wrong so dont expect to be able to reason with them because you cant
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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 10:25 - Jul 8 with 1930 viewsloftboy

I'm.surprised disco hasn't popped up yet with a story about the women who stand next to the bus stops I'm Eastham preaching out loud to basically no-one.

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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 10:30 - Jul 8 with 1920 viewsMytch_QPR

Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 10:03 - Jul 8 by LythamR

Its difficult sometimes but I try and treat these people with with kindness and respect where possible. Remember that they do really believe that they are trying to save you soul which considering they dont know you from adam is quite an act of love.

Also remember that they believe is something really strongly despite all the evidence now available that proves them wrong so dont expect to be able to reason with them because you cant


We're all believers, Lytham, when you think about it. Following the Rs is a sort of religion and there is certainly no guarantee of redemption at the end of it all.

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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 10:38 - Jul 8 with 1907 viewsWokingR

Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 10:25 - Jul 8 by loftboy

I'm.surprised disco hasn't popped up yet with a story about the women who stand next to the bus stops I'm Eastham preaching out loud to basically no-one.


Bunch of them always outside Shepherd's Bush tube station on matchdays
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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 10:38 - Jul 8 with 1906 viewsMick_S

My second favourite Stanley - Northolt boy, don't you know.


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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 10:58 - Jul 8 with 1872 viewsPinnerR

Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 10:38 - Jul 8 by Mick_S

My second favourite Stanley - Northolt boy, don't you know.



Stanley Green "Buy my book". Used to love seeing him in Oxford Street.
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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 11:37 - Jul 8 with 1838 viewstimcocking

Are clearly insane.
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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 13:01 - Jul 8 with 1771 viewsBluce_Ree

Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 22:18 - Jul 7 by Boston

Yeah, only problem I find is that those who believe in nothing tend to believe in anything.


I believe in what I can see. Which is everything.

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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 13:05 - Jul 8 with 1758 viewsR_from_afar

Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 13:01 - Jul 8 by Bluce_Ree

I believe in what I can see. Which is everything.


..and particularly Rob Green but then so did I, although his form was poor in his last season with us.

RFA

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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 14:40 - Jul 8 with 1704 viewsdanehoop

Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 10:58 - Jul 8 by PinnerR

Stanley Green "Buy my book". Used to love seeing him in Oxford Street.


I remember him walking outside Selfridges when I was kid.

Never knowingly understood

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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 19:51 - Jul 8 with 1615 viewsFredManRave

I thought this was going to be a thread about the people of Iceland.

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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 20:06 - Jul 8 with 1601 viewsjohncharles

Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 10:03 - Jul 8 by LythamR

Its difficult sometimes but I try and treat these people with with kindness and respect where possible. Remember that they do really believe that they are trying to save you soul which considering they dont know you from adam is quite an act of love.

Also remember that they believe is something really strongly despite all the evidence now available that proves them wrong so dont expect to be able to reason with them because you cant


Everything you said applies equally to the National Front

Strong and stable my arse.

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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 20:33 - Jul 8 with 1582 viewsPunteR

Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 20:06 - Jul 8 by johncharles

Everything you said applies equally to the National Front


NF acting out of love? You sure JC?

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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 20:56 - Jul 8 with 1565 viewsjohncharles

Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 20:33 - Jul 8 by PunteR

NF acting out of love? You sure JC?


I'm sure they think they are doing you a favour. Just like the Everest salesman. They all think they are right and have the right to bully you into something or other. God, double glazing, no difference.

Strong and stable my arse.

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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 21:01 - Jul 8 with 1445 viewsenfieldargh

Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 14:40 - Jul 8 by danehoop

I remember him walking outside Selfridges when I was kid.


me too, didn't he have a gammy foot?

Jesus saves, unlike Rob Green

Harry according to the majority of the UK press is the messiah

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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 21:03 - Jul 8 with 1444 viewsPunteR

Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 20:56 - Jul 8 by johncharles

I'm sure they think they are doing you a favour. Just like the Everest salesman. They all think they are right and have the right to bully you into something or other. God, double glazing, no difference.


There must be some sort of helpline to deal with bullying double glazing salesmen..

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Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 21:26 - Jul 8 with 1421 viewsjohncharles

Smug God-Bothering F**ks on 21:03 - Jul 8 by PunteR

There must be some sort of helpline to deal with bullying double glazing salesmen..


Call the Mormans Supermorman !

Strong and stable my arse.

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