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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread 08:51 - Apr 19 with 49982 viewsDarran






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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:11 - Apr 19 with 2285 viewswaynekerr55

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:10 - Apr 19 by Jackfath

I have had one person PM me their address this afternoon so I could go round there for a fight.


That's f*cked. Why would people want to scrap over message board banter?

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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:14 - Apr 19 with 2257 viewsJackfath

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:11 - Apr 19 by waynekerr55

That's f*cked. Why would people want to scrap over message board banter?


Well the thing is some on here like to give it out, but when challenged back they get very upset.

People started having a pop at me (surprise, surprise) earlier. When I got all sweary and "in their faces" about it, all hell broke loose. It's then they can't handle it as they've been shown for what they are.

Fools.

Anyway, I'm back to my usual polite and coherent self now.

As you all were.


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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:17 - Apr 19 with 2240 viewsWarwickHunt

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:11 - Apr 19 by waynekerr55

That's f*cked. Why would people want to scrap over message board banter?


Mental innit - a bit like supporting ew team on a matchday thread actually makes a difference to anything.
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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:18 - Apr 19 with 2231 viewswaynekerr55

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:14 - Apr 19 by Jackfath

Well the thing is some on here like to give it out, but when challenged back they get very upset.

People started having a pop at me (surprise, surprise) earlier. When I got all sweary and "in their faces" about it, all hell broke loose. It's then they can't handle it as they've been shown for what they are.

Fools.

Anyway, I'm back to my usual polite and coherent self now.

As you all were.



Well I enjoy your posts despite your spate of v arrows today. Seems I've upset a someone as he's downing all my posts

Can't be popular all the time and that's my POTY chances down the pan for 2014

Edit - I'm getting spit roasted by 2 down arrowers. Saucy f*ckers
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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:19 - Apr 19 with 2216 viewswaynekerr55

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:17 - Apr 19 by WarwickHunt

Mental innit - a bit like supporting ew team on a matchday thread actually makes a difference to anything.


Careful now I've upset a few on ere - no chance of me getting POTY now

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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:26 - Apr 19 with 2170 viewsJJ08

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 16:45 - Apr 19 by Trundle10

Monk is the eejit, Lita one week,Vasquez the week after then Ngog the next then Emnes. He is a Muppet.


Who's the eejit? Oh yes that would be you!
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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:28 - Apr 19 with 2152 viewsJJ08

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 16:38 - Apr 19 by lovejuicejack

Gary Monk totally and utterly out of his depth and just frozen like a rabbit in the headlights


Out of his depth or making the right changes at the right time? Good job you aint the manager!!! Clueless
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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:29 - Apr 19 with 2137 viewsDrizzy

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:17 - Apr 19 by WarwickHunt

Mental innit - a bit like supporting ew team on a matchday thread actually makes a difference to anything.


Thoughts on Garry's substitutions, Phil?

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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:31 - Apr 19 with 2134 viewswaynekerr55

To my down arrow spit roasters:


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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:32 - Apr 19 with 2125 viewswaynekerr55

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:29 - Apr 19 by Drizzy

Thoughts on Garry's substitutions, Phil?



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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:33 - Apr 19 with 2113 viewskopperburgjack

Shit numbers of support with 70% sitting down shocking although the ones stood up were making good noise! Newcastle fans were terrible didn't hear 1 soong.

Unless you were there, your opinion doesn't count. Muff me off

Win, draw or lose.. Jacks are on the booze

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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:38 - Apr 19 with 2088 viewsLord_Bony

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 08:58 - Apr 19 by Lord_Bony

Howay the lads.

Let's smash The Toon Army like.

2.1 swans


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We have a winner here...

Oh yeah....oh yeah...oh yeah.....



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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:43 - Apr 19 with 2055 viewsWarwickHunt

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:29 - Apr 19 by Drizzy

Thoughts on Garry's substitutions, Phil?


Waited way too long to take Pablo off but restricted himself by the Sunday League bench he selected. Would have put Dyer on and moved JDG inside - what the f*ck he's doing on the wing I'll never know. Shelvey was f*cked after an hour again - I like him but he still can't do 90 minutes.

Emnes closed down well for ten minutes and gave one decent through ball. Nothing that Dyer wouldn't have done just as well.

Unfortunately he has the first touch of a welder with St. Vitus Dance and won't be a PL player while he's got a hole in his arse. Running into the box to get the penalty doesn't make him The New Messi.

We need better next season. Much better.
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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:47 - Apr 19 with 2019 viewsLord_Bony

Harsh Mr Khunt...very harsh

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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:51 - Apr 19 with 1998 viewsStarsky

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:43 - Apr 19 by WarwickHunt

Waited way too long to take Pablo off but restricted himself by the Sunday League bench he selected. Would have put Dyer on and moved JDG inside - what the f*ck he's doing on the wing I'll never know. Shelvey was f*cked after an hour again - I like him but he still can't do 90 minutes.

Emnes closed down well for ten minutes and gave one decent through ball. Nothing that Dyer wouldn't have done just as well.

Unfortunately he has the first touch of a welder with St. Vitus Dance and won't be a PL player while he's got a hole in his arse. Running into the box to get the penalty doesn't make him The New Messi.

We need better next season. Much better.


If that's the only way you can reply about the absolutely vital penalty Emnes won us, then I think you're being extremely unfair Phil.

It's just the internet, init.

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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:52 - Apr 19 with 1991 viewsshingle

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 17:07 - Apr 19 by lovejuicejack

Sent u c u n t


My 12 year old cousin want`s to know if you fancy a night out in funsters for youngsters he is well impressed with you and thinks you are really hard.
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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:56 - Apr 19 with 1974 viewsshingle

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 17:04 - Apr 19 by lovejuicejack

come say it to my face you sad little c u n t


Wow Jackfarth has destroyed you, how dumb are you, still you are without doubt one of the toughest typers on this forum, i would not like to run into you in an internet cafe.
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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:57 - Apr 19 with 1962 viewsexiledclaseboy

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:33 - Apr 19 by kopperburgjack

Shit numbers of support with 70% sitting down shocking although the ones stood up were making good noise! Newcastle fans were terrible didn't hear 1 soong.

Unless you were there, your opinion doesn't count. Muff me off


Best post of the day. First one to make me laugh anyway.

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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 19:02 - Apr 19 with 1937 viewsshingle

As for the game, phew think we are pretty safe now, need to buy three players to sort out our dodgy positions and also with no Europa to distract us a mid table finish should be well within our grasp next season.
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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 19:12 - Apr 19 with 1889 viewsWarwickHunt

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:51 - Apr 19 by Starsky

If that's the only way you can reply about the absolutely vital penalty Emnes won us, then I think you're being extremely unfair Phil.


I was asked about the substitutions and based my answer on the last 45 minutes...

I bet I wasn't the only one screaming for Pablo to be taken off or for JDG to be moved from the wing. They were all over us for the first twenty minutes of the second half - thank f*ck Ben Arfa wasn't playing...

Emnes did a couple of good things and a did a reasonable impression of a human pinball machine as well. Excuse me for not spaffing in my shorts.
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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 19:18 - Apr 19 with 1865 viewsexiledclaseboy

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 19:12 - Apr 19 by WarwickHunt

I was asked about the substitutions and based my answer on the last 45 minutes...

I bet I wasn't the only one screaming for Pablo to be taken off or for JDG to be moved from the wing. They were all over us for the first twenty minutes of the second half - thank f*ck Ben Arfa wasn't playing...

Emnes did a couple of good things and a did a reasonable impression of a human pinball machine as well. Excuse me for not spaffing in my shorts.
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Sourpuss, grumpy face, sourpuss, grumpy face.

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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 19:21 - Apr 19 with 1845 viewsC_jack

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 19:12 - Apr 19 by WarwickHunt

I was asked about the substitutions and based my answer on the last 45 minutes...

I bet I wasn't the only one screaming for Pablo to be taken off or for JDG to be moved from the wing. They were all over us for the first twenty minutes of the second half - thank f*ck Ben Arfa wasn't playing...

Emnes did a couple of good things and a did a reasonable impression of a human pinball machine as well. Excuse me for not spaffing in my shorts.
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It only took him 10 games and likely around 30 attempts to make one with a positive outcome. Immense improvement.

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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 19:24 - Apr 19 with 1829 viewsWarwickHunt

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 19:18 - Apr 19 by exiledclaseboy

Sourpuss, grumpy face, sourpuss, grumpy face.


Au contraire, I'm like a dog with two cocks and chuffed to bits with three points.

However, I think a better side would have murdered us today and I'm just not buying the supersub bollocks. Changes should have been made much earlier.

As you were.
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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 19:46 - Apr 19 with 1720 viewsDrizzy

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 18:43 - Apr 19 by WarwickHunt

Waited way too long to take Pablo off but restricted himself by the Sunday League bench he selected. Would have put Dyer on and moved JDG inside - what the f*ck he's doing on the wing I'll never know. Shelvey was f*cked after an hour again - I like him but he still can't do 90 minutes.

Emnes closed down well for ten minutes and gave one decent through ball. Nothing that Dyer wouldn't have done just as well.

Unfortunately he has the first touch of a welder with St. Vitus Dance and won't be a PL player while he's got a hole in his arse. Running into the box to get the penalty doesn't make him The New Messi.

We need better next season. Much better.


Jesus. Lighten up, Phil. We won the f*cking game.

If you're going to ruthlessly criticise Monk's substitutions, which you have done in the past, then at least have the decorum to praise him when he gets it right. Bringing on Emnes won us two invaluable points.

I didn't ask about next season. That's irrelevant.
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The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 20:24 - Apr 19 with 1630 viewsWarwickHunt

The official Newcastle United V Swansea City match day thread on 19:46 - Apr 19 by Drizzy

Jesus. Lighten up, Phil. We won the f*cking game.

If you're going to ruthlessly criticise Monk's substitutions, which you have done in the past, then at least have the decorum to praise him when he gets it right. Bringing on Emnes won us two invaluable points.

I didn't ask about next season. That's irrelevant.
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Quick edit, Kam!

You asked me about the substitutions, I responded...

I'd have been more inclined to praise if him if he'd done something to address our obvious non-functioning midfield before the 81st minute...
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