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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano 09:42 - Sep 12 with 5136 viewsNorthernr

Updates and embellishments to follow from 0945... Potential Spurs takeover and ground move no doubt high on the agenda, amidst 7,345 questions about Louis Van Gaal....

Here we go then. Missed the start because I couldn't skip the YouTube ad for razors. They were all pising themselves when we came in though. Such a card is 'Arry.

Waiting to see on injuries, one or two knocks, see how they are. Joey has a hamstring. One or two others. Won't know for sure until tomorrow.

Doctor says Ale's op went well, not sure how long it will take, he'll get fit again, he was fentastic after the last injury, he'll come back strong.

I haven't seen the contract yet, the chairman and Phil have been busy. Haven't got round to it. No timeline. Nobody is being difficult. Haven't had time. Maybe today, or tomorrow. Jam tomorrow.

No foughts really on the Scottish independence debate. Spoke to Melky Mackay abaght it earlier today, fentastic fella, not a rapist, not a paedo, not a murderer, and he wasn’t too shore eivver. Pros and cons. If they want to go that way that’s up to them, I’m the QPR manager now.

Now, here comes the Man Utd wnk off.

Dangerous forward line. Makings of a great forward line. Di Maria isn't too bad either. Mata. Fentastic team. Top, top players in during the window. Man Utd will challenge the Champions League places this year.

We've got work very, very 'ard. Gotta be prepared to give em a game tomorrow (that'll be problem one if he thinks that's when the game is) we've got to go up there and compete.

"Do Man Utd lose their identity by letting Danny Welbeck go and bringing in Falcao"

And more importantly who gives a fck? What kind of top cnt is asking this?

LVG got more decisions right than wrong, can't argue.

"Would Sir Alex have done that?"

Lord give me strength.

He let Jaap Staam go, RVN go, if you make more right decisions you'll stay in the job, if you get them wrong you won't last long.

Oooh, financial fair play...

I fink to make it fair play we should be allowed to spend as much as Man Utd have spent before we go and play them. What's fair play? One team spend s £200m on a team, another spends £10m, how's that fair? Fair play would be only allowing teams to spend £30m a season and forcing them to develop players from the youth team that would be fair. There are seven teams at the top on a different planet to everybody else.

I don't know abaght this Conference bllcks. Up to the owners. Sure they know what they're doing.

Congratulations to Kevin Phillips for his defeat of Len Goodman in a play off at the Peter Allis Golf Day. Fentastic boy, super golfer, loves his mum.

Difficult to unload players on premier League wages. Do you come up and go down, spend no money, or do you go down, struggling to release players, punished by fair play rules? Tough one.

Anyfing can happen. I've had some beltings off Man Utd over the years. It's a game (thanks Harry). Work 'ard, give everyfing, makes it enjoyable, to go to Old Trafford, big gamesh, big playersh, Championsh League </McClarenmode> little boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts, mother's calling.

Rio has to play his normal game. We know RVP can get it on his left foot and smack one in the top corner, we don't need him to tell us that. Excellent on the pitch, off the pitch, top top player, fentastic professional.

Sadro is also a great lad, top, top player and a fentastic professional apparently. Great signing for QPR.

Don't buy newspapers. Haven't seen this Conference thing, first I've heard of it. Have to kick a few aght if that 'appens. Get aght ov my pub. It's unrealistic. Don't see it happen.

Sandro is a Brazilian international. I signed him at Spurs. Top player. Fentastic professional. Works hard, lot of energy, great character, big influence on the team.

Play em out Bondy…




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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 15:01 - Sep 12 with 1348 viewskensalriser

'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 14:14 - Sep 12 by Northernr

What's a key pass?
We've scored one goal, from a corner he took and a Fer nod down, so that's one assist.
What did the other eleven achieve?


They didn't go out for a throw 50 yards up the field? Small steps...

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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 15:12 - Sep 12 with 1335 viewsadhoc_qpr

'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 14:14 - Sep 12 by Northernr

What's a key pass?
We've scored one goal, from a corner he took and a Fer nod down, so that's one assist.
What did the other eleven achieve?


No idea, i just read the stat!

Something to do with chance creation i think though i.e. his corners where Caulker has headed on target etc
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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 15:12 - Sep 12 with 1334 viewssimmo

No Ashley Young on Sunday. Shame.

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 15:24 - Sep 12 with 1317 viewsNorthernr

'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 15:12 - Sep 12 by adhoc_qpr

No idea, i just read the stat!

Something to do with chance creation i think though i.e. his corners where Caulker has headed on target etc


Ok well I think every time he plants a corner firmly on the head of the defender at the near post he should have a key pass taken away, which puts him on -6 for the season.
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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 15:34 - Sep 12 with 1290 viewssimmo

They have Jones out for a month and Smalling unavailable, which would matter if we were thinking about actually giving their defence anything to do.
[Post edited 12 Sep 2014 16:33]

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 15:36 - Sep 12 with 1288 viewsJeff

'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 15:34 - Sep 12 by simmo

They have Jones out for a month and Smalling unavailable, which would matter if we were thinking about actually giving their defence anything to do.
[Post edited 12 Sep 2014 16:33]


QPR possession sweep-stake anyone? i say 21% possession, and under 150 completed passes.

Can we not knock it?

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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 15:46 - Sep 12 with 1273 viewswhittocksRs

We should be looking to get the ball quickly to Mutch, Fer, Austin and Vargas (depending on who's on the pitch) and ask questions of their horrible defence. Phillips or Hoilett should tear at their left back (whoever it is) and see if we can't make life difficult for them.
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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 16:02 - Sep 12 with 1242 viewsPinnerPaul

'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 14:14 - Sep 12 by Northernr

What's a key pass?
We've scored one goal, from a corner he took and a Fer nod down, so that's one assist.
What did the other eleven achieve?


Presumably started an attack I would guess, would need to see Opta's definition of a key pass.

Have to agree to disagree on Mr B I think though.
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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 16:06 - Sep 12 with 1234 viewsdaveB

key pass should be an assist, I think Barton has done ok this season but if he has the most key passes in the league above Fabregas then these stats are a waste of time
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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 16:14 - Sep 12 with 1218 viewsPinnerPaul

This is from "Squawka"
Chances Created
Chance created — A pass that leads to a shot on goal. Keypass — A pass that leads to a shot on goal that is not converted. Assist — A pass that leads directly to a goal.
Read more at http://www.squawka.com/football-stats-definitions
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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 16:22 - Sep 12 with 1207 viewsFredManRave

'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 15:46 - Sep 12 by whittocksRs

We should be looking to get the ball quickly to Mutch, Fer, Austin and Vargas (depending on who's on the pitch) and ask questions of their horrible defence. Phillips or Hoilett should tear at their left back (whoever it is) and see if we can't make life difficult for them.


Anything other than than a positive, high energy, closing down and looking to break quickly when in possesion start by us will give the early initiative and set the whole tone for the game. It would be a travesty if we don't at least try early on to unsettle them, give them something to think and worry about. If we sit back from the start and play sideways negative football, it will be game over as we'll not be able to do that for the full 90 minutes. First goal is key and basically, if there is a God, we'll score it, and then the second etc etc etc.

Amen.

I've got the Power.
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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 16:23 - Sep 12 with 1207 viewskensalriser

OK, I've seen 'defense' one time too many and can't let it lie any longer.

It's 'defence' with a bastard C. Unless you're American. And even if you're American you should have the good manners to use a c when you're on a British messageboard talking about an English club. That goes for you too Dylan.

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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 16:40 - Sep 12 with 1181 viewskropotkin41

'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 16:23 - Sep 12 by kensalriser

OK, I've seen 'defense' one time too many and can't let it lie any longer.

It's 'defence' with a bastard C. Unless you're American. And even if you're American you should have the good manners to use a c when you're on a British messageboard talking about an English club. That goes for you too Dylan.


It is indeed defence with a bastard c!! Well said that man.

Other than that, gentlemen, the levels of cynicism and defeatism on this thread are quite shocking! *shakes head in disbelief and returns to latest news about the Rs being kicked out of the Football League next time we get relegated!*

‘morbid curiosity about where this is all going’

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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 16:53 - Sep 12 with 1156 viewslondonscottish

'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 16:23 - Sep 12 by kensalriser

OK, I've seen 'defense' one time too many and can't let it lie any longer.

It's 'defence' with a bastard C. Unless you're American. And even if you're American you should have the good manners to use a c when you're on a British messageboard talking about an English club. That goes for you too Dylan.


Well I don't know about you but I'm hoping for some GREAT head strikes into the goal net!!

Go Rangers! Go Rangers! Go Rangers!

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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 17:07 - Sep 12 with 1137 viewsdaveB

'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 12:20 - Sep 12 by Jamie

Instead we had to play a Hull side with no strikers. And lost.


Does Jealvic not count as a striker anymore?
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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 17:11 - Sep 12 with 1088 viewsMatch82

'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 16:53 - Sep 12 by londonscottish

Well I don't know about you but I'm hoping for some GREAT head strikes into the goal net!!

Go Rangers! Go Rangers! Go Rangers!


Tut, amateur effort.

It's "Let's-Go-Ran-gers"
And seems to be the only chant that Americans know, Other than "U-S-A" and "De-Fence (clap-clap-clap)"

Anything more than 4 syllables or with any kind of intonation has people here confused.
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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 17:28 - Sep 12 with 1064 viewsTW_R

'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 16:53 - Sep 12 by londonscottish

Well I don't know about you but I'm hoping for some GREAT head strikes into the goal net!!

Go Rangers! Go Rangers! Go Rangers!


When Joseph Barton is on the field of play I'd also like to see hitting the penalty mark from those quarter-circle restarts to at least give our offense a chance in the goal box. Maybe make sure we always have someone on the midfield line though.
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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 17:36 - Sep 12 with 1048 viewsTacticalR

'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 17:07 - Sep 12 by daveB

Does Jealvic not count as a striker anymore?


Only when he plays for Everton.

Air hostess clique

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'Arry's pre-match tear up, with Bondy Bond on piano on 23:00 - Sep 12 with 937 viewsGloryHunter

Thanks Clive - keep 'em coming.
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