In honour of possibly the most leaden footed, ill disciplined, light fingered (allegedly) defender to wear the Hoops for some time, we bring you a comprehensive list of every card picked up by QPR this season. With thanks to W7 for the brain wave.

Gareth Ainsworth
Yellow cards 2

Against... Colchester A
Referee... Jon Moss
What the hell for? Cynical foul on George Elokodi as he threatened to tear away on the counter attack - late in the game and losing 4-2, put this one down to frustration.

Against... Plymouth A
Referee... Steve Bratt
What the hell for? Fouling Marcel Seip, referee had started to lose it a bit by this stage.

Angelo Balanta
Yellow cards 1

Against... Ipswich A
Referee... Paul Armstrong
What the hell for? A nothing tackle on Danny Simpson about three seconds after coming off the bench. Ridiculously harsh.

Chris Barker
Yellow cards 3

Against... Hull City H
Referee... Steve Tanner
What the hell for? Fouled Dean Marney after being skinned by the winger.

Against... Burnley A
Referee... Mike Pike
What the hell for? Time wasting - Barker wanted a substitution to take place before he took his throw in, the referee wanted him to get onto it. Their argument was brought to a close by the appearance of a yellow card.

Against... Watford A
Referee... Chris Foy
What the hell for? Dissent after a robust challenge from Darius Henderson.

Dexter Blackstock
Red cards 1

Against... Stoke A
Referee... Uriah Rennie
What the hell for? Lept into a tackle on Ryan Shawcross, the home crowd screamed, and with Rennie in charge there was only ever going to be one outcome. Appeal was thrown out by the FA.

Yellow Cards 2

Against... Sheff Utd A
Referee... Nigel Miller
What the hell for? Very bad late tackle on Bromby which was similar to the one he was sent off for at Stoke and this could easily have been red again in the current climate.

Against... Wolves A
Referee... Clive Oliver
What the hell for? Late, tired tackle on Matt Jarvis as Rangers tried to hang onto their lead.

Adam Bolder
Yellow cards 7

Against... Cardiff H
Referee... Phil Joslin
What the hell for? Poorly timed tackle on Kevin McNaughton following a series of other niggly fouls. Can have no complaints.

Against... Watford H
Referee... Keith Hill
What the hell for? Bolder fouled Danny Shittu seconds after fouling Adam Johnson and that was enough to warrant a card.

Against... Colchester A
Referee... Jon Moss
What the hell for? Tackle from behind on Kevin Lisbie - he seemed to win the ball cleanly to me but the free kick and card were awardfed anyway. Yeates rubbed salt in by smashing the set piece into the net.

Against... Preston A
Referee... Trevor Kettle
What the hell for? Dissent - arguing with linesman over the award of a penalty.

Against... Scunthorpe A
Referee... Grant Hegley
What the hell for? Repetitive fouling - he was charging around like a mad man in the first half and was always going to get booked eventually.

Against... Plymouth A
Referee... Steve Bratt
What the hell for? Fouling Sylvain Ebanks Blake.

Against... Leicester H
Referee... Pat Miller
What the hell for? Silly challenge, jumping into McAuley with elbows raised and no hope of winning the ball

Akos Buzsaky
Yellow cards 6 (+1 for Plymouth)

Against... Blackpool A
Referee... Clive Oliver
What the hell for? Deliberate handball - tried to play himself through on goal by punching the ball past the last man on the ref's blind side - spotted by the linesman

Against... Plymouth A
Referee... Steve Bratt
What the hell for?Keen to impress at his former club and was penalised early for repetitive fouling, seemed harsh to me.

Against... Cardiff A
Referee... Peter Walton
What the hell for? Fouling Joe Ledley who had run QPR ragged all night.

Against... Southampton A
Referee... Anthony Taylor
What the hell for? Fouling Marek Saganowski and then showing dissent to the referee for the decision. This booking means a one game ban because he had an earlier card to his name from his time with Plymouth.

Against... Coventry A
Referee... Mike Dean
What the hell for? Miscontrolled the ball in midfield and then in frustration lunged in horribly on Michael Mifsud - I've seen red cards given for tackles like this one.

Against... Charlton H
Referee... Trevor Kettle
What the hell for? Failing to retreat the full ten at a free kick. Needlessly fussy.

Lee Camp
Yellow cards 3

Against... Southampton H
Referee... Mick Thorpe
What the hell for? Took out John Viafara as he raced through on goal, Rasiak slammed home the loose ball anyway saving Camp from a red card.

Against... Palace H
Referee... Alan Wiley
What the hell for? Came charging out of his goal to deal with a through ball and ended up with the ball in Neil Warnock's dug out, at which point a scrap ensued, Camp was booked and Warnock sent to the stand.

Against... Hull A
Referee... Graham Laws
What the hell for? Preventing Hull getting the ball back to the centre circle after conceding a late equaliser.

Matthew Connolly
Yellow cards 4

Against... Coventry A
Referee... Mike Dean
What the hell for? Cynically took Mifsud down as he raced away from the defence wide right, knew what he was doing and had few complaints about the card.

Against... Scunthorpe H
Referee... Mick Thorpe
What the hell for? Fouling Paul Hayes.

Against... Preston H
Referee... Clive Penton
What the hell for? Slid through the back of Billy Jones

Against... Norwich A
Referee... Phil Joslin
What the hell for? Late tackle on Ched Evans.

Danny Cullip
Yellow cards 3

Against... Orient H
Referee... Andy Hall
What the hell for? Hauled Wayne Gray over for a penalty - looked like he might have been fouled first.

Against... Southampton H
Referee... Mick Thorpe
What the hell for? Lunging in on Marek Saganowski.

Against... Watford H
Referee... Keith Hill
What the hell for? Bit of a spat with Darius Henderson.

John Curtis
Yellow cards 1

Against... West Brom A
Referee... Andy D'Urso
What the hell for? Cleaned Teixeira out from behind in aerial challenges twice within seconds of coming on, D'Urso let him away with the first one but not the second.

Damien Delaney
Yellow cards 5 (plus 6 for Hull)

Against... Southampton A
Referee... Anthony Taylor
What the hell for? Got done by Jason Euell and wrestled him to the ground to preent him running away.

Against... Sheff Wed A
Referee... Neil Swarbrick
What the hell for? Fouling Songo'o although not for the first time in the game the Frenchman hit the deck very easily.

Against... Wolves A
Referee... Clive Oliver
What the hell for? Crude challenge on Any Keogh.

Against... Charlton H
Referee... Trevor Kettle
What the hell for? Maiming Zheng Zhi.

Hogan Ephraim
Red cards 1

Against... Sheff Wed A
Referee... Neil Swarbrick
What the hell for? Violent conduct - frustrated with Songo'o's play acting and time wasting so steamed into the Frenchman with a vicious tackle that included a forearm smash into his mouth.

Yellow cards 1

Against... Colchester A
Referee... Jon Moss
What the hell for? Cynical tug back on Yeates as he threatened to break through on the counter attack - all the result of another memorably worked QPR attacking set piece.

Fitz Hall
Yellow cards 2

Against... Chelsea A
Referee... Mike Dean
What the hell for? Wild lunge on Shaun Wright Phillips down by the corner flag

Against... Scunthorpe H
Referee... Mick Thorpe
What the hell for? After going up for a corner he became involved in a handbag swinging session with Andy Crosby and was booked.

Mikele Leigertwood
Red cards 2

Against... Watford H
Referee... Keith Hill
What the hell for? Two yellows - see below.

Against... Plymouth A
Referee... Steve Bratt
What the hell for?Abusing the match officials after the final whistle.

Yellow cards 9

Against... Leicester A
Referee... Lee Mason
What the hell for? Foul on Radostin Kishishev.

Against... Watford H
Referee... Keith Hill
What the hell for? Late tackle on Gavin Mahon.

Against... Watford H
Referee... Keith Hill
What the hell for? Mistimed tackle on Doyley, very harsh booking especially as it resulted in a red.

Against... Palace A
Referee... Peter Walton
What the hell for? Mistimed tackle on Ben Watson just after the half hour - a little harsh.

Against... Colchester H
Referee... Dean Whitestone
What the hell for? Fouled Johnnie Jackson, Leigertwood was carrying a groin injury and could barely run by this point so a few late tackles were to be expected.

Against... Plymouth A
Referee... Steve Bratt
What the hell for? Late lunge on Jermaine Easter - looked very frustrated by a series of poor refereeing decisions culminating in a late Plymouth winner and went on to be sent off for dissent.

Against... Burnley H
Referee... Kevin Friend
What the hell for? Frustrated late foul on Joey Gidjohnson - again letting his frustration get the better of him late in a game.

Against... Scunthorpe H
Referee... Mike Thorpe
What the hell for? Apparantly he threw the ball away to waste time after we'd taken the lead, didn't see it myself.

Against... Hull A
Referee... Graham Laws
What the hell for? Late tackle on Michael Turner.

Bob Malcolm
Yellow cards 1

Against... Sheff Wed H
Referee... Richard Beeby
What the hell for? Part of a horror debut, Malcolm arrived late and clattered Marcus Tudgay with a horrible tackle.

Michael Mancienne
Yellow cards 5

Against... Preston A
Referee... Trevor Kettle
What the hell for? Bit of a nothing foul on Paul Gallagher. First tackle of the match. Vintage Kettle

Against... Hull City H
Referee... Steve Tanner
What the hell for? Crude, hard and mistimed tackle on Fraizer Campbell after the striker nudged the ball past him and went to collect it on the other side.

Against... Stoke City H
Referee... Andy D'Urso
What the hell for? Rishing for a loose ball with Cresswell, just beaten to it and took Cresswell out as a result.

Against... Wolves A
Referee... Clive Oliver
What the hell for? Slid through Karl Henry as he played a ball through to Keogh, play was allowed to go on but Mancienne was carded after the ball had gone dead.

Against... Ipswich A
Referee... Paul Armstrong
What the hell for? Fouled Alan Quinn as he turned the ball round him to Danny Haynes. Could have waved play on and given an advantage to Ipswich but didn't and probably felt obliged to book him after that.

Daniel Nardiello
Yellow cards 1

Against... Bristol City A
Referee... Keith Stroud
What the hell for? Dissent - confronted the referee after the half time whistle over the non-award of a penalty in stoppage time.

Marc Nygaard
Yellow cards 3

Against... Watford A
Referee... Chris Foy
What the hell for? Repetitive fouling culminating in a foul on Lee Williamson

Against... Scunthorpe A
Referee... Grant Hegley
What the hell for?Nygaard came off the bench and after wrestling Andy Butler to the ground and almost conceding a penalty with his first touch he cleaned Ian Morris out with a flying forearm smash with his second - lucky this wasn't red

Against... Plymouth A
Referee... Steve Bratt
What the hell for? Nobody seemed quite sure, went up for a ball with Jermaine Easter, the pair came down, and then Nygaard got booked.

Zesh Rehman
Yellow cards 2

Against... Cardiff H
Referee... Phil Joslin
What the hell for? Really poor tackle on Joe Ledley, technique was all over the place.

Against... Palace H
Referee... Alan Wiley
What the hell for?Fouling Shaun Derry.

Martin Rowlands

Red Cards 1

Against... West Brom H
Referee... Paul Taylor
What the hell for? Late tackle on Jonathan Greening, seemed very harsh and would never have been given a red card pre-Eduardo

Yellow cards 10

Against... Bristol City A
Referee... Keith Stroud
What the hell for? Dissent - furious when a throw in decision went against him

Against... West Brom A
Referee... Andy D'Urso
What the hell for? nasty tackle from behind on Morrison in frustration at a heavy defeat

Against... Preston A
Referee... Trevor Kettle
What the hell for? Dissent - third booking of the night for mouthing, tells you something about the decisions of the referee on the night. Shouldn't be getting done for dissent but I can almost forgive it with Kettle because he is so terrible

Against... Blackpool A
Referee... Clive Oliver
What the hell for? Horrible late tackle on Ben Burgess by the corner flag, the striker did him a favour by getting straight back up, I can think of many refs who would have shown red for this.

Against... Palace H
Referee... Alan Wiley
What the hell for? Fouling James Scowcroft.

Against... Plymouth A
Referee... Steve Bratt
What the hell for? Fouling David Norris ust before half time, could have been let off with a warning.

Against... Bristol City H
Referee... Darren Deadman
What the hell for? Fouling Nick Carle after the Aussie had raced away from the midfield to edge of the box. City went very close to scoring with the free kick.

Against... Preston H
Referee... Clive Penton
What the hell for? Nasty tackle on Darren Carter in the middle of the park, committed early and didn't get close to the ball.

Against... Hull A
Referee... Graham Laws
What the hell for? Poor tackle on Richard Garcia that saw the Hull man go off injured. Ths came just after a silly tackle from behind on Pederson and Rowlands was lucky to avoid a red card moments later when he gave the referee a mouthful after getting a free kick given in his favour.

Against... Norwich A
Referee... Phil Joslin
What the hell for? Involved in a late handbags session with Ched Evans over by the dugouts.

Damion Stewart
Red Cards 2

Against... Colchester H
Referee... Dean Whitestone
What the hell for? Two bookings, see below

Against... Norwich A
Referee... Phil Joslin
What the hell for? Fouled Ched Evans when he was through on goal although it looked at the time and on the replays that Lee Camp was more involved in felling the striker than Stewart was.

Yellow cards 8

Against... Bristol City A
Referee... Keith Stroud
What the hell for? Nasty tackle from behind with little hope of winning the ball.

Against... Preston A
Referee... Trevor Kettle
What the hell for? Lunged in on Simon Whaley from behind, seemed to take a bit of the ball but it did look a booking - the only one that did in a match of seven cards.

Against... Hull H
Referee... Steve Tanner
What the hell for? Tripped Steve PcPhee, a little harsh.

Against... Colchester H
Referee... Dean Whitestone
What the hell for? Minimal shirt pulling offence on Adam Virgo, barely even a foul.

Against... Colchester H
Referee... Dean Whitestone
What the hell for? Came crashing through the back of Dean Yeates in a tackle that, although it won the ball, was outlawed in 1952.

Against... Cardiff A
Referee... Peter Walton
What the hell for? Fouling Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink in the first half.

Against... Sheff Wed A
Referee... Neil Swarbrick
What the hell for? Silly foul on McAllister.

Against... Charlton H
Referee... Trevor Kettle
What the hell for? Allegedly for pulling back Chris Iwelumo although the Charlton man made a hell of a lot of not very much.

Rowan Vine
Yellow cards 6

Against... Norwich H
Referee... Peter Walton
What the hell for? Dissent over the non award of a blatant penalty.

Against... Ipswich H
Referee... Neil Swarbrick
What the hell for? Fouling Sylvain Legwinski straight after he'd scored a great goal - probably out of frustration.

Against... Preston A
Referee... Trevor Kettle
What the hell for? Dissent - arguing with the same linesman as Bolder. Should never be booked for dissent but that linesman was a bloody idiot.

Against... Hull City H
Referee... Steve Tanner
What the hell for? Time wasting - kicked the ball away from a Hull player trying to take a free kick in injury time. Stupid booking.

Against... Scunthorpe A
Referee... Grant Hegley
What the hell for? Fouling Marcus Williams in stoppage time.

Against... Bristol City H
Referee... Darren Deadman
What the hell for? Diving trying to win a free kick on the edge of the area in the last minute. A really stupid one.

Simon Walton
Yellow cards 1

Against... Plymouth A
Referee... Steve Bratt
What the hell for? Climbed over the back of Ebanks Blake but referee waved play on. Plymouth attacked down the right but Blake had a dig at Walton off the ball, despite continuing Plymouth advantage referee then stopped play and booked both players, bringing play back some 30 seconds to award a free kick on the edge of the area. Properly losing the plot at this stage..

Nick Ward
Yellow cards 1

Against... Orient H

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