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Reply | The Official Swansea City Vs Leeds United Match Thread
at 21:56 20 Aug 2018
I remember the tension, watching Grandstand with text style updates, Dennis Lowe ( I think, Cpt. Mannering type)reported at the final score, couldn't help but laugh when his face appeared at the end though gutted |
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Reply | Kaplan and Levien to make a statement......
at 19:13 10 Aug 2018
The players will need to be more than brave with no midfield and no striker, they will need to have the powers of Derren Brown and Dumbledore. COYS |
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Reply | Hubris (leading to nemesis)
at 22:18 9 May 2018
Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad during the transfer window. Anonymous ancient proverb, wrongly attributed to Euripides. The version here is quoted as a "heathen proverb" in Daniel, a Model for Young Men (1854) by William Anderson Scott.
Alltwen, Saundersfoot, Marmbella, you cannot hide from us, not with that nose |
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Reply | Hubris (leading to nemesis)
at 22:06 9 May 2018
The Hubermensch (German for "Beyond-Man", "Superman", "Overman", "Superhuman", "Hyperman", "Hyperhuman"; German pronunciation: [ˈˀyËbÉmÉ›nʃ]) is a concept in the philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche.
Premier League and you fecked it up Hubermoron
We know were you live..........Song for Sunday
At least we non plastics can meet up and get tickets next season............share the pain |
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Reply | French div 2
at 22:46 2 Oct 2017
Excusez moi, I feel your pain
I went to watch a Bostik league game 3pm Saturday whilst following my daughter's iphone score updates from the taxpayer's stadium. Her boyfriend playing, nothing weird.
Just preferable to what we have now, hope and memories.
Whisky and W1A cheered me up. A bit. |
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Reply | French div 2
at 22:23 2 Oct 2017
I was hoping to discover who French Div 1 is?
Monsieur Hulot gets my vote but Depardieu in "Les Valseuses" could be a close second.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau was fictional, so doesn't count.
Seriously? Napoleon, his attack on and retreat from Moscow, warrac*nt |
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Reply | Should Darran be banned from the forums?
at 21:32 22 May 2017
Odd topic but some interesting observations, I may disagree with what posters may say but I would fight to the death to defend their right to say it (or just ignore them).
Would you have wished for ABBA to be without the blonde?
I had a dream once where I was having raunchy no-limits sex with the blonde from Abba, I just wish it had been his gorgeous wife Agnetha. |
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Reply | Liberty Stadium stewards
at 23:39 6 May 2017
In the good old days, Sgt. Sinnott and his bunch of plods tried to tame the North Bank, walked back to Sketty after one game with Bob Holland and Youngo with one of their pointed hats as a trophy, stewards my arse, just get into 'em, they are not cops.... |
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Reply | MOTD
at 22:48 6 May 2017
Kleenex? put my boxers in the wash after the final whistle, too smashed to give the missus a celebratory snore job, but there's always the repeat in the morning. Feels like teen spirit on the North Bank, praise your god and pass the benzodiazapines.... |
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Reply | Today we fought back from flopalty
at 23:26 30 Apr 2017
He is a cunning linguist, an invented word that encompasses a phrase within a single word. A flopalty is "a penalty that was wrongly awarded due to a player flopping over a nearby limb of an opposing player thus conning the ref that he was tripped".
A "hesitunity" is when someone misses a golden opportunity due to a moment's hesitation in deciding whether to head it kick it or fart it into the net.
Warwick - should that be An "hesitunity"?
Work out your own definitions for "Leonifiation" and "Hughjenix".
There are similar examples in literature, such as:
brillig ‎(uncountable) A nonce word in Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky, explained by Humpty Dumpty as "four o'clock in the afternoon – the time when you begin broiling things for dinner." 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves / Did gyre and gimble in the wabe – Lewis Carroll, Jabberwocky. ( "slithy" (lithe + slimy) and "mimsy" (flimsy + miserable))
Another example is "C*ntox" |
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Reply | World War 3
at 23:15 19 Dec 2016
i am waiting to see what Nostradamus has to say and that Chopra bloke who played for the scum- in the meantime dig a shallow trench, lie in it face down and kiss your ass goodbye (M.O.D. c. 1965) |
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Reply | Whiskey
at 22:50 19 Dec 2016
In? Nooooooo! With mun....
I could be a ticket man at Swansea High Street Station
I could be a Swansea fan with thoughts of relegation
What a waste! |
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Reply | Whiskey
at 22:34 19 Dec 2016
P.S. Paddy refers to a whiskey, not a donkey jacket wellie wearing stereotype, unless you are really lonely [Post edited 19 Dec 2016 22:35]
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Reply | Whiskey
at 22:31 19 Dec 2016
From an inebriated Connoisseur - Whiskey refers to the Irish kind, whisky (no "e") is from the land of the Glasgow kiss, Wales and Japan. Jamesons chasers with Guinness was my tipple during my 7 years in Baille ath Cliath (Dublin). Bushmills Black label another, you could always tell the quality of your date if she ordered it with red lemonade, no class and a repressed catholic upbringing, recipe for a good weekend. Paddy for weekdays.
PS The Irish exported whiskey, the kilt and bagpipes to Scotland, they just forgot to tell them that the second two were meant as a practical joke. |
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