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Injury Updates
at 19:01 20 Nov 2024

It's shite but at least it's warm. This is the state we've reached.
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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column
at 20:34 19 Nov 2024

He just wiped his schlong on the curtains, farted and left on his spacehopper...
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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column
at 20:05 18 Nov 2024

Thanks everyone - I have copied and pasted all your comments into my CV.
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Good luck son of pugwash
at 19:16 17 Nov 2024

I'm still not lending you that tenner Blob.

God bless you mate.
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Caption Competition
at 08:04 17 Nov 2024

What firing squad? They're Motivational Consultants.
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Marti leaves training in Calm mood
at 20:52 15 Nov 2024

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Positive thread alert: Posters you appreciate
at 20:28 15 Nov 2024



Erm... phwoaaar...?
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Mike Tyson vs The Problem Child
at 20:24 15 Nov 2024

I would very much like to see Tyson win via an uppercut, delivered square into the bollocks, that lifts Paul 3 feet off the ground and leaves him in such a state that the corner has to use a car jack to unfold him to get him onto the stretcher. Preferably within the first 10 seconds.

Ding ding... whump! Aaaaaaaargh! Thud.

Sweet.
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News blackout
at 22:11 14 Nov 2024

I love the way a lack of news has got us talking.
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Larkeche
at 18:59 13 Nov 2024

Fck me! You're onto something here. Larkeche is getting better, every time he doesn't play for QPR, right? Well, I haven't a single game for us. I must be brilliant, and so is everyone on the LFW! We should play! Rush goalies, rolling subs, fag / lager / piss breaks, I reckon we'd walk the Championship. Only don't tell Nourry: I think he be pissed I've proved his business model is utter gash.
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Women’s game
at 18:52 13 Nov 2024

Could they tell the men's team?
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A Shrew Appointment
at 18:50 13 Nov 2024

I still love him. Snakeskin boots, drainpipe jeans, shirt unbuttoned to the waist, away at Blackpool in a sub-zero hurricane, hair blowing majestically as he air-guitars his way through 3 second half substitutions... fcking majestic! The one and only Gareth Aerosmith!
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I propose....
at 12:56 12 Nov 2024

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German football
at 20:22 11 Nov 2024

Used to know a fella in Dorset who'd served in the Army and, whilst stationed in Germany near Gelsenkirchen, became a complete Schalke 04 nut. He and his mates would go over 4 or 5 times a season and they absolutely loved it.
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Positive thread alert: Posters you appreciate
at 18:56 11 Nov 2024

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David Coote
at 18:36 11 Nov 2024

Please, someone find the (alleged) recording of Keith Stroud sitting down with Steve Martin, laughing as they outline their deep and abiding hatred for us, eating live hamsters and revealing their true form as reptilian fcktards from beyond the sun.
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Its the Board Stupid!
at 09:27 10 Nov 2024

I, for one, do not condone sniffing anyone's high end. Honestly, we should bring back hanging.
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Biggest Club in the World vs QPR Match Thread
at 15:39 9 Nov 2024

We must be the only side to sell Andre Dozzell and get worse.
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Biggest Club in the World vs QPR Match Thread
at 15:25 9 Nov 2024

I'm completely the opposite. It boils my mind and blows my piss.
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Biggest Club in the World vs QPR Match Thread
at 15:21 9 Nov 2024

That was painful to watch.
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