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Great names. 22:10 - Nov 8 with 3320 viewssmegma

Was at work today and received a fax from our commercial dept with an application form for one of our passengers. I handed it to the appropriate staff member to deal with and he laughed his head off when reading the ladies name. He said he would struggle to keep a straight face when the lady turns up and says 'my name is Lara Porn and I'm here to pick up my season ticket' ............ I wonder what industry she works in ?
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Great names. on 22:20 - Nov 8 with 3298 viewsted_hendrix

She'll be an underground train driver (by the sound of it).

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Great names. on 23:24 - Nov 8 with 3222 viewskron1664

A fax ! do those things still exist , u know one of our Philipino suppliers names is Phili thybich , u could not make it up....
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Great names. on 23:40 - Nov 8 with 3200 viewsQPRMUSO

We had a customer called Rodney Bastard, it livened up the office for the day. Sorry Rodney.
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Great names. on 23:48 - Nov 8 with 3191 viewsRs_Holy

Steven Smallcock........classic!
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Great names. on 23:57 - Nov 8 with 3178 viewsrrrspricey

When I joined the company I still work for, we had a customer registered on our database called Fanny Tickler
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Great names. on 00:46 - Nov 9 with 3150 viewsBarnesRanger

A girl friend when I was 15 called Ophelia Balls. Followed by one called Petronella Cann.
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Great names. on 00:48 - Nov 9 with 3148 viewskarl

Adam Tw*tt
Yes he is/was a damn tw*tt, until he changed his name to Watt.
Also a placename in Orkney (and Shetland)
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Great names. on 05:42 - Nov 9 with 3115 viewsPommyhoop

Ben Doone and Pat McGroyne

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Poll: How much should we sell Eze for. What will we get.

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Great names. on 06:54 - Nov 9 with 3088 views18StoneOfHoop

My brother went to Nottingham University with the Northern Irish journalist Shane Stitt. Surely his parents can't have been that naive; they must have known what they were doing.


Born in Hammersmith Hospital and attended Drayton Park School (like Crouchy) this London Ghanaian, tall athletic 19 year old was unfortunately once on The Scum's books before being released & is currently looking for another club. He has an absolutely genius name:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Nortie Nortey!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
++++++++++Pronounced - I absolutely kid you not - Naughty Naughty!++++++++++++



I have a good gooner mate,who lives in Cowper Road,Hanwell and he has a very lovely teenage daughter a year younger than Nortei who also went to Drayton Park and Nortei would knock on my mate's door around 4:30pm when he was 14 politely pursuing her. Very well-mannered & respectful my pal said he was,before the innocent would-be relationship petered out.Which is nice and shows that infamous nonce Graham Rix's deviant reign as Scum youth coach has had no long-lasting ill-effects 14 years on from his breach-of-trust,abuse of power Hammersmith Novotel trysts with a 15 year old girl.

http://stateofthegame.co.uk/2006/11/15/football-sex-scandals-part-2-graham-rix-i

See,it's not just the BBC in the seventies..
As the song goes:
"With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile
Graham Rix is a Chelsea paedophile."
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'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.." Love,Peace and Fook Chelski! More like 20StoneOfHoop now. Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner. Pass the cake and pies please.

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Great names. on 08:25 - Nov 9 with 3013 viewsJuzzie

A mate of mine once went out with a girl called Amanda Dick.

One place I worked at many years ago, there was a girl called Hannah Crotch. At one of the companies we used was a guy called John Moist. I always wondered if they ever met and got married, would she double-barrel her surname?
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Great names. on 20:32 - Nov 9 with 2897 viewsHamtuneR

Great names. on 08:25 - Nov 9 by Juzzie

A mate of mine once went out with a girl called Amanda Dick.

One place I worked at many years ago, there was a girl called Hannah Crotch. At one of the companies we used was a guy called John Moist. I always wondered if they ever met and got married, would she double-barrel her surname?


At the college where I work, previous students names include: Beta Dick; Wayne Keown (what were his parents thinking, poor lad) and a Filipino woman named Mrs Watcheraporn. I can just imagine her husband sitting in a waiting room, in walks an assistant who calls "is there a Watcheraporn here?' and all the men put their hands up!:-) :-)
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Great names. on 20:54 - Nov 9 with 2855 viewscollegeranger

100% Genuine - this lady worked in the same company as me out of the Colorado office - Fonda Cox

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