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The meaning of dreams !!! 01:12 - Dec 14 with 720 viewsnumptydumpty

Mrs Numptydumpty had a bad dream last night.

I could not assert my opinions as to what the frick this dream meant.

Whether Freud, Jung or Sinton can work it out for me is doubtful too.

She was in a state of distress when she woke.

The dream is thus : -

"A dog was in distress as it was sucked up and into a massive cow by way of entry via the massive cows backside"

As a grown woman this dream freaked her out and my very adult reaction was to develop hysterical laughter, which apparently represented the incorrect response !!!

Before I google the meaning, any dream experts here, can help me regain favour. Currently I am considered to be acting not in the ways of a grown up !!!

Whether this is some kind of subliminal message about the Bristol game this weekend, I am unaware !!!
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The meaning of dreams !!! on 01:39 - Dec 14 with 687 viewsjohncharles

“I’ll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours “

On second thoughts ………

Strong and stable my arse.

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The meaning of dreams !!! on 01:41 - Dec 14 with 681 viewsHooping_Mad

I'd check her shoes.

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The meaning of dreams !!! on 06:07 - Dec 14 with 563 viewsWokingR

It would suggest a fixation on anal sex and that your wife is considering letting you have a go.
Obviously my interpretation is either going to massively double down on the trouble you’re already in, or it will make your Christmas.
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The meaning of dreams !!! on 07:06 - Dec 14 with 517 viewsDaBurgh

Simple really. Not able to hit a cow's arse with a banjo is synonymous with not being able to 'hit the target' ie goal. Thus the dog in this dream equates to our 'great dane' Madsen not only hitting the proverbial cow's arse but being totally engulfed into it. Hence Madsen to score at least three, maybe the other great Dane, Anderson also getting in on the act.
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The meaning of dreams !!! on 09:15 - Dec 14 with 443 viewsnumptydumpty

The meaning of dreams !!! on 06:07 - Dec 14 by WokingR

It would suggest a fixation on anal sex and that your wife is considering letting you have a go.
Obviously my interpretation is either going to massively double down on the trouble you’re already in, or it will make your Christmas.


Pretty certain that's not on the agenda !!!

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The meaning of dreams !!! on 09:16 - Dec 14 with 442 viewsnumptydumpty

The meaning of dreams !!! on 07:06 - Dec 14 by DaBurgh

Simple really. Not able to hit a cow's arse with a banjo is synonymous with not being able to 'hit the target' ie goal. Thus the dog in this dream equates to our 'great dane' Madsen not only hitting the proverbial cow's arse but being totally engulfed into it. Hence Madsen to score at least three, maybe the other great Dane, Anderson also getting in on the act.


Will keep an eye out for that.

If it happens I will be monitoring her dreams before future games !!!

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