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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro 14:30 - Nov 5 with 31502 viewsGaryHaddock

2-0 Rs.

Start of a glorious revival.
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 00:53 - Nov 6 with 2159 viewsNorthernr

I was/am staggered by what I've just seen there.

You can tackle them. You can step on and put a challenge in. Home team.

Their 18, fck me, I'm closer to him now than we got all night.

That was pathetic. Pathetic. In my bottom 10 of all time that one, down there with Mick Harford v Ipswich.
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 01:05 - Nov 6 with 2101 viewsDamo1962

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 00:09 - Nov 6 by Ned_Kennedys

As I mentioned elsewhere I made the fecking fantastic decision to see The Cult at The Roundhouse tonight instead of QPR: EVERYONE in the management and upper management are responsible for where we are now but still there are Cifuentes sycophants who seem to absolve him of all blame. If he has no responsibility for the p1ss poor squad we have ended up with then perhaps he needs to think about why he extended his contract when he has so little say in how QPR are run as surely it will cost him his job and sully his reputation.
What a sh1t show.
[Post edited 6 Nov 0:47]


This.
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 01:08 - Nov 6 with 2081 viewsNorthernr

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 00:09 - Nov 6 by Ned_Kennedys

As I mentioned elsewhere I made the fecking fantastic decision to see The Cult at The Roundhouse tonight instead of QPR: EVERYONE in the management and upper management are responsible for where we are now but still there are Cifuentes sycophants who seem to absolve him of all blame. If he has no responsibility for the p1ss poor squad we have ended up with then perhaps he needs to think about why he extended his contract when he has so little say in how QPR are run as surely it will cost him his job and sully his reputation.
What a sh1t show.
[Post edited 6 Nov 0:47]


And yet you defend the people that put the team together, on here, repeatedly. You get rid of Cifuentes, fine. The problems are higher up. This is Warburton all over again, you've got a good guy, led by donkeys.
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 01:08 - Nov 6 with 2070 viewsWegerles_Stairs

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 22:52 - Nov 5 by essextaxiboy

I was on the platform at White City when the 4th goal went in


Fair play. I always stay, mostly out of grim fascination. Kudos to us managing to concede the fourth in injury time though, it was the coup de grace.

Boro were hilariously still time-wasting at 3-1. I mean, come on guys, you really don't need to do that!
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 01:25 - Nov 6 with 1999 viewsNed_Kennedys

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 01:08 - Nov 6 by Northernr

And yet you defend the people that put the team together, on here, repeatedly. You get rid of Cifuentes, fine. The problems are higher up. This is Warburton all over again, you've got a good guy, led by donkeys.


I don’t defend anybody.
Owners/CEO/DOF/Management/Coaches/Players are doing an appalling job this season.
Naive to resolve Cifuentes of any blame based on what we’ve seen this season, especially at home.
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 02:20 - Nov 6 with 1963 viewsQuillPenRiot

Oh c’mon guys it could be worse

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/nov/05/lightning-strike-kills-football
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 05:48 - Nov 6 with 1795 viewsHayesender

Well fck me, I went to bed with the arse thinking we'd lost 3-1

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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 06:16 - Nov 6 with 1752 viewsjoe90

F*ck me, 1-4! You know when you’ve been QPR’d. What could Trump that?
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 07:34 - Nov 6 with 1623 viewssmudgehoop

Heartbreaking.

I thought we had gone back to Marti basics the last few games.

Tough to beat and players getting stuck in, whilst keeping a solid formation.

Yet this is a complete relapse.

Gutted for the fans who went.


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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 10:02 - Nov 6 with 1450 viewsthemodfather

stopped watching at 2-0 as that kid Doak ripped us apart down the right every time, no one willing to take one for the team, get a knock on Doaks knee! you didn't need a visit to specsavers to see that kid was damaging us.
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 15:07 - Nov 6 with 1197 viewsMonkey_Roots

I'm not one for identifying patterns of play, shapes or a strategy, but I can see when something isn't working. I haven't yet this season looked at how we're setup, or how we play and thought 'I can see what he's trying to do here'...

It's no well oiled machine, obviously - we're hopeless – but it all looks so reactive, like 'I've got the ball, who's free?', as opposed to 'yep, I now know my next move is to go wide, or through the middle'...

Last night, we mostly passed it along the back a few times, and then went long, completely bypassing the midfield.

Can anyone who is more savvy than I please explain what they think Marti is trying to do?
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 15:10 - Nov 6 with 1169 viewsPlanetHonneywood

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 15:07 - Nov 6 by Monkey_Roots

I'm not one for identifying patterns of play, shapes or a strategy, but I can see when something isn't working. I haven't yet this season looked at how we're setup, or how we play and thought 'I can see what he's trying to do here'...

It's no well oiled machine, obviously - we're hopeless – but it all looks so reactive, like 'I've got the ball, who's free?', as opposed to 'yep, I now know my next move is to go wide, or through the middle'...

Last night, we mostly passed it along the back a few times, and then went long, completely bypassing the midfield.

Can anyone who is more savvy than I please explain what they think Marti is trying to do?


Could you do t'Leeds fred on Saturday?

Asking for an amigo.

Gracias muchacho.

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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 15:12 - Nov 6 with 1157 viewsMonkey_Roots

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 15:10 - Nov 6 by PlanetHonneywood

Could you do t'Leeds fred on Saturday?

Asking for an amigo.

Gracias muchacho.


I'll give it a go, but my reputation is in tatters after the last debacle.
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 15:28 - Nov 6 with 1092 viewsTheChef

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 07:34 - Nov 6 by smudgehoop

Heartbreaking.

I thought we had gone back to Marti basics the last few games.

Tough to beat and players getting stuck in, whilst keeping a solid formation.

Yet this is a complete relapse.

Gutted for the fans who went.


More like a fkin prolapse.

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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 15:49 - Nov 6 with 1034 viewsactonman

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 15:07 - Nov 6 by Monkey_Roots

I'm not one for identifying patterns of play, shapes or a strategy, but I can see when something isn't working. I haven't yet this season looked at how we're setup, or how we play and thought 'I can see what he's trying to do here'...

It's no well oiled machine, obviously - we're hopeless – but it all looks so reactive, like 'I've got the ball, who's free?', as opposed to 'yep, I now know my next move is to go wide, or through the middle'...

Last night, we mostly passed it along the back a few times, and then went long, completely bypassing the midfield.

Can anyone who is more savvy than I please explain what they think Marti is trying to do?


Ok , I haven’t done my badges yet but I will give it a go ,

Gk passes out to nearest unmarked defender
Defender passes to next defender and so on until such time we either get pressed back and either lose control or just kick it out of play . Get ready for opposition attack

In the event we manage to keep the ball for more than 3 or 4 passes between said defenders , one of them has to make some sort of effort to find an unmarked midfielder or at least one not standing trying to make themself inconspicuous next to an opposition player (madsen)
Upon finding no such thing in existence a hastily boot down the wing in the hope one of our wide players can progress that usually ends out of play or the ball going to a player marked by 2 players - get ready for opposition attack

Occasionally we will find ourselfs with the ball in an attacking formation so we make sure we either pass backwards again as the bstard opposition are not playing fair and trying to get the ball of us or pass the ball in the general direction of a team mate but make sure not directly as it looks better when they hold their run or have to run back a bit first . Get ready for opposition attack

I’m not totally sure what we do when we venture into opposition territory, I don’t think we plan that far ahead ?

Hope this helps
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 15:59 - Nov 6 with 1001 viewsDamo1962

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 15:49 - Nov 6 by actonman

Ok , I haven’t done my badges yet but I will give it a go ,

Gk passes out to nearest unmarked defender
Defender passes to next defender and so on until such time we either get pressed back and either lose control or just kick it out of play . Get ready for opposition attack

In the event we manage to keep the ball for more than 3 or 4 passes between said defenders , one of them has to make some sort of effort to find an unmarked midfielder or at least one not standing trying to make themself inconspicuous next to an opposition player (madsen)
Upon finding no such thing in existence a hastily boot down the wing in the hope one of our wide players can progress that usually ends out of play or the ball going to a player marked by 2 players - get ready for opposition attack

Occasionally we will find ourselfs with the ball in an attacking formation so we make sure we either pass backwards again as the bstard opposition are not playing fair and trying to get the ball of us or pass the ball in the general direction of a team mate but make sure not directly as it looks better when they hold their run or have to run back a bit first . Get ready for opposition attack

I’m not totally sure what we do when we venture into opposition territory, I don’t think we plan that far ahead ?

Hope this helps


Take a bow Acton 😂
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 19:31 - Nov 6 with 834 viewsStanisgod

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 22:37 - Nov 5 by Shev

Wycombe fan here - trust me, you don't want our manager. He is terrible - just the 31 goals in 13 matches! Don't even look ...oi, why are you looking? Nothing to see here.
[Post edited 5 Nov 22:41]


Once bitten, twice shy thanks mate

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 19:31 - Nov 6 with 834 viewsStanisgod

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 22:37 - Nov 5 by Shev

Wycombe fan here - trust me, you don't want our manager. He is terrible - just the 31 goals in 13 matches! Don't even look ...oi, why are you looking? Nothing to see here.
[Post edited 5 Nov 22:41]


Once bitten, twice shy thanks mate

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 19:32 - Nov 6 with 826 viewsstowmarketrange

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 19:31 - Nov 6 by Stanisgod

Once bitten, twice shy thanks mate


Once bitten twice posted you mean.
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 19:57 - Nov 6 with 759 viewsGus_iom

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 05:48 - Nov 6 by Hayesender

Well fck me, I went to bed with the arse thinking we'd lost 3-1


Awful way to talk about the wife, mate.
We've all done it, mind.
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro (n/t) on 20:09 - Nov 6 with 731 viewsStanisgod

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 19:32 - Nov 6 by stowmarketrange

Once bitten twice posted you mean.


[Post edited 6 Nov 20:09]

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 21:55 - Nov 6 with 602 viewsR_from_afar

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 02:20 - Nov 6 by QuillPenRiot

Oh c’mon guys it could be worse

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/nov/05/lightning-strike-kills-football


Sorry, downvoted by mistake. You make a good point.

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 21:59 - Nov 6 with 578 viewsR_from_afar


"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 22:48 - Nov 6 with 522 viewsOldPedro

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 00:43 - Nov 6 by lave16

Just wondering we signed Morrison a center half and play Field there a defensive midfielder why?

Is Morrison not fit?


Morrison has been injured:

Liam Morrison Injury by aston_hoop 24 Sep 17:12
I know we won't likely get to know what has happened, but thats not looking good

https://x.com/WEG0NEGHOST/status/1838540606307541102



He was on the bench last night for the first time since his injury.

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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 23:31 - Nov 6 with 454 viewsRangersDave

The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro on 15:07 - Nov 6 by Monkey_Roots

I'm not one for identifying patterns of play, shapes or a strategy, but I can see when something isn't working. I haven't yet this season looked at how we're setup, or how we play and thought 'I can see what he's trying to do here'...

It's no well oiled machine, obviously - we're hopeless – but it all looks so reactive, like 'I've got the ball, who's free?', as opposed to 'yep, I now know my next move is to go wide, or through the middle'...

Last night, we mostly passed it along the back a few times, and then went long, completely bypassing the midfield.

Can anyone who is more savvy than I please explain what they think Marti is trying to do?


he's trying to get the sack mate!

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