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LFW Message Board Glossary 17:05 - Aug 29 with 31648 viewsNorthernr

"The pay-as-you-play deal" - whenever a potential signing is rumoured or suggested who is obviously a) too fcking old, b) too fcking expensive, c) qualifying for a hip replacement on the NHS, d) one of life's genuine arseholes who's blown up every dressing room he's ever been in, instead of dismissing the idea out of hand one is duty bound to suggest a pay-as-you-play deal. That he wouldn't accept this, and that this doesn't really exist, is irrelevant.

"Digging down" - whenever discussing the merits of a new stadium, of trying to redevelop the one we already have, one is duty bound to suggest digging Loftus Road down into the ground. The fact this would also dig it down into the water table and effectively create a world leading water polo venue for a good six months a year is also irrelevant. Will also accept "building out over South Africa Road" and "adding a revolving restaurant".

"Les was crap to start with as well" - whenever debating the ability or otherwise of a new striker, due consideration must always be given to the fact Les Ferdinand was total dog sht when he first got here. Please see three years of Conor Washington debate, or 17 pages (and counting) on Lyndon Dykes' move to Birmingham.

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 16:43 - Oct 9 with 2132 viewsBoston

Cleaning out the attic and my wife tells me we have no room for thousands of programmes, mainly 60''s/70's/80's best offer or a good home?

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:10 - Oct 9 with 1983 viewskensalriser

LFW Message Board Glossary on 16:43 - Oct 9 by Boston

Cleaning out the attic and my wife tells me we have no room for thousands of programmes, mainly 60''s/70's/80's best offer or a good home?


You've fallen victim to spousal logic here. Clearly if they're already there then you do have space for them.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:19 - Oct 9 with 1965 viewsPlanetHonneywood

LFW Message Board Glossary on 15:26 - Oct 9 by kensalriser

Home matches only, obvs.


In Marti*, we trust.

Did you see what I did there?

* insert larest manager's name.

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 22:38 - Oct 9 with 1830 viewsNortholt_Rs

LFW Message Board Glossary on 14:43 - Oct 9 by aston_hoop

We always seem to need Shaun Derry. Even when we don't, someone will still say we need him. We are always a Shaun Derry from world domination. Need someone to win tackles in midfield? Shaun Derry. Need a nasty bastard? Shaun Derry. Need experience? Shaun Derry. Need a leader? Shaun Derry. Even when we have all of those things and things are just not functioning as well as they should, Shaun Derry would sort it out. He was even people's pick for manager after Ainsworth despite previous evidence proving that wouldn't be a great idea. I reckon we can't be more than a few defeats from someone suggesting Shaun Derry as the new CEO.


#Bring

Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR.

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:37 - Oct 12 with 1616 viewsPlanetHonneywood

On the grass - when a player's return from injury has completed early rehabilitation protocols to such an extent, that s/he can resume low-intensity running and/or participating in training on grass.

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Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 13:01 - Oct 14 with 1429 viewsBenny_the_Ball

The owners are bankrolling the club to the tune of £10 million a month. *

* with a million added on every 6 months.

Standard response to any thread regarding the board, FFP or transfer dealings.
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 16:19 - Oct 14 with 1286 viewsJuzzie

"He has to go"


Quite appropriate to Watford fans who you wonder when the penny will drop that the Manager isn't the problem.
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 04:54 - Oct 20 with 951 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Cook* on today's defeat.

* insert player interviewed

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Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 09:37 - Oct 20 with 875 viewsNortholt_Rs

LFW Message Board Glossary on 04:54 - Oct 20 by PlanetHonneywood

Cook* on today's defeat.

* insert player interviewed


Ooooh we need a thread on player soundbites after yet another depressing defeat.

“All in this together”
“We win as a team and lose as a team”
“Putting things right on the training pitch”
“Get back to basics”
[Post edited 20 Oct 10:08]

Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR.

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:49 - Oct 20 with 812 viewsjohnhoop

“Bed wetting”- being concerned or pi——ed off when we win no games at home, play like a disorganised rabble and are bottom of the table.
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:53 - Oct 20 with 793 viewsNortholt_Rs

LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:49 - Oct 20 by johnhoop

“Bed wetting”- being concerned or pi——ed off when we win no games at home, play like a disorganised rabble and are bottom of the table.


“Go and support Chelsea”

Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR.

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 03:04 - Oct 21 with 669 viewsBenny_the_Ball

"He's been thoroughly QPR'd"

A manager or player who looks totally dishevelled, disheartened and disinterested having finally succumbed to the curse that is QPR.
[Post edited 21 Oct 3:08]
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 06:53 - Oct 21 with 624 viewsGaryHaddock

LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:49 - Oct 20 by johnhoop

“Bed wetting”- being concerned or pi——ed off when we win no games at home, play like a disorganised rabble and are bottom of the table.


The ‘Bed Wetters’ record isn’t great though. They’ve predicted relegation every season for the lad ten years and got it wrong.

I suspect they could be right this season though. Pass the mattress protector.
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:34 - Oct 21 with 481 viewsBenny_the_Ball

LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:49 - Oct 20 by johnhoop

“Bed wetting”- being concerned or pi——ed off when we win no games at home, play like a disorganised rabble and are bottom of the table.


Usually accompanied by "It's only October/November/December" *

* delete as appropriate
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:15 - Oct 21 with 436 viewsconnell10

Tippy Tappy football = equals to very ineffective way of playing football.

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
Poll: best number 10 ever?

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:17 - Oct 21 with 431 viewsconnell10

We made ...insert team....look like Barcelona.

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
Poll: best number 10 ever?

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 15:00 - Oct 22 with 306 viewskensalriser

'This side is the worst I've ever seen'.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 16:14 - Oct 22 with 226 viewsBoston

LFW Message Board Glossary on 06:53 - Oct 21 by GaryHaddock

The ‘Bed Wetters’ record isn’t great though. They’ve predicted relegation every season for the lad ten years and got it wrong.

I suspect they could be right this season though. Pass the mattress protector.


You'll need an umbrella, they're the types who sleep in bunk beds.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 16:57 - Oct 22 with 184 viewswaynes_tash

LFW Message Board Glossary on 23:03 - Aug 29 by Myke

Spackman
(I hope this hasn't been suggested already)


What is a Spackman? Which is in itself a Spackman. Repeated use of the term can result in a rip in the space time continuum resulting in the Rsss finding themselves fecking bottom of the league. Fact.
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:30 - Oct 22 with 152 viewslightwaterhoop

Hopefully Marti will sort things out during the international break.
[Post edited 22 Oct 17:34]
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:40 - Oct 22 with 139 viewsaston_hoop

The worst transfer window in living memory

For people who's living memory is less than one year long

Poll: Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:29 - Oct 22 with 74 viewsCateLeBonR

It's the hope that kills you.

You Rrrs!
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