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LFW Message Board Glossary 17:05 - Aug 29 with 20515 views

"The pay-as-you-play deal" - whenever a potential signing is rumoured or suggested who is obviously a) too fcking old, b) too fcking expensive, c) qualifying for a hip replacement on the NHS, d) one of life's genuine arseholes who's blown up every dressing room he's ever been in, instead of dismissing the idea out of hand one is duty bound to suggest a pay-as-you-play deal. That he wouldn't accept this, and that this doesn't really exist, is irrelevant.

"Digging down" - whenever discussing the merits of a new stadium, of trying to redevelop the one we already have, one is duty bound to suggest digging Loftus Road down into the ground. The fact this would also dig it down into the water table and effectively create a world leading water polo venue for a good six months a year is also irrelevant. Will also accept "building out over South Africa Road" and "adding a revolving restaurant".

"Les was crap to start with as well" - whenever debating the ability or otherwise of a new striker, due consideration must always be given to the fact Les Ferdinand was total dog sht when he first got here. Please see three years of Conor Washington debate, or 17 pages (and counting) on Lyndon Dykes' move to Birmingham.

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 11:47 - Sep 3 with 1469 views

robith

LFW Message Board Glossary on 20:36 - Aug 29 by ozexile
Can't believe no one has mentioned this one. "Get him his coaching badges and keep him as a coach" this is to any player who's had a half decent season and nearing the end of their career.

Our payroll should consist entirely of ex players coaching minute facets of the game

LFW Message Board Glossary on 15:06 - Sep 3 with 1316 views

GaryT

LFW Message Board Glossary on 13:45 - Aug 30 by DannyPaddox
Existing thread … Brest by GaryHaddock 29 Aug 17:21 Hopefully will make a tit out of some of the big boys. What a success story. https://i.postimg.cc/MHVjPvBz/IMG-6172.jpg

Can't believe you all missed it.

LFW Message Board Glossary on 15:26 - Sep 3 with 1270 views

GaryT

...we've all had a drink!

LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:26 - Sep 3 with 1135 views

Dorse

LFW Message Board Glossary on 15:26 - Sep 3 by GaryT
...we've all had a drink!

Factually accurate indictment of our propensity to dull the pain of supporting QPR using alcohol, leading to hyperbolic statements, lies concerning our sexual prowess / penile endowment and repeated demands for a return to a back three with Kakay as a right sided centre back because 'it's his natural position'.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

LFW Message Board Glossary on 00:30 - Sep 18 with 713 views

FredManRave

If we'd have picked a stronger team for that cup game, we'd have been more competitve in the defeat.

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	I've got the Power.
Poll:	MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

LFW Message Board Glossary on 01:36 - Sep 18 with 649 views

numptydumpty

Evil Les aka Sir Les.

	Walking in a "Mackie Wonderland"
Poll:	Where will we finish next season ???

LFW Message Board Glossary on 01:40 - Sep 18 with 644 views

numptydumpty

This game is all about "Integrity" but we are doing well and there will be a lot of noise as a result and we have to take these opportunities seriously.

But I want to prove myself here first !!