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Jermaine jenas 16:36 - Aug 22 with 24678 viewsloftboy

Sacked by the BBC for inappropriate behaviour!
Not such a friendly ghost after all!

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Jermaine jenas on 22:02 - Aug 22 with 5491 viewsOldPedro

Jermaine jenas on 20:55 - Aug 22 by thame_hoops

It seems he isn’t happy about this and is consulting lawyers. Watch this space


A bit I find interesting is the report that his agency MC Saatchi also no longer represents him and his profile on the site now displays a “page not found” notice.

Wonder why they have dropped him?

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Jermaine jenas on 22:31 - Aug 22 with 5309 viewsNW5Hoop

Jermaine jenas on 20:47 - Aug 22 by stevec

There once was a pundit called Jenas,


I’m hopeless with limericks.


There once was a pundit called Jenas
Whose texts were not known for their cleanness
A woman complained
That the image remanined
On her phone of – By God, have you seen this?
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Jermaine jenas on 23:00 - Aug 22 with 5147 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Jermaine jenas on 22:02 - Aug 22 by OldPedro

A bit I find interesting is the report that his agency MC Saatchi also no longer represents him and his profile on the site now displays a “page not found” notice.

Wonder why they have dropped him?


In this day and age, if you lose a high profile job because of inappropriate texts, then you must be an absolute plum!

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Jermaine jenas on 23:30 - Aug 22 with 5050 viewseastside_r

Jermaine jenas on 22:31 - Aug 22 by NW5Hoop

There once was a pundit called Jenas
Whose texts were not known for their cleanness
A woman complained
That the image remanined
On her phone of – By God, have you seen this?


That’s good but his name could be rhyming slang for something that might have appeared in his text messages.
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Jermaine jenas on 23:44 - Aug 22 with 4907 viewsstainrods_elbow

Jermaine jenas on 20:47 - Aug 22 by stevec

There once was a pundit called Jenas,


I’m hopeless with limericks.


There once was a pundit called Jenas
who sat on his perfectly toned anus
on Match of the Day sofas
in his shit suits and loafers
but never deigning to mention the Rangers.

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Jermaine jenas on 23:46 - Aug 22 with 4950 viewsHunterhoop

Jermaine jenas on 23:30 - Aug 22 by eastside_r

That’s good but his name could be rhyming slang for something that might have appeared in his text messages.


There once was a pundit called Jenas
Who perhaps thought too well of his penis
A message was sent
A woman hellbent
One questions why he didn’t foresee this.

A bit of a squeeze. This obviously has nothing to do with Jermaine.
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Jermaine jenas on 23:54 - Aug 22 with 4895 viewsWegerles_Stairs

He's obviously more stupid than he looks when he was paid so much money for being bland and has such a hot wife. Hardly worth losing that for sending flirty texts to runners on The One Show.
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Jermaine jenas on 23:58 - Aug 22 with 4876 viewssaxbend

Look at this Jack. This is you if you don't change your ways now.
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Jermaine jenas on 02:58 - Aug 23 with 4725 viewsNW5Hoop

Jermaine jenas on 23:30 - Aug 22 by eastside_r

That’s good but his name could be rhyming slang for something that might have appeared in his text messages.


The whole point of good limericls is to set up the obvious payoff then avoid it. They're meant to be sacy, not anatomical.
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Jermaine jenas on 07:47 - Aug 23 with 4359 viewseastside_r

Jermaine jenas on 02:58 - Aug 23 by NW5Hoop

The whole point of good limericls is to set up the obvious payoff then avoid it. They're meant to be sacy, not anatomical.


Ha ha. True. That’s why people pay you to write stuff and don’t me!
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Jermaine jenas on 08:50 - Aug 23 with 4126 viewsDaBurgh

There once was a pundit Jermain
Sending texts he could not refrain
The young girls 'round the place
Grew red in the face
Now his stellar career circles the drain
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Jermaine jenas on 09:08 - Aug 23 with 4062 viewsWokingR

Jermaine jenas on 02:58 - Aug 23 by NW5Hoop

The whole point of good limericls is to set up the obvious payoff then avoid it. They're meant to be sacy, not anatomical.


So you don't think

There was a young man called Jermaine
Who wants to show you his DICK

is going to work then ?
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Jermaine jenas on 09:17 - Aug 23 with 3999 viewssprocket

Nearly every online article related to this has a picture of Jenas in a QPR shirt. He was only with us for 18 months or so!
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Jermaine jenas on 09:19 - Aug 23 with 3994 viewsDannyPaddox

There once was a punter called Jenas
Whose social media behaviour was heinous
Without failure
He’d Snapchat his genitalia
Till he became Britain’s most recognisable penis
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Jermaine jenas on 10:31 - Aug 23 with 3700 viewsSimonJames

Jermaine jenas on 09:17 - Aug 23 by sprocket

Nearly every online article related to this has a picture of Jenas in a QPR shirt. He was only with us for 18 months or so!


...and he probably only put the shirt on three times (and one of those was for his first QPR interview)

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Jermaine jenas on 10:49 - Aug 23 with 3556 viewsdaveB

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Jermaine jenas on 10:55 - Aug 23 with 3495 viewsNorthernr

Jermaine jenas on 09:17 - Aug 23 by sprocket

Nearly every online article related to this has a picture of Jenas in a QPR shirt. He was only with us for 18 months or so!


This could well be because pics from the EFL are cheaper and more easily available for nowt than the ones from the Prem.
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Jermaine jenas on 11:47 - Aug 23 with 3271 viewsCateLeBonR

JJ worked on the BBC’s one show
But disgraced himself with a rude photo
Now he’s got the sack
And he won’t be back
Bet he wished he’d just photo’d his big toe!

(Allegedly)
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Jermaine jenas on 11:51 - Aug 23 with 3235 viewsDannyPaddox

I checked his stats and was surprised to see he had 38 appearances and 4 goals for the Rs including 20+ games in the Championship before doing his ACL in training. Not the worst of the Redknapp carpetbaggers.

Better than 5 minutes and off with a chipped-fingernail Kieron Dyer. Admittedly he was pre-Redknapp. At least I think he was.
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Jermaine jenas on 13:03 - Aug 23 with 2950 viewsGaryHaddock

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Jermaine jenas on 13:04 - Aug 23 with 2944 viewsToast_R

Jermain the Friendly Ghost
The One Show he once did host
Unfulfilled by his job
He sent texts of his knob
Now his reputation and career are toast.
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Jermaine jenas on 13:26 - Aug 23 with 2802 viewscolinallcars

I think the Beeb didn't want a long drawn out affair like Huw Edwards.
One little known fact about Huw Edwards, he played drums on the first Led Zeppelin album when John Bonham was incapacitated.
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Jermaine jenas on 13:38 - Aug 23 with 2733 viewsStrawberryHillR

A presenter of anodyne fluff
Sent snaps of himself in the buff
His career now is toast
But what irks me the most
Is I'd rather see Alex Jones's muff
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Jermaine jenas on 13:46 - Aug 23 with 2655 viewsDannyPaddox

Jermaine jenas on 13:26 - Aug 23 by colinallcars

I think the Beeb didn't want a long drawn out affair like Huw Edwards.
One little known fact about Huw Edwards, he played drums on the first Led Zeppelin album when John Bonham was incapacitated.


On drums (Led Zeppelin) … Huw Edwards!
On saxophone (Baker Street) … Bob Holness!
Billy Butlins … spoons etc.

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Jermaine jenas on 21:46 - Aug 23 with 2039 viewsBristolR

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