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Mundane Olympics 10:00 - Aug 9 with 3451 viewsGaryHaddock

Taking the shopping in from the car in one go, fitted sheet folding, that sort of thing.
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Mundane Olympics on 10:24 - Aug 9 with 2707 viewsWokingR

I am the 'Everything in 1 trip from the Car', Gold medallist.
Even if I drop something and break it, I have still succeeded.
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Mundane Olympics on 10:51 - Aug 9 with 2620 viewsMick_S

Hanging out the washing in less than 2 minutes. Including bed sheets = 🥇 and a PB.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Mundane Olympics on 10:53 - Aug 9 with 2609 viewsEastR

Fitting a king size duvet cover solo
then, a bit like the rowing, pairs and fours

Poll: Is time up for Ainsworth?

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Mundane Olympics on 11:21 - Aug 9 with 2542 views81A

Mundane Olympics on 10:53 - Aug 9 by EastR

Fitting a king size duvet cover solo
then, a bit like the rowing, pairs and fours


Emptying the dishwasher in an advert break.

Home to the papershop in sub 7 minutes.
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Mundane Olympics on 11:32 - Aug 9 with 2508 viewsSK_hoops

Throwing stuff in the bin from a distance.
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Mundane Olympics on 11:37 - Aug 9 with 2475 viewsMick_S

Mundane Olympics on 11:32 - Aug 9 by SK_hoops

Throwing stuff in the bin from a distance.


If you miss you know the world will blow up.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Mundane Olympics on 11:41 - Aug 9 with 2437 viewsdmm

Getting to Shepherds Bush in under an hour and a half using a car and three trains.
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Mundane Olympics on 11:44 - Aug 9 with 2421 viewsted_hendrix

Falling asleep In the armchair between the hours of 14.00 and 15.00.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Mundane Olympics on 12:10 - Aug 9 with 2309 viewskensalriser

Furniture moving - getting a wardrobe up or downstairs, manoeuvring a bulky sofa through a standard width doorway. Points awarded for speed and style and deducted for damage.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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Mundane Olympics on 12:19 - Aug 9 with 2273 viewsGaryHaddock

Mundane Olympics on 12:10 - Aug 9 by kensalriser

Furniture moving - getting a wardrobe up or downstairs, manoeuvring a bulky sofa through a standard width doorway. Points awarded for speed and style and deducted for damage.


Profanity penalties?
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Mundane Olympics on 12:20 - Aug 9 with 2266 viewsHoopsie

Walked to the car in the garage as quick as climbing a man-made cliff in under 5 seconds but toiled through the congestion at snail pace to get to work

Poll: Isaac Hayden - Yes or No?

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Mundane Olympics on 12:27 - Aug 9 with 2246 viewsMalintabuk

Lawn Maintenance
Both speed and artistic element.
PB of under 25 minutes but lost valuable minutes on strimming, malfunction of equipment when the strimmer nylon entangled on the back wall and broke.
I made up with the artistic element, the lines were nearly straight, but the Scottish judge, Mrs MinT marked me down, washing on the line interference, which I thought was harsh
Overall not sure if made the podium but the neighbour who represents the retiree nation is gold medal standard.....
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Mundane Olympics on 13:04 - Aug 9 with 2171 viewsNorthLondonR

In the same way bullfighting is no longer morally acceptable, I did once (around 2001) spit my chewing gum out of my mouth and volley it directly into a bin outside Caledonian Road tube station.... if that happened today I understand I would be considered a 'baller', 'cooking' or at the very least warrant a Cole Palmer (North Battersea Skunt) celebratory shiver???
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Mundane Olympics on 13:28 - Aug 9 with 2085 viewsDorse

I may have the Gold for Most Ginger Hair Removed From A Shower Trap. It's a pretty niche event, I'll admit - probably just me and Stacey Dooley's other half - but I reckon I'd bring home the title.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Mundane Olympics on 13:29 - Aug 9 with 2085 viewsE17hoop

Getting the bins out from hearing the sound of the lorry at the top of the road. Photo finish on some occasions.

It's always noisiest at the shallow end
Poll: Who do you want as next Next England manager?

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Mundane Olympics on 13:38 - Aug 9 with 2057 viewsMick_S

Mundane Olympics on 13:29 - Aug 9 by E17hoop

Getting the bins out from hearing the sound of the lorry at the top of the road. Photo finish on some occasions.


That’s good. Michael Johnson likes this.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Mundane Olympics on 13:46 - Aug 9 with 2037 viewsTonto

The modern day parenting pentathlon:

Event 1: tidying away clothes left kn the floordrobe
Event 2: lego obstacle course (do not step.on any, points deducted for using naughty words)
Event 3: snack preparations. Deliver a healthy snack within a 5 minute episode of Hey Duggee
Event 4: getting the toddler to sleep. A randomly chosen toddler, with only 5 minutes to meet them beforehand and get to know them
Event 5: the school run

Why stop now, just when I'm hating it
Poll: How was the transfer window for you?

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Mundane Olympics on 14:24 - Aug 9 with 1948 viewsTheChef

Mundane Olympics on 13:46 - Aug 9 by Tonto

The modern day parenting pentathlon:

Event 1: tidying away clothes left kn the floordrobe
Event 2: lego obstacle course (do not step.on any, points deducted for using naughty words)
Event 3: snack preparations. Deliver a healthy snack within a 5 minute episode of Hey Duggee
Event 4: getting the toddler to sleep. A randomly chosen toddler, with only 5 minutes to meet them beforehand and get to know them
Event 5: the school run


Event 1 applies to grown ups too.

Poll: How old is everyone on here?

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Mundane Olympics on 14:29 - Aug 9 with 1920 viewsMick_S

Mundane Olympics on 14:24 - Aug 9 by TheChef

Event 1 applies to grown ups too.


Yeah. False start there.

Four faults.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Mundane Olympics on 14:33 - Aug 9 with 1876 viewsGaryHaddock

The Dog Eating Something Bad Triathon

1. The Dash
2. The Wrestle
3. The Mouth Prise
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Mundane Olympics on 14:38 - Aug 9 with 1867 viewsWokingR

Mundane Olympics on 12:10 - Aug 9 by kensalriser

Furniture moving - getting a wardrobe up or downstairs, manoeuvring a bulky sofa through a standard width doorway. Points awarded for speed and style and deducted for damage.


Let's not assume that damage is a bad thing.
While carrying one end of our sofa back in from the garden, I "accidentally" managed to put it through the TV screen.
Nobody else seemed suspicious of this being a week before the start of the Euros, and me already having details of the replacement model.
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Mundane Olympics on 15:04 - Aug 9 with 1807 viewsMick_S

Mundane Olympics on 14:33 - Aug 9 by GaryHaddock

The Dog Eating Something Bad Triathon

1. The Dash
2. The Wrestle
3. The Mouth Prise


Curling. When you have to clear it up. 💩

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Mundane Olympics on 15:54 - Aug 9 with 1698 viewsQPunkR

Peeling the wrapper off a bottle of beer without leaving any dregs of paper attached to said bottle

QPR - "shit but local"

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Mundane Olympics on 16:04 - Aug 9 with 1671 viewsR_from_afar

Fitting the mouth of the mower bin into the neck of the rubbish stack and tipping the entire bin full of grass clippings into the sack without spilling any

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Mundane Olympics on 16:28 - Aug 9 with 1606 viewsMonkey_Roots

Stacking the dishwasher.

My wife says that we can't fit anything else in and proceeds to fill a washing up bowl.

I fit it all in, and walk off a hero with 'what a knobhead' ringing in my ears.
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