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In terms of unpleasant things happening on the way to / from the game, I had similar feelings about my girlfriend and me getting hassled by a drunk idiot in the defectors weld before kickoff. Normally very well-behaved in there, was pretty taken aback. Also kind of summed up the game for me.
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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 14:04 - Dec 14 with 2768 views
Numpty, so we can all avoid such an unfortunate fate: could you be more precise as to where exactly this occurred and give some details about what the pigeon looked like?
Thanks fella.
'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
My first car was a wee MG Midget. One summer, I was at the traffic lights waiting for it turn green. Sun shining, roof down, shades on, thinking that I was the bees knees. I catch the eye of a young lady passing by. As the lights turn green, I try to play it cool and gently caress the car into first, only to find that a pigeon has crapped all over the gear knob. The look on her face was priceless. That said, it got me a date so it turned out good in the end.
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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 15:13 - Dec 14 with 2644 views
I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 14:30 - Dec 14 by Benny_the_Ball
My first car was a wee MG Midget. One summer, I was at the traffic lights waiting for it turn green. Sun shining, roof down, shades on, thinking that I was the bees knees. I catch the eye of a young lady passing by. As the lights turn green, I try to play it cool and gently caress the car into first, only to find that a pigeon has crapped all over the gear knob. The look on her face was priceless. That said, it got me a date so it turned out good in the end.
A woman goes on a date with you because a bird shat on your gear stick!
Im left wondering what the fcuk did/would she do if you bought her dinner?
'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 14:04 - Dec 14 by PlanetHonneywood
Numpty, so we can all avoid such an unfortunate fate: could you be more precise as to where exactly this occurred and give some details about what the pigeon looked like?
Thanks fella.
Just avoid platform six especially the area adjacent to the vending machines.
There were two pigeons above me on the beams above.
I am certain they were in collaboration and celebrated when they hit their target.
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