| Fulham Match Thread. 20:59 - Apr 1 with 27159 views | Discodroids |
I haven't started a match thread since Nikita Khrushchev shot a CCCP Space monkey into the kuiper belt to assemble antenna at Salyut Laboratories.
However, Word has reached me here in Leigh on Sea, That the Fulham Hooligan element are on full manoeuvres for tomorrow.Â
QPR Fans be warned, Their Hooligans will be tooled up in cat skin dueling gloves dipped in shattered resin with grandfather Pendulum Clock weights dropped down the leg of one's 72 button fly buckskin pantaloons
Also, Beware of Steel fish hooks sewn into their smoking Jacket lapels by bespoke Jermyn Street tailors. The regulation timber snuff boxes of the Fulham Hooligan, have been replaced for tomorows game with ones constructed from lingnum vitae, a hardy flush grain that will prove to be a redoubtable piece of kit upon one's Cranium.Â
Be aware of the canny sharpening of their briar churchwarden pipes to a keen edge That would take one's fackin' eye out.Â
They have also recruited extra muscle from the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa legion , loyal by their blood oath to the mustard corduroy trouser. The no good slags secrete Maris pipers studded with razor blades in their cumberbands .
Finally, be on the ready eye for fulham hooligans in Stove pipe hats, as they have  leaded piano legs in them which could split one's cannister open leaving one down the A&E Saturday night with the skagheads, Brasses and meat rack nonces without so much as an old fashioned in ones hip flask.
3-1 to the glory superhoops. Â
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:44 - Apr 2 with 2075 views | Dorse |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:38 - Apr 2 by BrianMcCarthy |
I have no idea what's handball and what isn't anymore. |
I looked it up on pornhub. It didn't look like fun. |  |
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:45 - Apr 2 with 2043 views | MelakaRanger |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:37 - Apr 2 by derbyhoop |
Penalty was dreadful decision. Fulham players bullied the ref into giving that. |
Well despite the score line , a much much better performance by QPR. But to be honest we have posed virtually zero danger in the opposition box and made no real goal scoring chances .
Despite the improved team performance I really can’t see how we are going to score a goal from open play again this season |  | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:46 - Apr 2 with 2012 views | jtuck |
Yeah. Title of second half for Rangers is 'Chasing Shadows'. |  |
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:47 - Apr 2 with 1954 views | distortR |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:10 - Apr 2 by derbyhoop |
Fulham always in the ref's ear. We're too placid. So then Wallace gets booked for dissent. WTAF |
that pissed me off something chronic. we have had groups of them screaming at the ref. | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:48 - Apr 2 with 1920 views | Damo1962 |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:41 - Apr 2 by loftus77 |
The power of Parachute Payments. Nothing more, nothing less. The whole thing is an utterly predictable farce. |
Agree with the sentiment and the stark reality of "modern football" - but if we were Fulham we wouldn't be complaining. At least it should be a long time before we have to play them again. We are a lot poorer than some realise. Can't see another win this season - and next season is already starting to feel ominous. | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:48 - Apr 2 with 1910 views | JAPRANGERS |
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:49 - Apr 2 with 1871 views | VancouverHoop |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:47 - Apr 2 by distortR |
that pissed me off something chronic. we have had groups of them screaming at the ref. |
The league/FA could stop that in a heartbeat, but they won't. TV likes the "controversy." | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:50 - Apr 2 with 1856 views | JAPRANGERS |
Fulham are Premier League and we are a natural midtable Championship team, so the scoreline is as expected. | | | |
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:50 - Apr 2 with 1853 views | Malintabuk |
Game over and taken to reading the thread. The penalty was harsh no doubt but they are given and I don't think it made any difference, the score line does reflect Fulham's dominance.
Just asked my nephew and we have not had a shot on goal this half and as I said at half time Fulham look as though they are cruising it.
Totally agree with a lot on here the whole dynamics of football as changed and think it will take a monumental shift in our fortunes to be where Fulham are.
God that is depressing lol................still while I can still move I guess I will be coming down here............onwards and not sure if it's upwards | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:51 - Apr 2 with 1822 views | Dorse |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:48 - Apr 2 by JAPRANGERS |
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Be nice. The poor dears have had a hard time recently and this will only make them feel worse.
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:51 - Apr 2 with 1799 views | CamberleyR |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:48 - Apr 2 by Damo1962 |
Agree with the sentiment and the stark reality of "modern football" - but if we were Fulham we wouldn't be complaining. At least it should be a long time before we have to play them again. We are a lot poorer than some realise. Can't see another win this season - and next season is already starting to feel ominous. |
Long time? Sorry, I'd put money on them coming straight down. Classic yo-yo team same as Norwich, too good for the Championship because of the parachute payments, nowhere near good enough for the Premier League. Mitrovic will revert to type next season, same as when he's been at that level before. [Post edited 2 Apr 2022 16:54]
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:52 - Apr 2 with 1785 views | Damo1962 |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:45 - Apr 2 by MelakaRanger |
Well despite the score line , a much much better performance by QPR. But to be honest we have posed virtually zero danger in the opposition box and made no real goal scoring chances .
Despite the improved team performance I really can’t see how we are going to score a goal from open play again this season |
They didn't have to get out of 3rd gear. After the debacle against Posh... effort was the least our lot could do. Think Warburton is toast at the end of the season personality. | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:52 - Apr 2 with 1781 views | joolsyp |
I don't believe in violence as a rule but Warbs should have decked Gavin Ward there. The least that little tosspot deserves. |  | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:52 - Apr 2 with 1760 views | Bakes |
What chance have we got when our CAPTAIN is applauding the oppo fans when he’s walking off the pitch in a derby. Boils my piss. |  |
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:53 - Apr 2 with 1748 views | jtuck |
Really sad. We were all desperate for Austin and Johansen to sign up last Summer. And now they seem to be passengers in the team. Both look to have fitness or long-term injury problems. | |
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:53 - Apr 2 with 1722 views | Mick_S |
We did not make one chance all afternoon. Not good. |  |
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:55 - Apr 2 with 1681 views | joolsyp |
Oh well Fulham - see you again in a couple of seasons. | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:55 - Apr 2 with 1677 views | paulparker |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:52 - Apr 2 by Damo1962 |
They didn't have to get out of 3rd gear. After the debacle against Posh... effort was the least our lot could do. Think Warburton is toast at the end of the season personality. |
100% this
Embarrassing from some QPR fans that are grateful we are on the same pitch as Fulham
Not one shot on goal second half , the pidgins by the six yard box couldn’t believe their luck again |  |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:55 - Apr 2 with 1669 views | distortR |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:53 - Apr 2 by Mick_S |
We did not make one chance all afternoon. Not good. |
when the referee creates more then your team, you know it's not great. | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:56 - Apr 2 with 1659 views | themodfather |
our form in LOndon derbies is SHAMEFUL, woeful and disgraceful! not good.
the season is falling apart now, shame we were so close to something special then pop, bubble burst. | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:56 - Apr 2 with 1653 views | Damo1962 |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:51 - Apr 2 by CamberleyR |
Long time? Sorry, I'd put money on them coming straight down. Classic yo-yo team same as Norwich, too good for the Championship because of the parachute payments, nowhere near good enough for the Premier League. Mitrovic will revert to type next season, same as when he's been at that level before. [Post edited 2 Apr 2022 16:54]
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Well we will see who is right. The way we are playing, we could be heading into Div1 this time next year - so wouldn't matter if they drop. | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:56 - Apr 2 with 1639 views | benhurst |
Disappointing, especially in the second half, but the first half I thought we were decent. Hoping that we can bring that first half performance out on Tuesday.
Thomas looked good, Sanderson (especially in the second half) definitely justified his inclusion, Westwood made some good saves too.
The less said about the refereeing the better.
Also, feel like it's worth mentioning that even when they turned up the heat in the second half we didn't let them have any clear chances [Post edited 2 Apr 2022 16:58]
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:56 - Apr 2 with 1635 views | davman |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:38 - Apr 2 by BrianMcCarthy |
I have no idea what's handball and what isn't anymore. |
A clue - that wasn't.
Killed the game completely. At 1-0 we always would have had a chance... |  |
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:56 - Apr 2 with 1623 views | derbyhoop |
I remember when res always used to wear black. Gavin Ward should have gone back to that strip, given the number of questionable ( at best) decisions went their way. |  |
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:57 - Apr 2 with 1609 views | QPRSteve |
I think we missing a real nasty player in this side. Someone like an Alan McDonald or Dave Webb who'd rough the opposition up a bit. We look to soft to me, | | | |
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