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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW 09:03 - Sep 13 with 9465 viewsWokingR

There's 3 I use that make me laugh and think of this site every time.

1. On the morning of the play off final, someone had posted how nervous he was and that he'd been to the loo 3 times already.
The instant response to this, "Top triple shitting Mickey"
Got to use this this morning as my very nervous daughter left for her 1st ever day at work.

2. "Thicker than Pavarotti's shit on boxing day"

3. And finally, Toboboly gave me "Spiderman" in reference to decorating a ladies face like a plasterers bucket.

Thank you all.
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 14:28 - Nov 3 with 1545 viewsCLAREMAN1995

Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 12:11 - Sep 13 by CliveWilsonSaid

Players having “knee explosions” and other such injuries in the match preview.


Killed To Death has moved to the top of my list for sure .
Unrelated but on topic of "knee explosions '' did anybody see the tackle in the NFL game between the Saints and Tampa Bay where the QB got dragged back in a horsecollar tackle and his knee buckled at a horrible angle.He tore his ACL, MCL and is out a full 12 months .
It was sickening and 2 hours later I was watching my daughter playing a soccer match and she was running then cut inside to receive a pass when she went down like she was shot.
That simple move tore her ACL and she will be out at least as long and with our insurance probably longer.

Compare the 2 incidents and its incredible how fragile the knee can be so "knee explosion "' can mean lots of different things but equally devastating .
A QPR victory tonight would help the mood a bit in my house and on LFW lets get her done
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 15:13 - Nov 3 with 1458 viewsTacticalR

@CLAREMAN1995 'That simple move tore her ACL and she will be out at least as long and with our insurance probably longer.'

Sorry to hear that. A while ago I posted a brief summary of The ACL Solution by US author Robert Marx, and he mentions the large increase in ACL injuries among women:

'Females are as much as six times more likely to tear their ACLs than their male counterparts in the high-risk sports.'

The ACL Solution
The ACL Solution by TacticalR 2 Dec 2013 13:14
As we seemed to be plagued with ACL injuries, I thought I would give this book a try:

The ACL Solution: Prevention and Recovery for Sports' Most Devastating Knee Injury
http://www.theaclsolution.com/

The author Robert Marx is an American surgeon so the book has an American emphasis. Here are some details from the book:

'There are an estimated 41 million American kids playing competitive youth sports today, and estimates run as high as 200,000 ACL surgeries per year in the U.S. alone, a large percentage of which are being performed on the knees of prepubescent kids.' The worst affected U.S. sports are soccer and basketball. According to the author this is due to the increased intensity and frequency of youth sport.

There has been a very large increase in ACL injuries among women. 'Females are as much as six times more likely to tear their ACLs than their male counterparts in the high-risk sports.'

The two main causes are what the author calls 'cutting' (turning suddenly with one foot planted on the ground, with your weight on the planted foot) and jumping. An aggravating factor is having your knee bent inward (knock-kneed position).

Most ACL injuries (about 70 percent) occur in non-contact situations.

A significant part of the book is about the anatomy of the knee. I found it hard going as I didn't know my femur (thigh bone) from my tibia (shin bone). Basically, ligaments connect bone to bone, and the ACL connects the femur to the tibia.

ACLs are slow to heal because very little blood goes to the ACL, which is bathed in a fluid inside the knee. Most athletes can't return to their sport for at least six months. An ACL injury can't normally be operated on immediately after the injury - it normally takes a month for the swelling around the knee to subside. The ACL, which may be completely broken, is normally repaired/rebuilt with tissue from the injured patient's tendons.

It's also not simply bad luck to have more than one ACL injury. Having had a previous ACL tear is a risk factor for future ACL injuries: 'if you've torn your ACL before, you are at a higher risk of tearing it again, or of injuring the other knee.'

Prevention. Studies have been done in American and Norway on reducing the risk of ACL by using ACL prevention programs. These focus on strengthening the knee and teaching players not to bend their knees inward, and to keep their knee above their toe. For example see the walking lunges exercise at 1:20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lag8uNU6AQ


Air hostess clique

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 15:37 - Nov 3 with 1412 viewsPunteR

Non sexual stare

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 15:39 - Nov 3 with 1410 viewsCLAREMAN1995

Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 15:13 - Nov 3 by TacticalR

@CLAREMAN1995 'That simple move tore her ACL and she will be out at least as long and with our insurance probably longer.'

Sorry to hear that. A while ago I posted a brief summary of The ACL Solution by US author Robert Marx, and he mentions the large increase in ACL injuries among women:

'Females are as much as six times more likely to tear their ACLs than their male counterparts in the high-risk sports.'

The ACL Solution
The ACL Solution by TacticalR 2 Dec 2013 13:14
As we seemed to be plagued with ACL injuries, I thought I would give this book a try:

The ACL Solution: Prevention and Recovery for Sports' Most Devastating Knee Injury
http://www.theaclsolution.com/

The author Robert Marx is an American surgeon so the book has an American emphasis. Here are some details from the book:

'There are an estimated 41 million American kids playing competitive youth sports today, and estimates run as high as 200,000 ACL surgeries per year in the U.S. alone, a large percentage of which are being performed on the knees of prepubescent kids.' The worst affected U.S. sports are soccer and basketball. According to the author this is due to the increased intensity and frequency of youth sport.

There has been a very large increase in ACL injuries among women. 'Females are as much as six times more likely to tear their ACLs than their male counterparts in the high-risk sports.'

The two main causes are what the author calls 'cutting' (turning suddenly with one foot planted on the ground, with your weight on the planted foot) and jumping. An aggravating factor is having your knee bent inward (knock-kneed position).

Most ACL injuries (about 70 percent) occur in non-contact situations.

A significant part of the book is about the anatomy of the knee. I found it hard going as I didn't know my femur (thigh bone) from my tibia (shin bone). Basically, ligaments connect bone to bone, and the ACL connects the femur to the tibia.

ACLs are slow to heal because very little blood goes to the ACL, which is bathed in a fluid inside the knee. Most athletes can't return to their sport for at least six months. An ACL injury can't normally be operated on immediately after the injury - it normally takes a month for the swelling around the knee to subside. The ACL, which may be completely broken, is normally repaired/rebuilt with tissue from the injured patient's tendons.

It's also not simply bad luck to have more than one ACL injury. Having had a previous ACL tear is a risk factor for future ACL injuries: 'if you've torn your ACL before, you are at a higher risk of tearing it again, or of injuring the other knee.'

Prevention. Studies have been done in American and Norway on reducing the risk of ACL by using ACL prevention programs. These focus on strengthening the knee and teaching players not to bend their knees inward, and to keep their knee above their toe. For example see the walking lunges exercise at 1:20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lag8uNU6AQ



First thank you for those kind words TacticalR and second thank you for the video it looks very interesting I will open it after work tonight.
I will post on your other thread now thanks again
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:12 - Nov 3 with 1354 viewsNoelmc

Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 13:55 - Nov 3 by CliveWilsonSaid

‘Cock-block’


I was at a funeral a couple of years ago, where a friend managed to shoe-horn that in to the Eulogy he was giving.
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:12 - Nov 3 with 1352 viewsMick_S

Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:12 - Nov 3 by Noelmc

I was at a funeral a couple of years ago, where a friend managed to shoe-horn that in to the Eulogy he was giving.


Decent.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:28 - Nov 3 with 1324 viewsSimplyNico

Mouth breather.
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:44 - Nov 3 with 1286 viewsPeterHucker

I'm a big fan of "as long as I've got a hole in my arse"
As in that fat bloke Sandro will never be fit enough to play regularly as long as I've got a hole in my arse.
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:50 - Nov 3 with 1264 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Not an LFW exclusive but I first encountered (probably a bad choice of words) my first Chode here.
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:52 - Nov 3 with 1261 viewsMick_S

Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:50 - Nov 3 by CroydonCaptJack

Not an LFW exclusive but I first encountered (probably a bad choice of words) my first Chode here.


Congrats mate.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 17:26 - Nov 3 with 1195 viewsPunteR

Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:50 - Nov 3 by CroydonCaptJack

Not an LFW exclusive but I first encountered (probably a bad choice of words) my first Chode here.


Close encounters of the chode kind.

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 17:42 - Nov 3 with 1177 viewsCiderwithRsie

Courtesy of Bosh67 on the Cardiff Fred: "for f*cking bollox once"
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 18:16 - Nov 3 with 1148 viewsGaryT

Port Farking Vale
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 18:28 - Nov 3 with 1135 viewsWokingR

Clive had to explain what the Ninky Nonk was to me once
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 18:31 - Nov 3 with 1118 viewsPinnerPaul

Non QPR

Try using that in everyday life!
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 19:41 - Nov 3 with 1027 viewsWokingR

And Brinner as in breakfast for dinner has also been adopted
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 19:59 - Nov 3 with 1013 viewsR_from_afar

I am watching the game but another one I suddenly remembered is: "Shots fired". I'm loving that one.

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 20:44 - Nov 3 with 968 viewsMick_S

Fuming. I’m bloody fuming.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 21:47 - Nov 3 with 924 viewsmase

Weapon.

First used to describe Flavio Briatore I think.
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 21:57 - Nov 3 with 896 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Chuckles!

Poll: Expectations for this season?

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 15:59 - Nov 4 with 744 viewsOldPedro

Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 21:57 - Nov 3 by CliveWilsonSaid

Chuckles!


I called the ref 'Chuckles' on a couple of occasions while watching last nights match against Cardiff on the tv - my wife said "that's an unusual first name"


Extra mature cheddar......a simple cheese for a simple man

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