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Warnock Quote Required 07:56 - May 13 with 6821 viewskropotkin41

Philosophy football have said they'll make a Warnock tee-shirt if there's a suitable quote. Ideas?

‘morbid curiosity about where this is all going’

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Warnock Quote Required on 08:12 - May 13 with 5258 viewsDixie_CT

‘Carlton! hit Les’
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Warnock Quote Required on 08:14 - May 13 with 5257 viewsbosh67

Some good words in https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/13322370

and https://www.qpr.co.uk/news/archive/neil-warnock-admits-qpr-is-special-club/

Or: "The fans are magnificent here. Best I've known anywhere" (cut and paste for all clubs) :)

Never knowingly right.
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Warnock Quote Required on 08:15 - May 13 with 5255 viewsBrianMcCarthy

"Where's me email?"

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Warnock Quote Required on 08:17 - May 13 with 5252 viewsWatford_Ranger

“and I said to Sharon”
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Warnock Quote Required on 08:19 - May 13 with 5245 viewsWatford_Ranger

Or just all of this from about 1:20

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Warnock Quote Required on 08:20 - May 13 with 5240 viewsNorthernr

"It's just what we needed if I'm honest"

Said after a variety of wins, draws, defeats and pre-season hammerings at Luton Town.
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Warnock Quote Required on 08:32 - May 13 with 5199 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Warnock Quote Required on 08:20 - May 13 by Northernr

"It's just what we needed if I'm honest"

Said after a variety of wins, draws, defeats and pre-season hammerings at Luton Town.


The first time I ever noticed the phrase "if I'm honest" instead of the more traditional "if I'm being honest" was from Warnock. Now it's commonplace in footy.

I think he could copyright it.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Warnock Quote Required on 08:32 - May 13 with 5197 viewsR_from_afar

That would be a great T-shirt, the man is a living legend.

Cards on the table, I hadn't seen this quote until I had a rummage on the interweb, but it's wicked, if way too long:

Asked what he would do if given the Wednesday job, he replied: 'As long as the whole of my massive salary was paid within 28 days, then I would buy so many tosspots - although, come to think of it, their current squad would do - and fukk 'em up so badly. Then I'd retire to Cornwall and spend the rest of my life laughing my fukking head off.'

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Warnock Quote Required on 08:48 - May 13 with 5150 views2Thomas2Bowles

I don't think we've got a discipline problem. It's the players who are thick who are causing the problems

Matches don't come any bigger than FA Cup quarter-finals

When willl this CV nightmare end
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Warnock Quote Required on 08:49 - May 13 with 5157 viewsstowmarketrange

This is a real muck and nettles club.
Or “I will answer every email personally.”
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Warnock Quote Required on 08:54 - May 13 with 5139 viewsted_hendrix

"If you've done an overstuffy in the tumloader, finish the job with a ladleho of brandy butter, then pukeit all the way to the toileybox."

Unwin Stanley; (7 Juniper 1911 — 12 Janet 2002.)

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Warnock Quote Required on 09:19 - May 13 with 5084 viewsToast_R

Surely "Real Muck and Nettles"
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Warnock Quote Required on 09:28 - May 13 with 5072 viewsMrSheen

https://www.planetfootball.com/quick-reads/best-neil-warnock-stories/

In a fiery League Cup semi-final against Liverpool, Warnock made many enemies, with Stephane Henchoz caught up in an alleged spitting incident.

He revealed in his autobiography that he shouted at Liverpool assistant Phil Thompson, saying: “You can f*ck off Pinocchio, get back in your f*cking cupboard.”



Talking about his old adversaries and current Cardiff rivals Bristol City, Warnock revealed he wants something quite different to a minute’s silence when he passes away.

“I joke with their fans that, when I do pass away, I hope they all have a minute’s applause for me at Ashton Gate and remember the good times I’ve given them,” he said.

“I don’t want silence. I want them all to be chanting ‘Warnock’s a w*nker’ over and over again. For a whole minute. That would be my ideal.”
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Warnock Quote Required on 09:29 - May 13 with 5070 viewsflynnbo

“This”ll be my last job”.
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Warnock Quote Required on 09:42 - May 13 with 5048 viewsR_from_afar

I had a quick look at his book. How about this? It's what Neil said he told Joey and Anton after the final whistle.

Premier League, Sunday 23rd October 2011: QPR 1 Chelsea 0
Neil Warnock: “Just take in the atmosphere, I’ve never heard anything like it”.

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Warnock Quote Required on 09:56 - May 13 with 5021 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Warnock Quote Required on 09:42 - May 13 by R_from_afar

I had a quick look at his book. How about this? It's what Neil said he told Joey and Anton after the final whistle.

Premier League, Sunday 23rd October 2011: QPR 1 Chelsea 0
Neil Warnock: “Just take in the atmosphere, I’ve never heard anything like it”.


Someone got me that book for Christmas, but I can’t bring myself to read it in case it’s bursts any bubbles.

Is it worth a read?
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Warnock Quote Required on 10:09 - May 13 with 4995 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Think there have been better suggestions already for a T-shirt.

One of my favourite quotes from him was after his first match, a win against West Brom.

"I don't know who scored our first and third goal. I'll find out tonight"
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Warnock Quote Required on 10:27 - May 13 with 4955 viewsWokingR

Warnock Quote Required on 09:56 - May 13 by BazzaInTheLoft

Someone got me that book for Christmas, but I can’t bring myself to read it in case it’s bursts any bubbles.

Is it worth a read?


Well worth a read
And you've obviously got better friends than I have. Some knob bought me Harry Redknapps autobiography. It made good kindling.

And as for a quote
"He's worse than a sewer rat, him"
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Warnock Quote Required on 10:28 - May 13 with 4952 viewsCamberleyR

“You can f*ck off Pinocchio, get back in your f*cking cupboard.”

Spoken to Phil 'Thommo' Thompson.

EDIT: See Mr Sheen already mentioned it. Good retort though.
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Warnock Quote Required on 10:30 - May 13 with 4936 viewsMrSheen

Warnock Quote Required on 10:27 - May 13 by WokingR

Well worth a read
And you've obviously got better friends than I have. Some knob bought me Harry Redknapps autobiography. It made good kindling.

And as for a quote
"He's worse than a sewer rat, him"
[Post edited 13 May 2020 10:29]


About a player he later bought.
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Warnock Quote Required on 10:40 - May 13 with 4912 viewsrsonist

"It’s not endangering the life of a player, so I don’t know why it’s a red card."
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Warnock Quote Required on 10:44 - May 13 with 4897 viewsfrancisbowles

" It's a great club, int it?"

About every club that has taken him on.
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Warnock Quote Required on 10:52 - May 13 with 4871 viewsEastR

I don't believe he ever said this, but he should have

'they all hate me until I come and manage for them'

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Warnock Quote Required on 10:53 - May 13 with 4870 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Non QPR quotes.

"The rest of the World can go to hell"
About Brexit

"I don't know the words, I just hum them"
About Cardiff fans singing the Welsh national anthem.

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Warnock Quote Required on 11:07 - May 13 with 4844 viewsCamberleyR

"I wanted another crack at the Premier League"

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