| Come on the Arse 17:14 - May 29 with 9390 views | hoof_hearted |
Chelsea fans being reminded that they won the same number of trophies as us this season will keep me going until next summer.
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| Come on the Arse on 07:48 - May 30 with 2300 views | Northernr |
| Come on the Arse on 22:37 - May 29 by rsonist |
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This is odd. I mean when we dropped him after he'd been persistently sht for 18 months, he dressed up as East17 and cried in the Daily Mail about how awful it was earning £60k a week and spending the weekends watching Esher play rugby. |  | | |
| Come on the Arse on 08:23 - May 30 with 2224 views | TheChef |
| Come on the Arse on 07:48 - May 30 by Northernr |
This is odd. I mean when we dropped him after he'd been persistently sht for 18 months, he dressed up as East17 and cried in the Daily Mail about how awful it was earning £60k a week and spending the weekends watching Esher play rugby. |
It's like the bloke who won the prize draw and got to come on and lift the trophy.
I listened to the first half on the radio, all that Arsenal pressure and no goals convinced me the Scum were going to win, so no surprise when I heard they'd gone 2-0 up.
Anyway I blame Abramovich and Chelsea for everything terrible that has happened in the 21st century. I'm pretty sure they were the masterminds of 9/11. |  |
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| Come on the Arse on 08:27 - May 30 with 2215 views | Pommyhoop |
| Come on the Arse on 07:48 - May 30 by Northernr |
This is odd. I mean when we dropped him after he'd been persistently sht for 18 months, he dressed up as East17 and cried in the Daily Mail about how awful it was earning £60k a week and spending the weekends watching Esher play rugby. |
He was always a f'cking wrongun. |  |
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| Come on the Arse on 08:33 - May 30 with 2205 views | Konk |
I had no idea that Rob Green was at Chelsea and I bet that's the first 90% of Chelsea fans knew of it too. They are brilliant. They may as well go the whole hog and get Colin Pates to go up and lift the trophy next time. Give everyone a go. Other clubs charge punters £20 to have their picture taken with trophies, whereas Chelsea let any old cun t go up and lift the thing during the presentation. Fair play for that.
I gave up getting annoyed by Chelsea when they won the Champions League. No matter how often they sack their manager, no matter how much their idiot fans moan about them being sh it, they invariably still manage to win trophies since Abramovich turned-up. They were basically West Ham, but with more fickle fans until that point, and now they all turn their noses up at the Europa League, League cup etc. However average they are, they still win trophies. Horrible t wats. |  |
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| Come on the Arse on 09:20 - May 30 with 2106 views | Mick_S |
The worst final of bad finals ever. They both won. |  |
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| Come on the Arse on 09:25 - May 30 with 2092 views | Konk |
What was the name of that Man Utd fan who got in a team picture before a European game? Fu ck getting in a picture - if he'd been Chelsea, he could have lifted about 20 cups in the past 15 years. Next time Chelsea get to a final, I'm gonna send my Mum along in the full-kit and see if anyone tries to stop her lifting the trophy. | |
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| Come on the Arse on 09:30 - May 30 with 2073 views | Mick_S |
| Come on the Arse on 09:25 - May 30 by Konk |
What was the name of that Man Utd fan who got in a team picture before a European game? Fu ck getting in a picture - if he'd been Chelsea, he could have lifted about 20 cups in the past 15 years. Next time Chelsea get to a final, I'm gonna send my Mum along in the full-kit and see if anyone tries to stop her lifting the trophy. |
I thought you were good to your mum. | |
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| Come on the Arse on 09:36 - May 30 with 2064 views | TheChef |
| Come on the Arse on 08:33 - May 30 by Konk |
I had no idea that Rob Green was at Chelsea and I bet that's the first 90% of Chelsea fans knew of it too. They are brilliant. They may as well go the whole hog and get Colin Pates to go up and lift the trophy next time. Give everyone a go. Other clubs charge punters £20 to have their picture taken with trophies, whereas Chelsea let any old cun t go up and lift the thing during the presentation. Fair play for that.
I gave up getting annoyed by Chelsea when they won the Champions League. No matter how often they sack their manager, no matter how much their idiot fans moan about them being sh it, they invariably still manage to win trophies since Abramovich turned-up. They were basically West Ham, but with more fickle fans until that point, and now they all turn their noses up at the Europa League, League cup etc. However average they are, they still win trophies. Horrible t wats. |
All very true, there's a sad inevitability about it all.
I blame that useless Boro keeper in the 1997 Cup Final letting that Di Matteo shot sail over his head, it's been all downhill ever since. Not just for football but for all of mankind. | |
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| Come on the Arse on 10:05 - May 30 with 2022 views | paulparker |
| Come on the Arse on 08:27 - May 30 by Pommyhoop |
He was always a f'cking wrongun. |
did you not know if it wasn’t for him being like the reincarnation of lev Yashin we would never have won the play off final |  |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| Come on the Arse on 10:36 - May 30 with 1984 views | GroveR |
| Come on the Arse on 07:48 - May 30 by Northernr |
This is odd. I mean when we dropped him after he'd been persistently sht for 18 months, he dressed up as East17 and cried in the Daily Mail about how awful it was earning £60k a week and spending the weekends watching Esher play rugby. |
My personal fave from many in that article was
"He remains a paid employee at Loftus Road, and comfortably the best goalkeeper at the club. He was in Roy Hodgson's England squad during the last European Championship qualification campaign, after all." |  | | |
| Come on the Arse on 13:56 - May 30 with 1902 views | stowmarketrange |
| Come on the Arse on 09:25 - May 30 by Konk |
What was the name of that Man Utd fan who got in a team picture before a European game? Fu ck getting in a picture - if he'd been Chelsea, he could have lifted about 20 cups in the past 15 years. Next time Chelsea get to a final, I'm gonna send my Mum along in the full-kit and see if anyone tries to stop her lifting the trophy. |
Is it you or your mum that owns a chelshite shirt? |  | | |
| Come on the Arse on 14:44 - May 30 with 1861 views | Konk |
| Come on the Arse on 13:56 - May 30 by stowmarketrange |
Is it you or your mum that owns a chelshite shirt? |
I hadn’t thought about that. Urgh. My Mum would also tell me not to be so silly, so it’s a non-starter. | |
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| Come on the Arse on 19:17 - May 30 with 1747 views | Hayesender |
Delivering to one of my customers today, he's come flying out of his house punching the air, giving it all the "we did it" bollox.
Now I had no idea he was even a scum fan till today, but seeing as I was at work I at least tried to be polite.
"Yeah, to be fair you played quite well in the second half".
His reply?
"Oh I didn't see it, I was out last night"
I couldn't help myself and just said, "Oh, you're a top fan then", and walked off shaking my head.
Sums those shtcnts up |  |
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| Come on the Arse on 20:07 - May 30 with 1719 views | Tripper |
Someone sent me a whatsapp of them wrecking a bar and starting on a waiter. Abolute scum off the earth. |  | | |
| Come on the Arse on 21:57 - May 30 with 1664 views | eghamranger |
| Come on the Arse on 20:07 - May 30 by Tripper |
Someone sent me a whatsapp of them wrecking a bar and starting on a waiter. Abolute scum off the earth. |
Sure that wasn’t Bartons stag do in Newquay ! 😳 |  | | |
| Come on the Arse on 10:24 - May 31 with 1531 views | Pommyhoop |
| Come on the Arse on 20:07 - May 30 by Tripper |
Someone sent me a whatsapp of them wrecking a bar and starting on a waiter. Abolute scum off the earth. |
Think its an old one but yeah ..sh'tc?nts the lot of em..
Chelsea Agro..??? My Mrs has just called me an ambulance to get my toes surgically un-curled...
W"nkers... | |
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| Come on the Arse on 10:30 - May 31 with 1526 views | Mick_S |
| Come on the Arse on 10:24 - May 31 by Pommyhoop |
Think its an old one but yeah ..sh'tc?nts the lot of em..
Chelsea Agro..??? My Mrs has just called me an ambulance to get my toes surgically un-curled...
W"nkers... |
Leave the ambulance mate.
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| Come on the Arse on 17:24 - May 31 with 1470 views | Konk |
Rob Green has announced his retirement. What a way to bow out - Unused 3rd choice keeper that nobody knew even played for Chelsea, roaring as he held aloft a trophy, towards which he’d contributed fuc k all, in an empty stadium. Played, son. At the very least they should name an Executive box mini fridge after him. I’m getting a banner knocked-up: Third choice keeper, Bystander, Legend.
Oh, and apropos of nothing, ten men went to mow and celery are absolute div songs. Even their songs are a wa nk. | |
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