| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. 08:47 - Dec 15 with 16799 views | Discodroids |
My First Match thread for about 5 years and As Christmas is fast approaching like Pietro Mennea on Alan Wells Shoulder in the last 5 meters of the 200, I'm Just now back from my christmas shopping at the wine factory on Leigh on sea Broadway.
The sights i witnessed on my christmas shop sickened this poster, seeing the commercialised credo, Mantra and doctrines of christmas in England 2018.
To Counteract being soaked in the religion of consumerism i chose to Celebrate the birth of Christ , the King of kings, and the true meaning of christmas by purchasing 2 crates of Lone star Lager, 28 bottles of superbock, 6 bottles of remedial vodka, 1 value whiskey, 2 icelandic Gin and a bottle of monkey Shoulder rum.
This should cover the Christmas comedown period and negate the 1000 yard stare of the mother in law on Boxing Day and the inane patter of my West Ham Brother in law , signing songs about Frankie Lampard senior falling over at Elland Road whlie he's rassed to sweet fcuk on his 3 for a fiver Asda craft ales. The C unt.
On top of that, The Local Roofer has dropped off 6 wraps of flake cut Bugle and 5 bottles of liquid gold Amyl nitrate, 24 x 150 mg tabs of Viagra plus a dozen micky mills and some vintage VHS mid 90's Gonzo Porn from Ben Dover. £800 all fu cking in.
Honestly, if it wasn't for the kids I wouldn't fu cking bother.. Just to see their faces light up on christmas morning when they catch their daddy under the tree at 5.30 am out of his canister shagging the Milk Tray into a pulp in sexual Synchronicity to the haunting and hypnotic christmas anthem of steel eye spans 'gaudet', makes it all worthwhile.
3-0 To the Hoops To kick start the pre christmas jolly up. [Post edited 15 Dec 2018 9:36]
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| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 18:13 - Dec 15 with 2486 views | ted_hendrix |
| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 18:05 - Dec 15 by Discodroids |
First match thread in 5 years..
Magic.
Happy Christmas LFW! |
Respect Mr D, Respect. |  |
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| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 18:27 - Dec 15 with 2386 views | AgedR |
| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 18:05 - Dec 15 by Discodroids |
First match thread in 5 years..
Magic.
Happy Christmas LFW! |
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Happy Christmas mate x |  |
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| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 18:28 - Dec 15 with 2382 views | Silverfoxqpr |
| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 18:05 - Dec 15 by Discodroids |
First match thread in 5 years..
Magic.
Happy Christmas LFW! |
Well done DD, you can do the next one too mate. I'm off for a San Miguel or two and Stacy Dooley. |  | | |
| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 18:29 - Dec 15 with 2368 views | londonscottish |
| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 18:05 - Dec 15 by Discodroids |
First match thread in 5 years..
Magic.
Happy Christmas LFW! |
You get my poster of the year for that one fellah. Knocked it out of the park. |  |
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| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 18:52 - Dec 15 with 2274 views | aston_hoop |
Lynch dead leg, fit for Forest! have that! |  |
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| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 19:20 - Dec 15 with 2198 views | WilloW4 |
| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 18:52 - Dec 15 by aston_hoop |
Lynch dead leg, fit for Forest! have that! |
Um, er, meh. |  | | |
| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 19:44 - Dec 15 with 2128 views | johnhoop |
| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 18:28 - Dec 15 by Silverfoxqpr |
Well done DD, you can do the next one too mate. I'm off for a San Miguel or two and Stacy Dooley. |
Sounds like you and Bruno Tonioli as well. He just described her dance as “a medley of her greatest tits”. |  | | |
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| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 20:51 - Dec 15 with 1977 views | Esox_Lucius |
| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:47 - Dec 15 by Gloucs_R |
Why no Hall today? |
I spoke to him for five minutes before the game as we walked to the ground and he was adamant that his knee is fine now that he has had the operation and hopes to be back in contention again soon. I noticed he was favouring one leg and asked him about that and he said he has a very slight hip flexor niggle that will clear up soon. He comes across as a very likeable and pleasant person, can you imagine trying to get a friendly chat with some of the Prem stars? |  |
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| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 00:15 - Dec 16 with 1817 views | Boston |
| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 20:51 - Dec 15 by Esox_Lucius |
I spoke to him for five minutes before the game as we walked to the ground and he was adamant that his knee is fine now that he has had the operation and hopes to be back in contention again soon. I noticed he was favouring one leg and asked him about that and he said he has a very slight hip flexor niggle that will clear up soon. He comes across as a very likeable and pleasant person, can you imagine trying to get a friendly chat with some of the Prem stars? |
There's something amiss alright, every other Rangers player plods up to the ground in a 200k motor. | |
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| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 11:36 - Dec 16 with 1583 views | Discodroids |
| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 18:28 - Dec 15 by Silverfoxqpr |
Well done DD, you can do the next one too mate. I'm off for a San Miguel or two and Stacy Dooley. |
How did you get onat the Neighbours yesterday mate?. I hate it when the Mrs lumps surprises on me like that. I've got to go xmas shopping along leigh on sea broadway in an hour on the hunt for artisan items of some nature that always end up in the loft, untouched by the hand of man.
Pointless.
I'm Still glowing from yesterdays win. The boys showed more grit and fighting spirit Than Jonathon E in the Tokyo Dome. Magic. [Post edited 16 Dec 2018 11:43]
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| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 13:19 - Dec 16 with 1512 views | Silverfoxqpr |
| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 11:36 - Dec 16 by Discodroids |
How did you get onat the Neighbours yesterday mate?. I hate it when the Mrs lumps surprises on me like that. I've got to go xmas shopping along leigh on sea broadway in an hour on the hunt for artisan items of some nature that always end up in the loft, untouched by the hand of man.
Pointless.
I'm Still glowing from yesterdays win. The boys showed more grit and fighting spirit Than Jonathon E in the Tokyo Dome. Magic. [Post edited 16 Dec 2018 11:43]
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We managed 47 minutes mate, had one pint of Hogs Back Christmas Ale, wined about the horrific life it is being a Non Marine Reinsurance Broker this time of year then the Mrs made the (very true) excuse of having to get the spuds on before Strictly.
Good luck with your shopping today, I saw some individual portions of Dundee Marmalade for sale the other day in Leadenhall Market, if all else fails you know where to go!
Brilliant stuff yesterday, wish West Ham would stop winning though, another Monday morning awaits with the Essex boys banging on about the inevitability of their champions league spot. Tw@ts. | | | |
| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 14:10 - Dec 16 with 1460 views | timcocking |
| QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 18:29 - Dec 15 by londonscottish |
You get my poster of the year for that one fellah. Knocked it out of the park. |
Disco gets everybody's vote every year, perhaps that should be the one thing we all agree on thread... |  | | |
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