| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 822505 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:08 - Nov 16 with 6499 views | Rebalhoop |
Went into Macdonalds today,asked for a small shake…
Bloke next to me called me weirdo and told me to get out of the toilets… | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:10 - Nov 16 with 6499 views | Boston |
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left it. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:18 - Nov 16 with 6484 views | Rebalhoop |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:10 - Nov 16 by Boston |
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left it. |
Do you call him Rothmans…
So you can take him for a drag round the park….? | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:37 - Nov 16 with 6466 views | hubble |
Imagine if Una Stubbs had married Idi Amin. Una Amin? |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 00:50 - Nov 17 with 6298 views | Boston |
I hear Sadiq Khan is going to take action against the number of satellites orbiting the Earth.
He's installing parking meteors. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 06:48 - Nov 17 with 6238 views | SK_hoops |
| Corny Joke Warning on 00:50 - Nov 17 by Boston |
I hear Sadiq Khan is going to take action against the number of satellites orbiting the Earth.
He's installing parking meteors. |
I heard they are going to replace him with a female horse. At least you'd still be able to call it the mare of London. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 00:13 - Nov 18 with 6066 views | Boston |
| Corny Joke Warning on 06:48 - Nov 17 by SK_hoops |
I heard they are going to replace him with a female horse. At least you'd still be able to call it the mare of London. |
This will occur at night, right? | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 07:22 - Nov 18 with 6020 views | PlanetHonneywood |
How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning?
Poke her face. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 08:37 - Nov 18 with 5981 views | Rebalhoop |
If I take my Mrs shopping at Poundland,B@M and Home Bargains,
She lets me munch on her nipples …..
It’s tit for tat | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:16 - Nov 18 with 5908 views | Mick_S |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:37 - Nov 16 by hubble |
Imagine if Una Stubbs had married Idi Amin. Una Amin? |
In other news: Beyoncé has married Roy Castle’s son
Beyoncé Castle. Arf. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:58 - Nov 18 with 5889 views | hubble |
That's reminded me Mick, did you know Brian Eno has a brother he's never met, by the name of Howard? | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:58 - Nov 18 with 5840 views | Mick_S |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:58 - Nov 18 by hubble |
That's reminded me Mick, did you know Brian Eno has a brother he's never met, by the name of Howard? |
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| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:50 - Nov 18 with 5731 views | Lblock |
I stole some Moroccan geezers hat in the restaurant I was in earlier
He went mental, saying he was going to smash the gaff up unless it was returned
I wasn’t going to but…….. in the end I had to Fez up |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:45 - Nov 20 with 5519 views | Sonofpugwash |
A priest,a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar.The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll ya have?"
The rabbit says "I dunno,I'm only here because of autocorrect". |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:36 - Nov 20 with 5454 views | Lblock |
| Corny Joke Warning on 09:34 - Aug 30 by Lblock |
A priest, a monk and a rabbit walk into a bar
The barman says to the rabbit "what you having"
The rabbit says "No idea mate - I'm only here because of auto-correct" |
Ahem | |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:20 - Nov 20 with 5418 views | Boston |
Why do you get when an elephant skydives?
A big hole. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:42 - Nov 20 with 5407 views | Boston |
Two atheists go on a date, it all goes rather well, so they return to her house and start undressing.
Her: I know I should have told you this before but, I was a Christian until recently.
Him: No problem, giving up being a Christian is perfectly ok with me.
Her: Thanks, I knew you'd understand, I feel much better now as a Christina. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:28 - Nov 21 with 5223 views | Esox_Lucius |
I decided to gift my family e-readers for Xmas.
You should have seen the smile on the face of the shop assistant when I asked for 4 Kindles. |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:43 - Nov 22 with 5087 views | johann28 |
Very pleased with myself - just finished a jigsaw; only took me 6 months. On the box it said 3-5 years. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:16 - Nov 22 with 4967 views | Esox_Lucius |
My sister scoffed at me when I told her I was going to build a fully operational car out of spaghetti but you should have seen her face when I drove past 'er. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:47 - Nov 24 with 4732 views | Esox_Lucius |
I was walking past the YMCA in town and noticed a teenager sat on the steps stroking a handful of duck feathers.
I said "Young man, there's no need to feel down" | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:17 - Dec 2 with 4528 views | Esox_Lucius |
I had to chastise Dolly Parton for her maths skills today,
Dolly, 9,2,5, is no way to make 11. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:39 - Dec 3 with 4381 views | acricketer |
I went the airport yesterday and disguised myself as luggage. I got carried away! | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 16:41 - Dec 5 with 4234 views | Esox_Lucius |
I noticed a broken down car at the side of the road, steam coming out from under the bonnet, a large pool of oil under the front of the car etc. The owner waved me down and asked me if I could help and did I know anything about cars. I told him sorry, but no, I'm a chiropodist he then asked if I could give him a toe. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:03 - Dec 5 with 4175 views | Sonofpugwash |
Went for a run this morning but had to turn back after two minutes because I had forgotten something.
Forgot I was a fat old git who can't run. | |
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