| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 819016 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:00 - Oct 2 with 6164 views | Lblock |
Managed to snare me a date with some hot woman but she identifies as a wheelie bin
I can't remember if I'm taking her out on a Tuesday or a Wednesday
(I know.... it'll be a rubbish night) [Post edited 31 Oct 2023 21:00]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 09:28 - Oct 11 with 5921 views | johann28 |
I left two tickets for the next home game v Leicester on the dashboard of my car when out shopping yesterday - returned to find the window smashed, and two more added. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 18:55 - Oct 11 with 5753 views | hantssi |
Just got home from the doctors, my wife asked me how I got on.
Great I told her, I’ve had a diagnosis and been given a prescription for daily sex, and handed her the paper smiling.
She took one look and said, it’s “Dyslexia” you dick! | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 08:42 - Oct 16 with 5559 views | hantssi |
“I think My wife is putting glue on all my antique weapons…..She denies it but I’m sticking to my guns” | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 14:48 - Oct 16 with 5451 views | johncharles |
Using my new extra sensitive razor today. When I cut myself it burst into tears. |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 14:51 - Oct 16 with 5449 views | Sonofpugwash |
As I was getting into bed she said.."You're drunk"
"How do you know?" I said.
"You live next door" she said. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:00 - Oct 16 with 5436 views | Boston |
In the spirit of the original post...
What vehicle do shepherds prefer to drive?
Lamborghinis. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:47 - Oct 16 with 5387 views | hantssi |
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 70s American comedy shows.
Happy Days. | | | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 00:18 - Oct 17 with 5261 views | NewBee |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:00 - Oct 16 by Boston |
In the spirit of the original post...
What vehicle do shepherds prefer to drive?
Lamborghinis. |
Lamborgini MyEweRa?
P.S. Could have put an "m" on the end, but nah, my original effort was baaad enough.
I'll get my sheepskin... [Post edited 17 Oct 2023 0:19]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:18 - Oct 17 with 5068 views | Sonofpugwash |
To the person who stole my camouflage jacket and trainers....
you can hide but you can't run. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:23 - Oct 17 with 5000 views | Boston |
When you buy a Tesla, it doesn't come with that new car smell.
It does have an Elon Musk though. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:24 - Oct 17 with 4999 views | Boston |
What car does Jesus drive?
A Christler. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 00:02 - Oct 18 with 4926 views | loftboy |
I have a half brother
“Different mother “ ?
No, shark attack! |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 09:56 - Oct 18 with 4839 views | hubble |
What do you call a messiah with nice eyebrows?
Tweezers Christ. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:12 - Oct 19 with 4709 views | loftboy |
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was
for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden
while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they
were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them
would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with
no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all
the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.
Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly
that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in
nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came
to rest and bent over to pick it up
That's when all the other bells started to ring.... | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 07:29 - Oct 20 with 4620 views | Rebalhoop |
Who came up with the expression one hit wonder,?
Did they come up with any more……? | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:34 - Oct 20 with 4544 views | BlackCrowe |
My dog's learning to speak a foreign language
"Español?"
No, he's a labrador |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 23:22 - Oct 20 with 4483 views | GaryT |
| Corny Joke Warning on 16:18 - Oct 17 by Sonofpugwash |
To the person who stole my camouflage jacket and trainers....
you can hide but you can't run. |
Pretty certain the thief was in a wheelchair or on crutches...sorry pugs. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:51 - Oct 31 with 4211 views | Rebalhoop |
There’s one thing I hate about Halloween,which is…… | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:03 - Oct 31 with 4183 views | Lblock |
| Corny Joke Warning on 16:18 - Oct 17 by Sonofpugwash |
To the person who stole my camouflage jacket and trainers....
you can hide but you can't run. |
I came second in a camouflage competition once.........
They couldn't find a winner | |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:33 - Oct 31 with 4143 views | loftboy |
5 ants rented a flat with another 5 ants, now they’re tenants! | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:12 - Nov 10 with 3843 views | Rebalhoop |
Help…my mates got a quality street stuck in his throat
The big purple one?
Yes,that’s him…. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:06 - Nov 11 with 3651 views | loftboy |
Do you know why Billy Joels clothes are wet?
He didn’t start the dryer | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:45 - Nov 11 with 3569 views | DesertBoot |
“I had a blood test this morning”.
“Fast?”
“Yes I was in and out in ten minutes”. |  |
| Wish I could be like David Watts |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 18:53 - Nov 16 with 3345 views | Esox_Lucius |
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink and now I am in A&E waiting to be seen. |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
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