| Things People Never Say 10:04 - Jul 15 with 13153 views | Dorse |
Following on from Clive's Twitter offerings, may I also include:
'I love your Crocs' |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Things People Never Say on 06:55 - Jul 19 with 2303 views | PlanetHonneywood |
No, that's Mr. Trump's actual colour/hair/level of interest/response/form of tweeting/Russian bosses*
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| Things People Never Say on 07:18 - Jul 19 with 2293 views | essextaxiboy |
| Things People Never Say on 06:55 - Jul 19 by PlanetHonneywood |
No, that's Mr. Trump's actual colour/hair/level of interest/response/form of tweeting/Russian bosses*
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That Adele song his really cheered me up .. |  | | |
| Things People Never Say on 08:56 - Jul 19 with 2254 views | Hitch |
At the end of the day we are all so fcking irrelevant. |  | | |
| Things People Never Say on 12:20 - Jul 19 with 2200 views | Dorse |
'Oh good, the New Age Travellers have returned...' | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Things People Never Say on 12:25 - Jul 19 with 2193 views | Metallica_Hoop |
That Doom band were really lively.
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| Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent |
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| Things People Never Say on 12:33 - Jul 19 with 2175 views | Lancashirehoop |
| Things People Never Say on 12:25 - Jul 19 by Metallica_Hoop |
That Doom band were really lively.
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'1-0 up and ten minutes to go, we're home and dry'
'1-0 down and ten minutes to go - there's still time to get an equaliser' |  |
| Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean we're not all against you. |
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| Things People Never Say on 12:39 - Jul 19 with 2168 views | paesanu |
Sorry Rachel Riley I'm late for work, I'll get someone else to come help you with that stuck zip. |  |
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| Things People Never Say on 13:04 - Jul 19 with 2145 views | FredManRave |
Oh Good. Another Brexit thread. |  |
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| Things People Never Say on 13:27 - Jul 19 with 2129 views | hopphoops |
I can't wait for the next international break. |  |
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| Things People Never Say on 06:57 - Jul 20 with 2056 views | Konk |
"The Doctor's given me a week to live. I just wish I'd spent more time at work and less time with my family and friends. I still can't believe I missed coffee with a prospective client to watch my son's school play - what was I thinking?". |  |
| Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts |
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| Things People Never Say on 07:38 - Jul 20 with 2028 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Gary Lineker earns £1.8m per year, Robbie Savage must be on double that! | |
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| Things People Never Say on 09:36 - Jul 20 with 1983 views | Hitch |
After we make love and I sober up, and as you lie next to me I would fcken near chew my arm off to get away from you. | | | |
| Things People Never Say on 10:46 - Jul 20 with 1952 views | Dorse |
'Arise, Sir Noel Edmonds' | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Things People Never Say on 10:48 - Jul 20 with 1946 views | 1BobbyHazell |
Turns out that GetWestLondon exclusive was spot on, again. |  | | |
| Things People Never Say on 14:47 - Jul 20 with 1886 views | Tonto |
"Football fans want more voice. Therefore let's split up the live games so they have to pay for 2 subscription channels if they want to see it all"
Oh hang on... someone DID say that...  |  |
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| Things People Never Say on 15:00 - Jul 20 with 1867 views | johncharles |
No thanks, I won't have another beer |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Things People Never Say on 19:40 - Jul 20 with 1800 views | FredManRave |
I miss Harry Redknapp. | |
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| Things People Never Say on 08:26 - Jul 21 with 1724 views | Dorse |
'That man-bag makes you look really sophisticated. Where can I get one?' | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Things People Never Say on 09:07 - Jul 21 with 1710 views | headhoops |
Excuse me one moment whilst I suddenly stop, causing you to crash into me and blocking your path so I can take another meaningless selfie. |  |
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| Things People Never Say on 09:21 - Jul 21 with 1691 views | enfieldargh |
If only we still had Bob Malcolm |  |
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| Things People Never Say on 10:08 - Jul 21 with 1667 views | Stanisgod |
What date are the play offs this season ? |  |
| It's being so happy that keeps me going. |
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| Things People Never Say on 10:24 - Jul 21 with 1659 views | 1BobbyHazell |
We here at (insert name of any football club or organisation) would like to thank Mike Rigg for the excellent work he has done for us over the years. His unique vision and all round excellence have not only led to immediate successes but also guaranteed our long term future and stability. Many thanks Mike. | | | |
| Things People Never Say on 10:29 - Jul 21 with 1653 views | WrightUp5hit___ |
"Those QPR fans are totally in harmony, they really do have a unity of purpose" |  | | |
| Things People Never Say on 10:38 - Jul 21 with 1637 views | PlanetHonneywood |
QPR manager (insert name) is now the longest serving manager in the league. | |
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| Things People Never Say on 10:39 - Jul 21 with 1637 views | SimonJames |
| Things People Never Say on 10:29 - Jul 21 by WrightUp5hit___ |
"Those QPR fans are totally in harmony, they really do have a unity of purpose" |
Spend Saturday at Ikea and then all Sunday putting together flatpack furniture? That's a fantastic idea darling! |  |
| 100% of people who drink water will die. |
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