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Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... 06:08 - Mar 7 with 2783 views

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Amazing really. We've been advised to knock one out at work to relieve our stress and now a whole month is dedicated to the practice. Maybe Kim should have a date with the one eyed snake instead of knocking out missiles??

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 07:57 - Mar 7 with 2710 views

enfieldargh

Bogs at half time will be busy

	captains fantastic
Poll:	SWEET F'IN CAROLINE. Played every half time

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 08:27 - Mar 7 with 2686 views

WokingR

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 07:57 - Mar 7 by enfieldargh
Bogs at half time will be busy

They already are but at least now we know why
That's presumably also why we no longer see bog rolls thrown onto the pitch any more

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 08:32 - Mar 7 with 2673 views

BazzaInTheLoft

National Masturbation Month?

Pull the other one.

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 08:36 - Mar 7 with 2663 views

WokingR

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 08:32 - Mar 7 by BazzaInTheLoft
National Masturbation Month? Pull the other one.

Don't mock this Bazza
I've already drawn up a serious training plan for March and April as I don't want to go into May cold and end up with a strain.

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 08:54 - Mar 7 with 2645 views

enfieldargh

is it mutual masturbation month or just single masturbation?

Are there any courses or is it just self help?

	captains fantastic
Poll:	SWEET F'IN CAROLINE. Played every half time

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 09:46 - Mar 7 with 2599 views

WokingR

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 08:54 - Mar 7 by enfieldargh
is it mutual masturbation month or just single masturbation? Are there any courses or is it just self help?

Amateurs !

I'll help this once but after that you're on your own

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 10:00 - Mar 7 with 2585 views

hoof_hearted

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 08:36 - Mar 7 by WokingR
Don't mock this Bazza I've already drawn up a serious training plan for March and April as I don't want to go into May cold and end up with a strain.

Like you're not always 100% match fit

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 12:48 - Mar 7 with 2471 views

PlanetHonneywood

Might shed some light on why Sandro was always out with a pulled muscle. Fokker was in deep training for May.

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Poll:	Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 13:05 - Mar 7 with 2448 views

Dorse

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 08:54 - Mar 7 by enfieldargh
is it mutual masturbation month or just single masturbation? Are there any courses or is it just self help?

It'd be like some horrifying version of Auld Lang Syne.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 13:39 - Mar 7 with 2403 views

stowmarketrange

Our only game in May is away at Norwich and their ground has w@nkers on all 4 sides of it.

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 13:49 - Mar 7 with 2387 views

kensalriser

You've come early.

Poll:

QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 13:49 - Mar 7 with 2386 views

AgedR

Wonder how they came to choose May.

Toss up?

Poll:

Who do we want out of the way?

Did ya know? May is National Masturbation Month..... on 15:05 - Mar 7 with 2305 views

blacky200

Someone told me to get one of these to help.

Didn't do a thing for me.

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