| When I Die 01:37 - Nov 23 with 2432 views | Boston |
....I want to go peacefully, like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. |  |
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| When I Die on 13:25 - Nov 23 with 2036 views | hoof_hearted |
Ignoring the joke so old that Ronnie Corbett would have rejected it...
My friend's dad was 78, had a double cream tea, saw the wind blow a girl's skirt up to reveal a shapely pair of plump buttocks in a thong, went home and had a sleep in his armchair and never woke up.
That's the best death ever. |  | | |
| When I Die on 13:31 - Nov 23 with 2024 views | stowmarketrange |
| When I Die on 13:25 - Nov 23 by hoof_hearted |
Ignoring the joke so old that Ronnie Corbett would have rejected it...
My friend's dad was 78, had a double cream tea, saw the wind blow a girl's skirt up to reveal a shapely pair of plump buttocks in a thong, went home and had a sleep in his armchair and never woke up.
That's the best death ever. |
Surely it's got be listening to "We are the champions" being played at Loftus Road as we win the Premier League or Champions League.
And not having it interrupted by a speech from briatori. |  | | |
| When I Die on 13:56 - Nov 23 with 1983 views | SimonJames |
| When I Die on 13:31 - Nov 23 by stowmarketrange |
Surely it's got be listening to "We are the champions" being played at Loftus Road as we win the Premier League or Champions League.
And not having it interrupted by a speech from briatori. |
Mine will probably be a wrecking ball accident caused by lack of concentration whilst excitedly knocking down Stamford Bridge. |  |
| 100% of people who drink water will die. |
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| When I Die on 14:48 - Nov 23 with 1914 views | hoof_hearted |
| When I Die on 13:56 - Nov 23 by SimonJames |
Mine will probably be a wrecking ball accident caused by lack of concentration whilst excitedly knocking down Stamford Bridge. |
Nice theory but it's going to be happening anyway soon...and replaced by what looks like a beautiful place to watch football. Sad but true...they're in a different stratosphere to us. I'm thinking of hating Fulham and Brentford instead...it's just that I can't fake it! | | | |
| When I Die on 15:44 - Nov 23 with 1860 views | WokingR |
| When I Die on 14:48 - Nov 23 by hoof_hearted |
Nice theory but it's going to be happening anyway soon...and replaced by what looks like a beautiful place to watch football. Sad but true...they're in a different stratosphere to us. I'm thinking of hating Fulham and Brentford instead...it's just that I can't fake it! |
Focus man, focus !
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| When I Die on 16:09 - Nov 23 with 1832 views | FDC |
I'd like to go in a nuclear war, precipitated by mass climate-migration,a global shift towards nationalist politics, and a failing economic model.
I'm feeling lucky. |  | | |
| When I Die on 16:11 - Nov 23 with 1822 views | Dorse |
I want to be dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| When I Die on 16:13 - Nov 23 with 1810 views | stowmarketrange |
| When I Die on 16:11 - Nov 23 by Dorse |
I want to be dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians. |
Plain,milk or white? | | | |
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| When I Die on 16:13 - Nov 23 with 1809 views | JAPRANGERS |
| When I Die on 16:11 - Nov 23 by Dorse |
I want to be dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians. |
Sorry mate, Holloway already bagged that one.... |  | | |
| When I Die on 16:18 - Nov 23 with 1799 views | Dorse |
I don't mind which kind of lesbians I get thrown to. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| When I Die on 17:31 - Nov 23 with 1715 views | CroydonCaptJack |
| When I Die on 13:25 - Nov 23 by hoof_hearted |
Ignoring the joke so old that Ronnie Corbett would have rejected it...
My friend's dad was 78, had a double cream tea, saw the wind blow a girl's skirt up to reveal a shapely pair of plump buttocks in a thong, went home and had a sleep in his armchair and never woke up.
That's the best death ever. |
If Carlesberg did deaths. |  | | |
| When I Die on 17:38 - Nov 23 with 1704 views | johncharles |
| When I Die on 16:11 - Nov 23 by Dorse |
I want to be dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians. |
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| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| When I Die on 17:59 - Nov 23 with 1682 views | johncharles |
Anyway, when the good Lord comes to call I shall be otherwise engaged.
With two lesbians dipped in chocolate as I watch highlights of the '76 season. | |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| When I Die on 21:52 - Nov 23 with 1546 views | GloryHunter |
It was Bob Monkhouse's gag: "I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers." |  | | |
| When I Die on 22:53 - Nov 23 with 1487 views | PunteR |
I’ve got this horrible feeling. If there is such a thing as reincarnation, knowing my luck, I’ll come back as me. |  |
| Occasional providers of half decent House music. |
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| When I Die on 23:23 - Nov 23 with 1461 views | Boston |
| When I Die on 22:53 - Nov 23 by PunteR |
I’ve got this horrible feeling. If there is such a thing as reincarnation, knowing my luck, I’ll come back as me. |
Think big, surely every punt can dream of becoming the Titanic? | |
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| When I Die on 23:32 - Nov 23 with 1445 views | PunteR |
| When I Die on 23:23 - Nov 23 by Boston |
Think big, surely every punt can dream of becoming the Titanic? |
Id rather be a small flat bottomed boat that floats | |
| Occasional providers of half decent House music. |
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| When I Die on 23:52 - Nov 23 with 1436 views | FredManRave |
| When I Die on 23:32 - Nov 23 by PunteR |
Id rather be a small flat bottomed boat that floats |
There could be a thread in there although probably not as popular as the flat roofed pub one.
Still, anything is possible on LFW. A few days ago TacticalR was quoting Joseph de Maistre and then today I'm sure I saw somebody quoting Rodney from Only Fools And Horses! |  |
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| When I Die on 23:53 - Nov 23 with 1433 views | FDC |
| When I Die on 23:32 - Nov 23 by PunteR |
Id rather be a small flat bottomed boat that floats |
Classic football chant | | | |
| When I Die on 00:01 - Nov 24 with 1424 views | PunteR |
| When I Die on 23:52 - Nov 23 by FredManRave |
There could be a thread in there although probably not as popular as the flat roofed pub one.
Still, anything is possible on LFW. A few days ago TacticalR was quoting Joseph de Maistre and then today I'm sure I saw somebody quoting Rodney from Only Fools And Horses! |
Well spotted the Rodney quote.
You've won a t-shirt from the small flat-bottomed boat appreciation society .. | |
| Occasional providers of half decent House music. |
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| When I Die on 00:13 - Nov 24 with 1408 views | FredManRave |
| When I Die on 00:01 - Nov 24 by PunteR |
Well spotted the Rodney quote.
You've won a t-shirt from the small flat-bottomed boat appreciation society .. |
Just got it. Thanks.
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| When I Die on 00:36 - Nov 24 with 1390 views | PunteR |
| When I Die on 00:13 - Nov 24 by FredManRave |
Just got it. Thanks.
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I couldn't find an Odemwingie in a dinghy one.. | |
| Occasional providers of half decent House music. |
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| When I Die on 00:46 - Nov 24 with 1374 views | FredManRave |
| When I Die on 00:36 - Nov 24 by PunteR |
I couldn't find an Odemwingie in a dinghy one.. |
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| When I Die on 13:16 - Nov 24 with 1228 views | DannyPaddox |
| When I Die on 13:25 - Nov 23 by hoof_hearted |
Ignoring the joke so old that Ronnie Corbett would have rejected it...
My friend's dad was 78, had a double cream tea, saw the wind blow a girl's skirt up to reveal a shapely pair of plump buttocks in a thong, went home and had a sleep in his armchair and never woke up.
That's the best death ever. |
Eight and seventy
Cream tease breeze above the knees
Scone smiles eternal
A wonderful story. Brought the haiku out in me. |  | | |
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