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Chelski moving 18:35 - May 11 with 25477 viewsHollowayRanger

The Blues want to relocate to Wembley for three years and a £20m-a-year deal has reportedly been agreed.But they have also held talks with the London Legacy Development Corporation (LLDC) about a temporary move to the Olympic Stadium, which will become West Ham's home from next season.It would mean West Ham receiving a significant discount on their £2.5m-a-year rent for the 60,000-seater stadium.

Chelsea are also understood to be considering a switch to Twickenham


Remind me how much are wet spam paying per season?

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Chelski moving on 12:41 - May 18 with 1288 viewsMick_S

Chelski moving on 12:13 - May 18 by Phildo

Haemorrhoids is a word almost never set in school spelling tests which is a shame as 50% of adults will experience them at one time or another and they may need to write about their experience one day.



Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Chelski moving on 13:06 - May 18 with 1261 viewsJeff

Chelski moving on 10:47 - May 18 by Northernr

Just to come back to this vital issue and let you know that last night, thankfully, the Thameslink trains were not disrupted from Elephant and Castle, so after a 4-1 win and a quick shower I was able to get home in good time for most of the Hull v Derby game.


Congratulations on your win.

We Lost 10-8 to an Accountancy Firm last night. In my defence, half of their team appeared to be semi-professional, and one hit a shot so hard it literally travelled through time, it was behind me before he'd actually hit it.

we're chalking it up as a heroic defeat.

Can we not knock it?

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Chelski moving on 13:09 - May 18 with 1257 viewsR_from_afar

Chelski moving on 18:28 - May 13 by johann28

Quite a bit, depending on how long you have. Cows love being milked. Any members on here familiar with the cover of Atom Heart Mother by Pink Floyd? Well, the reason they look so happy was that they'd just been milked. To answer your question, they are heavy f**krs, and I wouldn't try pushing them over (it's known as 'cow tipping' in the trade) as they are well aware of their surrounding and can get quite aggressive if suddenly surprised. A 2005 study led by Margo Lillie, a zoologist at the University of British Columbia, concluded that cow tipping would require a force of nearly 3,000 newtons (670 lbf), and is therefore impossible to accomplish by a single person. Her calculations found that it would take at least two people to apply enough force to push over a cow if the cow did not react and reorient its footing. If the cow did react, it would take at least four people to push it over.


Talking of Pink Floyd, I always thought it a shame that they didn't produce an Animals 2. I rather like the idea of a track listing as follows:

1 - Donkeys on the wing part 1 (dedicated to Stefan Moore)
2 - Cows
3 - Ducks
4 - Turkeys (surely a Christmas number one in waiting?)
5 - Donkeys on the wing part 2 (dedicated to Eric Sabin)

Perhaps Gilmour has some offcuts lying around which he could polish up and release as said album?

RFA

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Chelski moving on 00:21 - May 19 with 1152 viewsFredManRave

Chelski moving on 12:13 - May 18 by Phildo

Haemorrhoids is a word almost never set in school spelling tests which is a shame as 50% of adults will experience them at one time or another and they may need to write about their experience one day.


They're spelt Hemorrhoids.


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Chelski moving on 10:16 - May 19 with 1097 viewsLongsufferingR

Chelski moving on 00:21 - May 19 by FredManRave

They're spelt Hemorrhoids.



Phildo was indeed correct

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/haemorrhoid
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