| Things creeping into football that get on your tits 12:04 - Jul 14 with 10534 views | Darran |
I'll go first.
The word WORLDY.
Just f*ck off is it. |  |
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| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 11:09 - Jul 15 with 2159 views | jackal |
Diving, feigning injury, tattoos and the constant use of the word "unbelievable". |  | | |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 11:24 - Jul 15 with 2153 views | Swansea_Viking |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 06:24 - Jul 15 by Gowerjack |
Rogers speak...
Ie refering to his squad as "this group"
Monk also guilty of this. |
Mobile Phones.
Especially when eleventy one dozen peeps hold them up in front of me obscuring my view to film / photograph something of mind numbing tedium or complete irrelevance. Who you gonna show it to who will be in the remote bit interested?
Using the phone at the match where they get on my moobs by yakking away all game.
Selfies with players. No sorry…Selfies full stop. |  |
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| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 11:26 - Jul 15 with 2152 views | Dewi1jack |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 07:47 - Jul 15 by LeonisGod |
You seem a bit tents about this  |
He's gone off tee pee because he's 2 tents.
Sorry 
Advertising boards facing the crowd.
Sky moving games when you've booked a hotel and travel.
Watered down/ sh1te beer at the game
Andy Carroll.
Shawcross, Adam, in fact the whole Stoke RFC ethic and team
Odemtw@ for his unprovoked attack on Tayls
Arseole Whingers refusal to go and get his eye sight tested (not a recent phenomena!) |  |
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| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 11:32 - Jul 15 with 2145 views | Dyfnant |
Media coverage for West Ham with the Olympics move. 'Play the West Ham way' they must mean shite
Fans actually believing the repeated increase in TV money is good for us.
Always happened but bugging me more is the annual w-nkfest with the newest English 'talent' |  |
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| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 11:33 - Jul 15 with 2145 views | Dyfnant |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 19:08 - Jul 14 by Gowerjack |
Organised clapping at an agreed time to "honour" something or somebody. |
This. Do it once and leave it be FFS | |
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| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 11:42 - Jul 15 with 2165 views | sherpajacob |
Clueless pundits saying we need to hold onto player x or player y in order to survive in the pl. |  |
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| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 12:29 - Jul 15 with 2122 views | Millie |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 11:33 - Jul 15 by Dyfnant |
This. Do it once and leave it be FFS |
19:27, chuckle |  | | |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 13:00 - Jul 15 with 2092 views | Dewi1jack |
Think I'm turning into a whinging old b'stard as an awful lot here gets on my moobies.
Clapping our EX players, who are trying to BEAT US for their new masters, when they don't celebrate scoring against us.
Football supporters have gone soft  | |
| If you wake up breathing, thats a good start to your day and you'll make many thousands of people envious. |
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| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 13:07 - Jul 15 with 2082 views | SwaneeRiver |
"Early Doors" in commentary | | | |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 15:54 - Jul 15 with 2031 views | Rico1983 |
"I'm a bigger/better/older fan than you" attitudes.
Patronising national media coverage.
Peter Drury. [Post edited 15 Jul 2015 15:55]
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| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 16:05 - Jul 15 with 2021 views | airedale |
Moving the screen that you couldn't read, to a new place where you can't read it from your new seat. [Post edited 15 Jul 2015 18:51]
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| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 16:54 - Jul 15 with 1988 views | JFSwan |
When gabby logan stands in for Gary liniker on MOTD.
Oh, and when football highlight shows are in past tense, " then they went up the other end and scored" no need to watch the next 25 seconds then | | | |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 17:01 - Jul 15 with 1983 views | LeonisGod |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 11:33 - Jul 15 by Dyfnant |
This. Do it once and leave it be FFS |
One clap? That seems a bit tight. |  | | |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 20:47 - Jul 15 with 1913 views | karnataka |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 12:54 - Jul 14 by Pegojack |
Paying a 'booking fee' of £3 when you buy a ticket on-line.
It's like "yeah, thanks for the money for the ticket, oh, and I nearly forgot, here's another £3 charge just for the pleasure of doing business with us, and count yourself lucky we don't charge you another £2 for sending you this message, you snivelling piece of sh1t". |
I didn't realise they knew you that well! |  | | |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 12:22 - Jul 16 with 1796 views | whiterock |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 20:47 - Jul 15 by karnataka |
I didn't realise they knew you that well! |
If you don't want to know the score, look away now | | | |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 14:23 - Jul 16 with 1749 views | Highjack |
Over analysis of games with arrows and sliders and all sorts of crazy hindsight related gizmos to show who should be the escaped goat for every goal.
Over reliance and obsession with pointless stats. Only one stat ever means anything. People who quote said pointless stats to back up their pointless argument. We do miss you though Matt.
Alan Shearer criticising players for diving or committing dirty fouls when he made a career out of elbowing people in the face and stamping on them.
The insistence of the media that women's football is of good quality. I'm not knocking it, it's entertaining and it's great that it's becoming popular, but they'd get walloped by Welsh league teams.
Stupid f ucking questionnaires on forums started with the words "insert team name here fan in peace"
"Five things we learned this week" articles.
We'll sing on our own.
Fully grown blokes at Big club games down the front filming the likes of Rooney warming up on their phones. |  |
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| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 14:44 - Jul 16 with 1740 views | Rancid |
The saga and constant speculation whether Man Utd will sign a certain player.
Liverpool FC
Michu
Chico
Instagram
Atmosphere at games
Big screens that serve no purpose
''Sources'' within clubs
Referees calling players by their first names.
Dean Saunders' face. |  | | |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 16:25 - Jul 16 with 1691 views | Pegojack |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 20:47 - Jul 15 by karnataka |
I didn't realise they knew you that well! |
Remind me to give you a slap the first time I see you in the Globe in August. And no hiding behind Phil! |  | | |
| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 19:53 - Jul 16 with 1606 views | caerleon_jack |
Two things:
1) as per Darran's original post, the term "worldy". Makes me cringe every time a grown adult, especially one that's supposed to be a serious journalist, uses it.
2) TalkSPORT, in particular Darren Gough. Being an ex cricketer who spent most of his career drunk makes him an expert on what it's like to be a professional footballer. Can barely string a sentence together and always sounds like a moron. Uses the term "worldy". |  |
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| Things creeping into football that get on your tits on 11:04 - Jul 17 with 1511 views | whiterock |
The fattest Newcastle fan bare chested in February, what does that prove, your Newcastle's number 1 fan? no, it proves your a tw*t | | | |
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