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Arsenhole Match Fred 09:31 - Mar 4 with 12597 views

I have spent the morning since dawn at the top of the imposing Fontmell downs, clad in a shimmering samite toga, taking auguries from the sacrificial Bernard Matthews Turkey Drummers. After propitiating Odin with the tears of an albino she-deer and casting the runes made from chopsticks stolen from the Fat-Chan restaurant and mah-Jong opium den, I have come to the following conclusions.

1. QPR will win. It will be magnificent.
2. The TV coverage will, at some point, focus in on a small boy in an Arsenal shirt crying and being comforted by his Dad and a woman (preferably young and attractive but most likely looking like Olive off On The Buses) with her hands linked behind her neck looking anguished. This will provoke gales of laughter I the Dorse household.
3. The stream will inevitably hang or buffer at exactly the time when Charlie rises above Mertesacker and thumps the ball home from a Phillips cross. Shortly after this Mrs D will enter the room and inquire as to what all the swearing is about.
4. Arsene Wenger will still look like a melted Jurgen Klinsmann.

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Arsenhole Match Fred on 17:29 - Mar 4 with 3227 views

TacticalR

Arsenhole Match Fred on 10:22 - Mar 4 by scot1963
this week has been poo so far so am expecting a drubbing but secretly hoping that we are back from the break and have been honed into a magnificent well drilled fighting machine

They have been tempered in the furnace of the desert.

Air hostess clique

Arsenhole Match Fred on 17:39 - Mar 4 with 3192 views

Discodroids

" oh hello...im looking to locate a player with less movement than sandy from 'crossroads and who must possess the crude bludgeoning first touch of the Yorkshire Ripper in his prime circa 1977, to play Arsenal tonight - it is rather old? You do? Oh, oh, that's wonderful...Bobby Zamora You Say !"

"my name ?..Oh Yes ,, Ramsey......Christopher leroy Ramsey.."

[Post edited 4 Mar 2015 18:41]

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

Arsenhole Match Fred on 17:54 - Mar 4 with 3156 views

BrianMcCarthy

Fancy this to be a draw, maybe 2-2.

I can't see us holding the out, but I think we'll have organisation and a fast tempo after a week to get it right. That, and the home crowd under lights, means we'll have chances.

I'm optimistic.

	"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll:	Player of the Year (so far)

Arsenhole Match Fred on 18:01 - Mar 4 with 3146 views

HantsR

We've just had a new grandson this weekend and I've been trying some subliminal manipulation, whispering in his ear, to influence and enlist a new Rs supporter. A good result tonight would help persuade him although he seems unimpressed so far.

Arsenhole Match Fred on 18:05 - Mar 4 with 3138 views

headhoops

Missing this one as in Cape Town where yesterday it was almost 40 degrees - sun has mushed my brains so I'm going for 1-1 Sanchez and charlie

Poll:

Remy - can he play in the playoffs - who's opening post is the best?

Arsenhole Match Fred on 18:20 - Mar 4 with 3088 views

ScubaHoop

Arsenhole Match Fred on 17:39 - Mar 4 by Discodroids
" oh hello...im looking to locate a player with less movement than sandy from 'crossroads and who must possess the crude bludgeoning first touch of the Yorkshire Ripper in his prime circa 1977, to play Arsenal tonight - it is rather old? You do? Oh, oh, that's wonderful...Bobby Zamora You Say !" "my name ?..Oh Yes ,, Ramsey......Christopher leroy Ramsey.." [Post edited 4 Mar 2015 18:41]

I want to like this twice.

That said 2:1 to the R's with Disco's favourite geriatric getting the winner 12 minutes from time.

Arsenhole Match Fred on 18:23 - Mar 4 with 3080 views

BklynRanger

I'm recording it and watching it later so 'bon chance' everyone.

I hope and intend to be wrong but I expect it to look like a creditable score draw until the 70-somethingth minute when they'll edge it and finish in comfort the kunts.

Arsenhole Match Fred on 18:47 - Mar 4 with 2992 views

Hoop_Du_Jour

Arsenhole Match Fred on 18:49 - Mar 4 with 2953 views

08olesen

Arsenhole Match Fred on 18:47 - Mar 4 by Hoop_Du_Jour

We have legs in that team, and i have a feeling we will be chasing the ball, so that is good but 442 is ambitious against a good passing side. Glad Hoilett has got his chance under CR, he needs to step up now like MP did.

Poll:

Who will the other play off

Arsenhole Match Fred on 18:49 - Mar 4 with 2948 views

Hoop_Du_Jour

Pacy looking team, let's hope they can do summat with it

Arsenhole Match Fred on 18:50 - Mar 4 with 2946 views

ozranger

Arsenhole Match Fred on 18:47 - Mar 4 by Hoop_Du_Jour

Well, that's a team for the young and the old!

Arsenhole Match Fred on 18:51 - Mar 4 with 2932 views

LimerickR

Koscielny on bench for Arsenal, their defence is infinitely weaker without him so hope we can take advantage.

Arsenhole Match Fred on 18:54 - Mar 4 with 2889 views

RickyDicky

With the exception of swp , the bench looks ok too.

Poll:

Where will we finish next Year. Starting early.

Arsenhole Match Fred on 18:56 - Mar 4 with 2859 views

BklynRanger

I wonder if Vargas will get proper minutes tonight? Would've thought he could be more effective against Mertesacker than BZ.

Hoilett needs to show the same improvement that Phillips has.

(No subject) (n/t) on 19:01 - Mar 4 with 2798 views

adhoc_qpr

No centre mid cover for Sandro though - is Doughty injured?

[Post edited 4 Mar 2015 19:03]

Arsenhole Match Fred on 19:02 - Mar 4 with 2755 views

itsbiga

SWP with plenty of fast breaks over the goal line....goal kick.

Poll:

Serious concern we'll double drop?

(No subject) (n/t) on 19:08 - Mar 4 with 2708 views

stansleftfoot

(No subject) (n/t) on 19:01 - Mar 4 by adhoc_qpr
No centre mid cover for Sandro though - is Doughty injured? [Post edited 4 Mar 2015 19:03]

My concern is Sandro getting on Kevin Friends nerves....this referee is substantially the worst in the Prem.
Friend could be a match winner as he blows and blows preventing Arsenal getting their passing game going.
The downside is his relentless Yellow Carding could soon catch up with an eager Sandro.

Arsenhole Match Fred on 19:09 - Mar 4 with 2700 views

CamberleyR

Arsenhole Match Fred on 17:39 - Mar 4 by Discodroids
" oh hello...im looking to locate a player with less movement than sandy from 'crossroads and who must possess the crude bludgeoning first touch of the Yorkshire Ripper in his prime circa 1977, to play Arsenal tonight - it is rather old? You do? Oh, oh, that's wonderful...Bobby Zamora You Say !" "my name ?..Oh Yes ,, Ramsey......Christopher leroy Ramsey.." [Post edited 4 Mar 2015 18:41]

I've nearly spat my tea over my MacBook you swine!

Poll:

Which is the worst QPR team?

Arsenhole Match Fred on 19:23 - Mar 4 with 2589 views

Westy75

Arsenhole Match Fred on 17:39 - Mar 4 by Discodroids
" oh hello...im looking to locate a player with less movement than sandy from 'crossroads and who must possess the crude bludgeoning first touch of the Yorkshire Ripper in his prime circa 1977, to play Arsenal tonight - it is rather old? You do? Oh, oh, that's wonderful...Bobby Zamora You Say !" "my name ?..Oh Yes ,, Ramsey......Christopher leroy Ramsey.." [Post edited 4 Mar 2015 18:41]

Arsenhole Match Fred on 19:24 - Mar 4 with 2576 views

SpiritofGregory

Arsenhole Match Fred on 17:39 - Mar 4 by Discodroids
" oh hello...im looking to locate a player with less movement than sandy from 'crossroads and who must possess the crude bludgeoning first touch of the Yorkshire Ripper in his prime circa 1977, to play Arsenal tonight - it is rather old? You do? Oh, oh, that's wonderful...Bobby Zamora You Say !" "my name ?..Oh Yes ,, Ramsey......Christopher leroy Ramsey.." [Post edited 4 Mar 2015 18:41]

What a blast from the past Disco!!