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When a young player gets poached by a bigger club it rarely ever works out for them. Sterling goes to Liverpool and ends up being the first foetus to play for England in the World Cup and is brilliant. I bet if he played for us still he'd be shit now. We'd find a way.
Faurlin. Genuinely nice guy and the only 'classy' midfielder we've had in a while who actually seems to care and be any good. Three ACLs in three years. F*ck.
Chelsea. Our biggest rivals. They get a billionaire investor. They then win everything including the Champions League. They then go on to have the worst ever go at defending the trophy and end up in the Europa League and still manage to f*cking win that as well. Will probably win the league this year too.
End up with the peoples' choice for England manager and get relegated. Admittedly he's got us back up by the skin of Bobby Zamora's teeth but even so.
End up with a terrible manager (Hughes) who then goes onto Stoke and makes them better.
Shaun Wright-Phillips. He's played for England so many times and is literally unable to play football when you put him in a QPR shirt.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
In the past 14 years we've been to the national stadium on two occasions (Wembley was shut when we went to Cardiff) been promoted on 3 occasions, once as champions and once by winning the playoffs at Wembley. There's not too many clubs that can say that they have done that. We've had more success than many
In the past 14 years we've been to the national stadium on two occasions (Wembley was shut when we went to Cardiff) been promoted on 3 occasions, once as champions and once by winning the playoffs at Wembley. There's not too many clubs that can say that they have done that. We've had more success than many
In the past 14 years we've been to the national stadium on two occasions (Wembley was shut when we went to Cardiff) been promoted on 3 occasions, once as champions and once by winning the playoffs at Wembley. There's not too many clubs that can say that they have done that. We've had more success than many
We get promoted at Wembley, yes. And what happens the next season? We finish bottom. Who finishes as Champions? Fking Chelsea. Curse.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
FA Cup third round. Everyone's favourite day of the season.
Except when you're cursed to relive this shit every time. It's like we're Bill Murray in Groundhog Day but there's no Andie MacDowell to shag. The only thing getting dicked is QPR.
Worst FA Cup side ever. And, in the words of Windows from The Thing, it's gonna get a hell of a lot worse before it gets any better!
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
FA Cup third round. Everyone's favourite day of the season.
Except when you're cursed to relive this shit every time. It's like we're Bill Murray in Groundhog Day but there's no Andie MacDowell to shag. The only thing getting dicked is QPR.
Worst FA Cup side ever. And, in the words of Windows from The Thing, it's gonna get a hell of a lot worse before it gets any better!
Who are you kidding? It never gets any better.
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
On the bright side Ingram looks more Rob Green than Rob Green.
Rob Green, like football generally, is fking dead to me now.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
The music on that is spot on - fantastically depressing, really captures the mood of today whilst reminding me what 8 year old me fell in love with as far as football is concerned.
Money has ruined EVERYTHING about football for me.
Fking hell. Even a video that I thought was going to cheer me up ends up looking and sounding like a trailer for a horror movie. Which I guess in some ways it is.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
The only person ever not cursed by the QPR curse and managed to do with us what he's managed everywhere else (since the Gregory Gypsy curse you'd think) is surely Warnock?
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.