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Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 465303 viewsDiscodroid

state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.



evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.

and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.




musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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Random irritations.. on 09:33 - Sep 1 with 3840 viewsloftboy

Random irritations.. on 22:48 - Aug 31 by CliveWilsonSaid

Why are Plummers called Plumbers?


Isn’t Pliumb Latin for lead or something similar. Hence the chemical code of PB

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Random irritations.. on 11:46 - Sep 1 with 3787 viewshantssi

Random irritations.. on 09:33 - Sep 1 by loftboy

Isn’t Pliumb Latin for lead or something similar. Hence the chemical code of PB


Correct it’s from the Latin plumbum.
I’ve been in the building services industry for over 40 years and the first thing they teach you is;
“As the s**t goes goes down the smell goes up, hot tap on the left and it’s pay day Thursday!”
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Random irritations.. on 15:28 - Sep 1 with 3732 viewsPinnerPaul

Misuse of the words 'literally' and 'unique'

As in 'That quite literally killed me' erm, clearly it didn't! and

'That is quite unique' or even worse 'That is very unique'

SOMETHING IS EITHER UNIQUE OR NOT, THERE ARE NO 'DEGREES' OF UNIQUENESS!

and breathe............................
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Random irritations.. on 15:56 - Sep 1 with 3692 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Random irritations.. on 15:28 - Sep 1 by PinnerPaul

Misuse of the words 'literally' and 'unique'

As in 'That quite literally killed me' erm, clearly it didn't! and

'That is quite unique' or even worse 'That is very unique'

SOMETHING IS EITHER UNIQUE OR NOT, THERE ARE NO 'DEGREES' OF UNIQUENESS!

and breathe............................


That’s very true!

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Random irritations.. on 16:00 - Sep 1 with 3684 viewsMickS

So I turned round and said to him.

Straight?
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Random irritations.. on 19:03 - Sep 1 with 3632 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

I was just in Morrisons for a few groceries. Didn't notice that the barcode tag had dropped of the pineapple (again) until I was on the self service till.

So I told the staff and went back to the shelf to swap the pineapple. When I returned there was a message on the screen.

'Do you need more time - YES/NO'



This seems like an inappropriate question to me.

I opted for YES which seemed to work but in my mind both those answers would be correct.

YES I need more time to continue scanning. NO I don't need more time as I'm back from the Pineapple shelf.
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Random irritations.. on 22:38 - Sep 1 with 3581 viewsloftboy

Being late for some of my deliveries tonight because of that fûcking demo in parliament square. They interviewed one on the radio who said “ we all wore masks and were social distancing “ no you weren’t you lying fûckwit, when I went past(very slowly) you were all jumping about together.

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Random irritations.. on 08:22 - Sep 5 with 3449 viewsWatford_Ranger

Cheques still being a thing in 2020.

My local NatWest being open for a grand total of 25 hours per week.
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Random irritations.. on 09:53 - Sep 5 with 3409 viewsBrianMcCarthy

People who talk to their dead pets on facebook.
"Can't believe you're gone a year already, Moggy"

Ya, because in Pet Heaven they hook cats up on facebook. And they can read now.And speak English. And type replies with their paws.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Random irritations.. on 10:11 - Sep 5 with 3392 viewsHoosWho

Sorry if this has been mentioned before, I’m new here.

The misuse and abuse of the word “like” which a certain type of teen/millennial use to frequently and unnecessarily punctuate sentences.
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Random irritations.. on 10:15 - Sep 5 with 3384 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Random irritations.. on 10:11 - Sep 5 by HoosWho

Sorry if this has been mentioned before, I’m new here.

The misuse and abuse of the word “like” which a certain type of teen/millennial use to frequently and unnecessarily punctuate sentences.


My Niece does that. Being from Cork she also finishes her sentences with 'like'.

"Like, I don't know, like"

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Random irritations.. on 12:33 - Sep 5 with 3348 viewsDorse

Random irritations.. on 10:11 - Sep 5 by HoosWho

Sorry if this has been mentioned before, I’m new here.

The misuse and abuse of the word “like” which a certain type of teen/millennial use to frequently and unnecessarily punctuate sentences.


German kids do something similar with the phrase 'keine ahnung', which means 'I have no idea'. I don't know which annoys me more.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Random irritations.. on 10:42 - Sep 7 with 3253 viewszicoshoops

People that go and watch the Tour De France.

Or more importantly.........
People that wait at the top of mountain stages of the Tour De France.
Dressed up in all sorts of weird outfits.....
Along come the Cyclists, after having ridden for 10k straight up a mountain......totally shattered.

The said nutters then jump out in front of them/waving flags/screaming at them/running alongside them/jumping up and down/urging them on.

My point being.........
All Professional Cyclists should have a Tazer Gun fitted to their handlebars as standard.
Then we would really see the Mountain Top Tossers really jump and scream.
Plus, it would be more entertaining for the TV audience.

B
Monday mornings

C
Any b*stard that's not me.

What's going on?

We should be told

Sort it out
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Random irritations.. on 10:56 - Sep 7 with 3247 viewsNewhopphoops

Random irritations.. on 10:42 - Sep 7 by zicoshoops

People that go and watch the Tour De France.

Or more importantly.........
People that wait at the top of mountain stages of the Tour De France.
Dressed up in all sorts of weird outfits.....
Along come the Cyclists, after having ridden for 10k straight up a mountain......totally shattered.

The said nutters then jump out in front of them/waving flags/screaming at them/running alongside them/jumping up and down/urging them on.

My point being.........
All Professional Cyclists should have a Tazer Gun fitted to their handlebars as standard.
Then we would really see the Mountain Top Tossers really jump and scream.
Plus, it would be more entertaining for the TV audience.

B
Monday mornings

C
Any b*stard that's not me.

What's going on?

We should be told

Sort it out


Agree with all three, especially those under (A) who do it without masks so that all the competitors have been effectively spat on by hundreds of morons by the top of the climb; and then when you point out that the race is unlikely to reach Paris in the face of such behaviour, reply that it's only flu.

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Random irritations.. on 11:25 - Sep 7 with 3220 viewsRs_Holy

grown adults riding electric scooters (at around 20mph) on the pavement.... 'kin dangerous!!!
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Random irritations.. on 11:28 - Sep 7 with 3217 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Random irritations.. on 11:25 - Sep 7 by Rs_Holy

grown adults riding electric scooters (at around 20mph) on the pavement.... 'kin dangerous!!!


electric scooters.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Random irritations.. on 11:29 - Sep 7 with 3215 viewsMick_S

Random irritations.. on 11:25 - Sep 7 by Rs_Holy

grown adults riding electric scooters (at around 20mph) on the pavement.... 'kin dangerous!!!


On their phones. Arseholes.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Random irritations.. on 13:07 - Sep 7 with 3187 viewsonlyrinmoray

My wife constantly talking to people on speaker phone
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Random irritations.. on 12:46 - Sep 10 with 3089 viewsDorse

Naga Munchetty on BBC Breakfast. Her delivery and piss-poor attempts at witty repartee have had me genuinely contemplating watching Piers Morgan on the other side.

Just let that one sink in for a minute: Piers. Fcuking. Morgan.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Random irritations.. on 12:54 - Sep 10 with 3082 viewsMick_S

Random irritations.. on 12:46 - Sep 10 by Dorse

Naga Munchetty on BBC Breakfast. Her delivery and piss-poor attempts at witty repartee have had me genuinely contemplating watching Piers Morgan on the other side.

Just let that one sink in for a minute: Piers. Fcuking. Morgan.


She's good at golf.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Random irritations.. on 12:59 - Sep 10 with 3071 viewsloftboy

Two of my customers didn’t get their shopping last night because the new road closures made it impossible, also going to get charged £2 to go through the Blackwall tunnel. Flipping cheek

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Random irritations.. on 13:15 - Sep 10 with 3052 viewsted_hendrix

Beans, they don't come out of the can properly, always-always there is one bastard bean that flatly refuses to come out of the can.
This isn't a phobia thing it is a fact.
I've stopped shouting at the bean can now Its pointless.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Random irritations.. on 09:22 - Sep 22 with 2913 viewsMrSheen

Clickbait internet ads with that cretin who blew his lottery winnings. Why do you imagine I want to read about him?
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Random irritations.. on 10:32 - Sep 22 with 2877 viewsdannyblue

Arranging speed boat rides
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Random irritations.. on 10:41 - Sep 22 with 4250 viewsMick_S

Random irritations.. on 10:32 - Sep 22 by dannyblue

Arranging speed boat rides


Winner.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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