| Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 465229 views | Discodroid |
state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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| Random irritations.. on 12:18 - Dec 31 with 7302 views | ShotKneesHoop |
| Random irritations.. on 15:15 - Dec 22 by paulparker |
its not those who leave p1ss its those dirty gits who don't flush and have laid a cable the size of king kongs finger I want to kill |
I quite enjoy seeing a floating Richard that someone else has left bobbing away in a public pan.
I whisper "Here you go, Shaunie" at it - and then I pull the handle so hard it almost breaks the cistern in half. And down the pan R'SWiPe goes - off to Beckton Sewage Works.
One of life's rare treasures that, please God, will finally come true for real in June 2015. [Post edited 31 Dec 2014 12:21]
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| Random irritations.. on 13:12 - Dec 31 with 7257 views | ShotKneesHoop |
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Yes, and its called SWP Phobia.
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| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:47 - Jan 5 with 7173 views | Juzzie |
| Random irritations.. on 11:50 - Dec 31 by Bluce_Ree |
Yep, sickness martyrs can f**k right off.
"I've never had a day off sick in 25 years"
oh well three hearty cheers to you, c*nt. |
That'll be me 
One day off (and that was from dodgy food) in 13+ years and no more than a couple of weeks altogether in 30 odd years.
Not that I tell everyone in the office about it, just keep it to myself as would rather be like this than the poor sods who are genuinely ill all the time. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 08:20 - Jan 13 with 7017 views | Discodroids |
celebrities from the golden globes with 'je suis charlie' badges/stickers on their designer suits bags dresses.
then imparting pearls of wisdom to the great unwashed from the pulpit of of celebrity most high as only they can .
if colin firth and his wife in his and her matching suits/dress made from hemp( i kid you not), helen mirren , george clooney augmented with cara delevinge with her hand down rita oras knickers last night dosent stop IS in its tracks with a yah bo sucks to jihad, then im a frenchman.
#bring back our girls #not in my name #selfpromotion right on shitcntery [Post edited 13 Jan 2015 8:23]
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| Random irritations.. on 10:02 - Jan 13 with 6992 views | TheChef |
| Random irritations.. on 08:20 - Jan 13 by Discodroids |
celebrities from the golden globes with 'je suis charlie' badges/stickers on their designer suits bags dresses.
then imparting pearls of wisdom to the great unwashed from the pulpit of of celebrity most high as only they can .
if colin firth and his wife in his and her matching suits/dress made from hemp( i kid you not), helen mirren , george clooney augmented with cara delevinge with her hand down rita oras knickers last night dosent stop IS in its tracks with a yah bo sucks to jihad, then im a frenchman.
#bring back our girls #not in my name #selfpromotion right on shitcntery [Post edited 13 Jan 2015 8:23]
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| Random irritations.. on 10:15 - Jan 13 with 6973 views | Discodroids |
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| Random irritations.. on 10:19 - Jan 13 with 6973 views | TheChef |
They must think we're all a bunch of proper charlies. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 10:29 - Jan 13 with 6956 views | Discodroids |
| Random irritations.. on 10:19 - Jan 13 by TheChef |
They must think we're all a bunch of proper charlies. |
sorry chef, im a bit slow this morning!.
youre spot on though mate.
I did consider making sandcastles of the engineers from ridley scotts sci fi 'promethius ' on my desk this morning, like that gagde in nigera last year to highlight the evils of jihad , only i didnt have any sand, and i couldnt be bothered really.
plus ive got some cnt coming in to work to tell me why he cant be bothered to go to his job sourced by moi, but would prefer to deal drugs with impunity using his housing benefit money while having the temerity to cut me out of the loop.
i have made a small effigy of javid miandad ,the great pakistani cricketer of the seventies, who i think is a muslim, out of paperclips and blu tak to show my support and turn back the tides of radical fundermentalisim in stratford.
I ask , who can do more?
i also saw that someone pleaded for well known LFW'ers nigel farage and tommy robinson to accept islam as a peaceful religion on the paris shooting thread.
on the off chance that mica paris is reading this , ive got a new vice and paint gun that needs road testing if you fancy a spot of s+m tonight.
er indoors goes to her candle making class at 8pm , so anytime after then will be cushty
cheers love
ps. dont spare the rod. [Post edited 13 Jan 2015 10:40]
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| Random irritations.. on 10:36 - Jan 13 with 6946 views | Discodroids |
Celebrity big brother.
in particular someone called perez hilton and nadia swahala.
if a 71 year old man cant request calum best to violently fu ck an american well stacked tv presenter while he watches in polite mixed company, i dont know what the world is coming to .
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| Random irritations.. on 10:47 - Jan 13 with 6943 views | paulparker |
| Random irritations.. on 10:36 - Jan 13 by Discodroids |
Celebrity big brother.
in particular someone called perez hilton and nadia swahala.
if a 71 year old man cant request calum best to violently fu ck an american well stacked tv presenter while he watches in polite mixed company, i dont know what the world is coming to .
Ken morely , tv gold. |
was going to post the same , CBB, kin ell what the hell is that all about
had the misfortune to watch as Mrs P Loves this sh*t , she has now converted me to this car crash of a programme
Perez Hilton (what a cnt BTW ) Looks like the love child of Kuato out of total recall
highlights for me were Morley quizzing Calum Best about his hair transplant , which has to be the worst in living history
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| Random irritations.. on 10:57 - Jan 13 with 6925 views | Discodroids |
| Random irritations.. on 10:47 - Jan 13 by paulparker |
was going to post the same , CBB, kin ell what the hell is that all about
had the misfortune to watch as Mrs P Loves this sh*t , she has now converted me to this car crash of a programme
Perez Hilton (what a cnt BTW ) Looks like the love child of Kuato out of total recall
highlights for me were Morley quizzing Calum Best about his hair transplant , which has to be the worst in living history
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same here PP. as punishment for making jo watch the pdc and bdo darts for two weeks she somewhat selfishly insists on keeping the tv remote this week , thus celebrity big brother'
full of indignant women , the one who looks like she has been wearing the seven rings of saturn around her neck since the big bang, nadia swahala, harased and harangued 71 year old ken in a manner not seen since the the withchfinder general floated some barmaids in norfolk.
he finally snapped and said he looked at one of the girls arses.
she asked for someone to call the police.
in fact if i squint a bit , ive just seen the image of the prophet muhammed playing 'yahtzee ' with Towies gemma collins in the grains of my pippin cox that ive just taken a bite out of.
as the happy mondays would say.
call the kops. [Post edited 13 Jan 2015 11:00]
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| Random irritations.. on 10:16 - Jan 14 with 6844 views | Bushman |
Ed milliband......"here's the thing....I met a guy yesterday...."
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| Random irritations.. on 10:04 - Jan 16 with 6759 views | Discodroids |
This Nike advert for 'women' , encouraging them to put down that 12" west indian phallus ther've been parping on and get fit by eschewing the galaxy mini bites and partaking in actual 'physical movement' to the sassy sounds of 'get your freak on'
a sort of 'sisters are doing it for themselves , standing on their own two feet' kind of vibe.
..................if it keeps them out of the courts demanding further funds for the luxury of seeing your own fuc king kids for more than 3 seconds a year, im all for it. [Post edited 16 Jan 2015 10:06]
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| Random irritations.. on 10:16 - Jan 16 with 6751 views | paulparker |
The Daily Mail for yet again devoting their paper to Stephen Fry & His fiancé
we've had the brave announcement , we've had said young brave stallion Elliot crashing his Bentley, and we've had the pictures of them having nights out with other "luvvies"
FFS can we turn it now, we know the geezer is going to fleece him, can he just get on with it so we can go back to the good old days of Cara and other sh*t celebs | |
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That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
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| Random irritations.. on 13:07 - Jan 16 with 6732 views | R_from_afar |
| Random irritations.. on 10:16 - Jan 14 by Bushman |
Ed milliband......"here's the thing....I met a guy yesterday...."
Do one you fcking melt |
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| Random irritations.. on 13:21 - Jan 16 with 6724 views | Bluce_Ree |
Co-workers with f*cked food. There's not much of a kitchen here so we occasionally eat at our desks. Whatever.
Anyway, the woman opposite me is eating some garlic f*cking nightmare that she's smothered in chilli sauce that she keeps on her desk and not in the fridge. I've told her repeatedly that she needs to sort that shit out (she has a squeezy bottle of mayo on her desk also).
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| Random irritations.. on 13:57 - Jan 16 with 6716 views | paulparker |
| Random irritations.. on 13:21 - Jan 16 by Bluce_Ree |
Co-workers with f*cked food. There's not much of a kitchen here so we occasionally eat at our desks. Whatever.
Anyway, the woman opposite me is eating some garlic f*cking nightmare that she's smothered in chilli sauce that she keeps on her desk and not in the fridge. I've told her repeatedly that she needs to sort that shit out (she has a squeezy bottle of mayo on her desk also).
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I share your pain Bluce
when I worked for a bank many moons ago , we had a Chinese girl start with us and every day she would cook up fish and boiled rice, it fking stank and you could smell it in the banking hall as well ,
or there is the sort who go and buy a chicken shish kebab with the works who eat it in front of you while you sit there with a soggy ham sandwich
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| Random irritations.. on 14:11 - Jan 16 with 6711 views | Metallica_Hoop |
I've just had a microwave Chilli con Carny (sp) anyway apparently it stinks.
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| Random irritations.. on 16:21 - Jan 21 with 6653 views | paulparker |
The Brave "stars" of Corrie who couldn't do a days filming yesterday as Deidre had died
this bravery has carried over until today when they have all arrived on masse (looking sombre of course) in London for the big jolly up at the national TV awards
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That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
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| Random irritations.. on 08:38 - Jan 22 with 6603 views | Discodroids |
cara delevinge's whole family on the front page of the standard last night, and double page inside .
When I see you cara
I just go out of my head
And I just can't get enough
And I just can't get enough
We slip and slide as i fall in love
And I just can't seem to get enough of (cara) [Post edited 22 Jan 2015 8:43]
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| Random irritations.. on 08:43 - Jan 22 with 6600 views | Discodroids |
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The Brave "stars" of Corrie who couldn't do a days filming yesterday as Deidre had died
this bravery has carried over until today when they have all arrived on masse (looking sombre of course) in London for the big jolly up at the national TV awards
nothing like getting priority's in order |
'we shall never see their like again'
http://www.anzacday.org.au/education/tff/images/last_post.wav
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