| Worst Comedian 10:05 - Jun 4 with 53347 views | paulparker |
So last night after coming home from a gruelling hours 6 a side game
I come home to find Mrs P and daughter watching the Miranda box set !!!??? WTF
how many times can you find a fat woman with a stupid haircut falling over funny
anyway this got me thinking of the worst comedian and how bad comedy is now
so top 3 worst comics at the moment
Miranda Hart
Sarah F ucking Milligan
David Williams - yes we know your camp it aint funny so feck off |  |
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| Worst Comedian on 12:28 - Jun 4 with 7364 views | smegma |
Vic n Bob.
Steve Coogan.
David Walliams and his sidekick the bald Palace fan.
All about as funny as genital warts but more painful (ALLEGEDLY) |  | | |
| Worst Comedian on 12:29 - Jun 4 with 7359 views | Jamie |
Michael McIntyre's stand up I don't mind, but on the rare occasions that he's on panel shows it's painfully clear that he's more an actor than a comedian in the sense that he constantly shoehorns jokes from his shows into the answers.
Quote possibly another marmite suggestion, but I really like Micky Flanagan at the moment. | | | |
| Worst Comedian on 12:31 - Jun 4 with 7350 views | isawqpratwcity |
| Worst Comedian on 12:15 - Jun 4 by BrianMcCarthy |
So, so many, but these two eclipse the rest.
I apologise on behalf of Ireland for Mrs. Brown's boys. It's our fault and no-one else's. Like Status Quo, I really worry when someone I love and respect loves dross like this.
Lee Evans - being puny and squeaky isn't funny. Otherwise the stage would be full of twelve-year olds.
I also find Ricky Gervais unfunny, leaves me cold in fact, but I've heard good things about Derek, so will hold back until after that. |
ricky gervais took fawlty's 'cringe' comedy and combined the doco format to make the discomfort more intense.
what's not to like... |  |
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| Worst Comedian on 12:32 - Jun 4 with 7343 views | six_foot_two |
Surprised no one has mentioned Lenny Henry his whole working life has been a complete fraud. |  | | |
| Worst Comedian on 12:37 - Jun 4 with 7324 views | Sudbury_Hill_R |
| Worst Comedian on 12:32 - Jun 4 by six_foot_two |
Surprised no one has mentioned Lenny Henry his whole working life has been a complete fraud. |
And his ex Mrs is in the same boat for me. And if she was in the boat it would probably sink. Now that would be funny. [Post edited 4 Jun 2014 12:42]
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| Worst Comedian on 12:42 - Jun 4 with 7308 views | isawqpratwcity |
jees, i've got a problem with this thread because i like most comedians.
except adam sandler. | |
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| Worst Comedian on 12:55 - Jun 4 with 7265 views | eastside_r |
This thread comes around once in a while and it’s a bit like music threads. Basically it’s all down to personal taste. I used to get het up about this sort of thing but not any longer.
There are some views on here I completely agree with, others I could violently disagree with (if I could be bothered, which I can’t.)
FWIW I am always surprised at the vitriol aimed at female comedians.
And then there’s Eddie Izzard, who seems a thoroughly decent chap, but whose ‘comedy’ has left me cold his entire career. However, I am entirely cool that others find him funny and that he makes a good living as a comedian. Good luck to him, it’s just not for me. |  | | |
| Worst Comedian on 13:00 - Jun 4 with 7246 views | jonno |
| Worst Comedian on 12:28 - Jun 4 by smegma |
Vic n Bob.
Steve Coogan.
David Walliams and his sidekick the bald Palace fan.
All about as funny as genital warts but more painful (ALLEGEDLY) |
Reeves and Mortimer like to think they are Morecambe and Wise.
They aren't, far from it. |  | | |
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| Worst Comedian on 13:03 - Jun 4 with 7242 views | Monahoop |
Comedians are a bit like musicians. Horses for courses. What's funny to someone is poison to someone else.
My hates of the current crop.
Sarah Millican, Miranda Harte , David Walliams, Greg Davis, Tim Vine, that Australian guy with one leg, Micheal McIntyre, Alan Carr, Harry Hill, to name but a few.
Useless has beens.
Jim Davidson, Bobby Davro, Freddie Starr, Little and Large, Cannon and Ball, Jethro, Chubby Brown, Jimmy Tarbuck, Ken Dodd, Hale and Pace, to name but a few again. |  |
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| Worst Comedian on 13:06 - Jun 4 with 7227 views | Discodroid |
the last film by simon pegg , his fat mate and the bloke that plays the hobbit was the most calamitous unfunny film i have ever seen.
an evening with derek nimmo and deryk guyler playing nazi yhatzee would have been more fun.
oh, jason manford.just terrible |  |
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| Worst Comedian on 13:09 - Jun 4 with 7223 views | Jigsore |
| Worst Comedian on 12:06 - Jun 4 by Hayesender |
Went to the Madness weekend in butlins last november and during the day there was a commedy set.
Most of them were very funny, but there was one American lady who's name escapes me who was absolutely dreadful.
It almost got to the point I felt ssorry for her she bombed so badly.
Anyway, imagine my surprise to only see her on never mind the buzzcocks a few days later.
Just goes to show, she must have some very powerful liberal type friends in the bbc |
this lady?
she's alright by me, ahem
Lenny Henry gets a little sympathy from me because his routine (do impressions of my ethnic grandmother) was kind of funny when he pioneered it. Today is it just bloody old and boring... he should stick to his Shakespeare, he does a pretty good Othello |  |
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| Worst Comedian on 13:09 - Jun 4 with 7223 views | headhoops |
Today I will be posting my comments like...
All American comedians - utter, utter shyte not one of them has ever made me laugh, except for Ronald Reagan - now he was an absolute joker. Aussie comedians
Sarah Millican and Miranda Hart - the difference between them and a bucket of shyte, yep the bucket. James Cordon, Michael Macintyre, the list of totally unfunny people goes on and on.
The good ones..... Milton Jones, exceptional live - never seen a comedian rip the audience as much. Reeves & Mortimer, Mike Read back in the day.
If Disco was a comedian he would be Frankie Boyle and Freddie Starrs lovechild. |  |
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| Worst Comedian on 13:15 - Jun 4 with 7195 views | A40Bosh |
| Worst Comedian on 12:55 - Jun 4 by eastside_r |
This thread comes around once in a while and it’s a bit like music threads. Basically it’s all down to personal taste. I used to get het up about this sort of thing but not any longer.
There are some views on here I completely agree with, others I could violently disagree with (if I could be bothered, which I can’t.)
FWIW I am always surprised at the vitriol aimed at female comedians.
And then there’s Eddie Izzard, who seems a thoroughly decent chap, but whose ‘comedy’ has left me cold his entire career. However, I am entirely cool that others find him funny and that he makes a good living as a comedian. Good luck to him, it’s just not for me. |
Now if I post that I get accused of not allowing people to have opinions and get told that we might as well shut down message boards if people cant have a point of view.
However, what get's my goat is when people come on threads like this and say that because they do not like (enter comedians name), then said comedian MUST be crap, and therefore IS crap, and furthermore they can't understand why the 100K+ of people that pack out places like the o2 each time said comedian tours does not make sense, because the comedian IS crap. Therefore everybody else in the world is wrong to find a crap comedian funny and they are the only normal ones because they are the only ones who understand they are crap.
I have 4 women in the house and I have sat through the dross that is Miranda. I do not FIND it funny, but cant be arsed to go and do something else so sit there picking my toenails for 30mins. However 100% of the women in my household think she is funny and laugh all the way through it. Who am I to say to them, you should not laugh at this women because she is not funny.
Do I get a shout at most miserable poster of the year? |  |
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| Worst Comedian on 13:16 - Jun 4 with 7187 views | TheBlob |
Ben Elton. |  |
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| Worst Comedian on 13:16 - Jun 4 with 7187 views | MrSheen |
| Worst Comedian on 12:55 - Jun 4 by eastside_r |
This thread comes around once in a while and it’s a bit like music threads. Basically it’s all down to personal taste. I used to get het up about this sort of thing but not any longer.
There are some views on here I completely agree with, others I could violently disagree with (if I could be bothered, which I can’t.)
FWIW I am always surprised at the vitriol aimed at female comedians.
And then there’s Eddie Izzard, who seems a thoroughly decent chap, but whose ‘comedy’ has left me cold his entire career. However, I am entirely cool that others find him funny and that he makes a good living as a comedian. Good luck to him, it’s just not for me. |
Spot on. It's pointless complaining about what other people find funny. Miranda Hart leaves me completely stony-faced but my family love her. I can't hate her for precisely that reason.
Over-exposure is another problem some comedians really struggle with, particularly if they don't turn anything down. Sarah Millican was funny when she first emerged given her different background to most stand-ups (working mother), but once she gets put on TV three times a week, how is she going to find anything new to say? |  | | |
| Worst Comedian on 13:21 - Jun 4 with 7166 views | stonebridgers |
Shappi Khorsandi is great for exercise. Every time she comes on the Radio or Television I get up to turn it off as quickly as I can. | |
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| Worst Comedian on 13:25 - Jun 4 with 7151 views | Phildo |
My nephew tried his luck on the comedy circuit a few years ago but could only do it rat arsed and he gave up in the end as an early death awaited if he stayed in it. His observations were that most of them had one routine done again and again over the years - Amos Millican etc and once they had done it once on TV they could not think of feck all to follow up with . The really minted ones pay for gag writers and therefore seem to stay fresher but really they are just using others - usually kids - material. |  | | |
| Worst Comedian on 13:28 - Jun 4 with 7143 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Worst Comedian on 12:31 - Jun 4 by isawqpratwcity |
ricky gervais took fawlty's 'cringe' comedy and combined the doco format to make the discomfort more intense.
what's not to like... |
Good comparison. I actually think Gervais is talented enough, but I don't find 'cringe' funny. Was never a massive fan of Fawlty Towers either*, or any farce really.
Except for the blinding lines:-
Elder Herr: Will you stop talking about the war?
Basil: Me! You started it!
Elder Herr: We did not start it!
Basil: Yes you did – you invaded Poland. |  |
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| Worst Comedian on 13:31 - Jun 4 with 7128 views | ngbqpr |
Is it an age thing that I just don't find R Howard or J Whitehall the slightest bit funny?
Agree with most of the above - tho accept that, frighteningly, millions clearly do like Mrs B, Miranda etc
Have to say that I think some of the hate doled out to McIntyre (not just here) is a little over the top - he's been over-exposed, but can be a very god observational comic IMHO (very good routine about people who don't break their mobile number down into 5 & 6 digits). Other than that pretty much agree with disco's list.
Frank Skinner is a naturally funny bloke. |  |
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| Worst Comedian on 13:37 - Jun 4 with 7107 views | TheBlob |
| Worst Comedian on 13:03 - Jun 4 by Monahoop |
Comedians are a bit like musicians. Horses for courses. What's funny to someone is poison to someone else.
My hates of the current crop.
Sarah Millican, Miranda Harte , David Walliams, Greg Davis, Tim Vine, that Australian guy with one leg, Micheal McIntyre, Alan Carr, Harry Hill, to name but a few.
Useless has beens.
Jim Davidson, Bobby Davro, Freddie Starr, Little and Large, Cannon and Ball, Jethro, Chubby Brown, Jimmy Tarbuck, Ken Dodd, Hale and Pace, to name but a few again. |
I used to meet Gareth Hale in Petts Woods when I was out walking with my humungous lurcher Leo.He was an unfunny kunt in real life as well.Used to frighten him with my very best Eastern European accent and a bit of drool out of the side of the mouth....."you tv man,make the funnies,we play together very soon yes please?".He ended up sweating like a pig.
Happy days. | |
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| Worst Comedian on 13:38 - Jun 4 with 7104 views | A40Bosh |
| Worst Comedian on 13:28 - Jun 4 by BrianMcCarthy |
Good comparison. I actually think Gervais is talented enough, but I don't find 'cringe' funny. Was never a massive fan of Fawlty Towers either*, or any farce really.
Except for the blinding lines:-
Elder Herr: Will you stop talking about the war?
Basil: Me! You started it!
Elder Herr: We did not start it!
Basil: Yes you did – you invaded Poland. |
Brian,
Forgot to ask - was there every a "post-Lourdes" discussion on here about the success of your grotto trip and the outcome of the said Wembley occasion.
You must have put in some serious time praying in front of Our Lady!!! | |
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| Worst Comedian on 13:48 - Jun 4 with 7080 views | andygg |
| Worst Comedian on 10:52 - Jun 4 by FredManRave |
Adam Sandler. Ok, so he's not specifically a comedian but all his (comedy) films are utter, utter shite so he's earned the right to be included. Absolutely nothing funny about anything he has ever done. |
I did like that film he did 'Click', where he has the remote control, and he fast forwards his whole life.  |  | | |
| Worst Comedian on 13:50 - Jun 4 with 7071 views | Antti_Heinola |
| Worst Comedian on 13:00 - Jun 4 by jonno |
Reeves and Mortimer like to think they are Morecambe and Wise.
They aren't, far from it. |
Morecambe & Wise did about 10 good sketches. The rest is absolute dross. Controversial, but true. That's why we always see the same old sketches on clip shows, because there was so much cr@p in there. Eric was without doubt a comic genius, mind. But they did a lot of rubbish. I don't think Vic and Bob ever think of themselves as M&W - that's just a tag they've been given. But they've had great longevity and their sketch shows were genuinely original and funny, while Shooting Stars was pretty groundbreaking in its way. Vic's kids show is ace as well.
2 lovely blokes, no egos there. |  |
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| Worst Comedian on 13:50 - Jun 4 with 7070 views | ShotKneesHoop |
Good to see that no-one has dared to list Count Arthur Strong as being a poor act, however I agree with everyone else listed on this thread as a terrible comedian, - except for the inclusion of Ken Dodd.
You need to see Doddy live to realise what a unique act he is, who else starts at 7.30 and is still going strong at 11.45? Four hours of continuous giggling. Best value for money for laughs/
By the way, I'd like to add R'SWiPe to the list of shyte comedians and clowns, he's never made me laugh. I just cry at his pathetic antics.
Just as well he never put himself out as a footballer. Oh hang on, he did - now that is funny!! [Post edited 4 Jun 2014 13:57]
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| Worst Comedian on 13:52 - Jun 4 with 7059 views | andygg |
Andy Parsons, the bold twit from Mock the Week, is more boring than Millican. | | | |
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