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VERY NASTY STORM 16:58 - Oct 25 with 7452 viewsOldjack

approaching Sunday night into Monday, glue your wigs down firmly

Prosser the Tosser dwells on Phil's bum hole like a rusty old hemorrhoid ,fact You Greedy Bastards Get Out Of OUR Club!

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VERY NASTY STORM on 23:57 - Oct 27 with 2516 viewsDarran

VERY NASTY STORM on 23:55 - Oct 27 by KeyserSoze

Severn Bridge closed both ways tonight apparently


Both of them?

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VERY NASTY STORM on 03:26 - Oct 28 with 2455 viewsorion3016

VERY NASTY STORM on 23:57 - Oct 27 by Darran

Both of them?


Yes

Be over there now after

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VERY NASTY STORM on 06:13 - Oct 28 with 2435 viewsDr_Winston

Must be the only storm with no heavy wind and just some bog standard rain.

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

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VERY NASTY STORM on 07:33 - Oct 28 with 2416 viewsorion3016

Damp squid

Be over there now after

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VERY NASTY STORM on 07:34 - Oct 28 with 2416 viewswr72

Pretty shit after all the fuss,wasn't it?

Fills up morning tv though i guess.
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VERY NASTY STORM on 08:10 - Oct 28 with 2399 viewsBaker

Chaos on Gower Road this morning, petrol station sign blown over and a good sprinkling of leaves on the roads.

Didn't want to risk making it to work so turned back to the safety of my own home.

Back to the studio...

May I say? what a smashing blouse you have on!

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VERY NASTY STORM on 08:25 - Oct 28 with 2380 viewsPureRockFury

VERY NASTY STORM on 07:33 - Oct 28 by orion3016

Damp squid


Did one get blown-in through your letterbox?

Even the bad times were good.

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VERY NASTY STORM on 08:29 - Oct 28 with 2373 viewsPureRockFury

Scenes of carnage and destruction near me: Scores of meteorologists lying devastated by the side of the road with their career in tatters...


The backtracking last night was in full-flow, with one guy simply claiming that 'this was just a normal storm we see each winter, it's just that we're having it in Autumn...' terrifying...

Even the bad times were good.

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VERY NASTY STORM on 18:56 - Oct 28 with 2298 viewsexiledclaseboy

VERY NASTY STORM on 08:29 - Oct 28 by PureRockFury

Scenes of carnage and destruction near me: Scores of meteorologists lying devastated by the side of the road with their career in tatters...


The backtracking last night was in full-flow, with one guy simply claiming that 'this was just a normal storm we see each winter, it's just that we're having it in Autumn...' terrifying...


You'll notice though that the media has spent all day hyping it up anyway, despite it only ending up being a little bit worse than your bog standard autumn storm. I can imagine news editors everywhere sending their journalists out with the directive "FIND ME A F*CKING FALLEN TREE OR A DESERTED RAIL LINE AND FIND IT NOW!"

And of course the forecasters have been very busy congratulating themselves for getting it right, despite getting it at least partly wrong.

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VERY NASTY STORM on 20:57 - Oct 28 with 2263 viewsCaptain_Sham

This is karmic realignment. Its the complete opposite of 1987.

Its just a ride.

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VERY NASTY STORM on 22:43 - Oct 28 with 2228 viewsstonedroller

VERY NASTY STORM on 23:56 - Oct 27 by Gowerjack

It's midnight

I'm on holiday in St Ives which is just about the most Westerly town in the UK.

It's dead calm

No wind

No waves

No storm


I'm not far from you in penzance at the moment not far from st micheals mount
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VERY NASTY STORM on 00:02 - Oct 29 with 2207 viewsEbo

Like pissy's football predictions. Well off the mark!!

Thank you, goodnight and bollocks
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VERY NASTY STORM on 18:01 - Oct 29 with 2152 viewsOldjack

VERY NASTY STORM on 00:02 - Oct 29 by Ebo

Like pissy's football predictions. Well off the mark!!


oi kant face shut the fuk up is it, i'm the messenger you knob

Prosser the Tosser dwells on Phil's bum hole like a rusty old hemorrhoid ,fact You Greedy Bastards Get Out Of OUR Club!

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VERY NASTY STORM on 18:03 - Oct 29 with 2151 viewsJackfath

VERY NASTY STORM on 18:01 - Oct 29 by Oldjack

oi kant face shut the fuk up is it, i'm the messenger you knob


Better to be safe than sorry Alan. Thank you.

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VERY NASTY STORM on 18:56 - Oct 29 with 2132 viewsOldjack

VERY NASTY STORM on 18:03 - Oct 29 by Jackfath

Better to be safe than sorry Alan. Thank you.


init ,as it happens she changed course at the last minute ,fooling every one the crafty bastard

Prosser the Tosser dwells on Phil's bum hole like a rusty old hemorrhoid ,fact You Greedy Bastards Get Out Of OUR Club!

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VERY NASTY STORM on 13:04 - Oct 30 with 2081 viewsstonedroller

VERY NASTY STORM on 18:56 - Oct 29 by Oldjack

init ,as it happens she changed course at the last minute ,fooling every one the crafty bastard


Didn't fool me
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VERY NASTY STORM on 13:07 - Oct 30 with 2081 viewsJackfath

VERY NASTY STORM on 13:04 - Oct 30 by stonedroller

Didn't fool me


Yeah but you're Scotty Stinkman.

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VERY NASTY STORM on 15:48 - Nov 2 with 2027 viewsexiledclaseboy

St Jude appears to have turned up a week late. 84mph gust in Mumbles earlier.

Well done to the Met Office...

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VERY NASTY STORM on 16:08 - Nov 2 with 1995 viewswr72

It's been really nasty in Gorseinon all day.We'd planned to go out on the pushbikes.Yeah righto.Long old day it's been watching England v Ireland in Rugby league now ffs
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VERY NASTY STORM on 16:09 - Nov 2 with 1994 viewsJackfath

I watched a patio chair fly across my back garden earlier.

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VERY NASTY STORM on 16:11 - Nov 2 with 1989 viewsDavillin

VERY NASTY STORM on 16:09 - Nov 2 by Jackfath

I watched a patio chair fly across my back garden earlier.


If the chair had swooped down, grabbed up a small rodent, and carried it off to its nest, that would be something.

I don't care. I'm old. I don't have to.
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VERY NASTY STORM on 16:28 - Nov 2 with 1979 viewslifelong

Very rough in Loughor, neighbours 20 foot wooden fence is now match wood.
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VERY NASTY STORM on 16:33 - Nov 2 with 1974 viewsexiledclaseboy

VERY NASTY STORM on 16:28 - Nov 2 by lifelong

Very rough in Loughor, neighbours 20 foot wooden fence is now match wood.


20 foot fence? Do you live next door to the President of the United States?

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VERY NASTY STORM on 16:49 - Nov 2 with 1962 viewslifelong

VERY NASTY STORM on 16:33 - Nov 2 by exiledclaseboy

20 foot fence? Do you live next door to the President of the United States?


Secretary of State.
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VERY NASTY STORM on 17:13 - Nov 2 with 1935 viewsexiledclaseboy

89mph in Mumbles earlier.

I feel like Oldjack. Except that he hasn't mentioned this particular storm because it wasn't on the news see. Seaweed my arse.

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