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JET grounded 10:44 - Sep 19 with 9024 viewsqprmeath21

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/footballer-jay-emmanuelthomas-charged-with
Talented player but don’t think he cared
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JET grounded on 10:49 - Sep 19 with 6128 viewsE17hoop

Thought I'd see how much it was

It's always noisiest at the shallow end
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JET grounded on 10:51 - Sep 19 with 6123 viewsNorthernr

JET grounded on 10:49 - Sep 19 by E17hoop

Thought I'd see how much it was


Nice and discreet.
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JET grounded on 10:54 - Sep 19 with 6061 viewsJuzzie

Another Shabazz Baidoo. More interested in playing at being a ganstarrrrr rather than just earning even more money by being a footballer.
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JET grounded on 11:15 - Sep 19 with 5891 viewsLazyFan

I am surprised the plane got off the ground with him on board.
No wonder he was stopped at the airport ...

"oh sorry sir, we didn't realise that you're that big because you're err ... that big and not hiding anything in your coat, we'll just take a quick look in your bags as a tickbox exercise now that you here with us anyway and you can be on your way ... oh what's this!!!"

I wonder if they did the old stomach pump to see if he had more inside him and then realised there would be no room with all the burgers and fries already in there.

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JET grounded on 11:24 - Sep 19 with 5841 viewsE17hoop

He's up for the conspiracy to supply with two women doing the hauling. If guilty, tariff starts at about 10 years.

It's always noisiest at the shallow end
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JET grounded on 11:26 - Sep 19 with 5823 viewsbosh67

What a dope! Literally.

Never knowingly right.
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JET grounded on 11:49 - Sep 19 with 5679 viewsLazyFan

His defence should be "it's for personal use m'lord". And claim as a he's a rich footballer he can afford that much and he needs such a large amount for his stature.

Then the prosecution will claim that's absurd and his defence will say "just look at the size of him your honor? ... the defence rests".

After that, he should get a significantly reduced sentence and long term counselling for self-abuse.

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JET grounded on 11:49 - Sep 19 with 5684 viewslassel

A walking symbol of Ferdinand’s time as DOF.
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JET grounded on 11:52 - Sep 19 with 5665 viewsFDC

JET grounded on 11:49 - Sep 19 by LazyFan

His defence should be "it's for personal use m'lord". And claim as a he's a rich footballer he can afford that much and he needs such a large amount for his stature.

Then the prosecution will claim that's absurd and his defence will say "just look at the size of him your honor? ... the defence rests".

After that, he should get a significantly reduced sentence and long term counselling for self-abuse.


Has the look of a man who plausibly lives off a diet of weed and Papa Johns
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JET grounded on 11:54 - Sep 19 with 5634 viewsGloucs_R

JET grounded on 10:54 - Sep 19 by Juzzie

Another Shabazz Baidoo. More interested in playing at being a ganstarrrrr rather than just earning even more money by being a footballer.


Had no idea what you were talking about so had a quick look....

For anyone else, Baidoo now goes by the artist name of Terminator and the first track I listened to of his talks about "stabbing man in the neck"...

Honestly, why even let these dick heads have a platform on Spotify???

As for JET - another dick head.

I suspect in the next couple of years we will see another squad player being called a dick head too. Just a hunch.

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JET grounded on 12:49 - Sep 19 with 5295 viewsFredManRave

JET grounded on 10:49 - Sep 19 by E17hoop

Thought I'd see how much it was


JET packed.

I've got the Power.
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JET grounded on 12:51 - Sep 19 with 5290 viewsClive_Anderson

So he wasn't even any good at that either
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JET grounded on 13:17 - Sep 19 with 5143 viewscaptainmycaptian

JET grounded on 11:54 - Sep 19 by Gloucs_R

Had no idea what you were talking about so had a quick look....

For anyone else, Baidoo now goes by the artist name of Terminator and the first track I listened to of his talks about "stabbing man in the neck"...

Honestly, why even let these dick heads have a platform on Spotify???

As for JET - another dick head.

I suspect in the next couple of years we will see another squad player being called a dick head too. Just a hunch.


Who who do tell
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JET grounded on 13:24 - Sep 19 with 5097 viewsslmrstid

JET grounded on 13:17 - Sep 19 by captainmycaptian

Who who do tell


He's referring to TayTay Richards surely? One who it wouldn't surprise me at all if he came acropper in the future.
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JET grounded on 13:37 - Sep 19 with 5012 viewsBoston

JET grounded on 11:15 - Sep 19 by LazyFan

I am surprised the plane got off the ground with him on board.
No wonder he was stopped at the airport ...

"oh sorry sir, we didn't realise that you're that big because you're err ... that big and not hiding anything in your coat, we'll just take a quick look in your bags as a tickbox exercise now that you here with us anyway and you can be on your way ... oh what's this!!!"

I wonder if they did the old stomach pump to see if he had more inside him and then realised there would be no room with all the burgers and fries already in there.


That's right Mr Emmanuel-Thomas , grip the toilet bowl and bend over, I'll just be a second getting these gloves on...

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JET grounded on 14:15 - Sep 19 with 4825 viewsJuzzie

JET grounded on 13:37 - Sep 19 by Boston

That's right Mr Emmanuel-Thomas , grip the toilet bowl and bend over, I'll just be a second getting these gloves on...


Normally I'd say you'd struggle to get 60kg up there but as it's JET.....
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JET grounded on 14:28 - Sep 19 with 4721 viewskensalriser

Car with the number plate SH16 BDO resides around the corner from my gaff, wonder if it belongs to a Mr Baidoo?

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JET grounded on 15:16 - Sep 19 with 4476 viewsDavieQPR

Knew his career had been going to pot for years but this is a bit ridiculous.
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JET grounded on 15:17 - Sep 19 with 4474 viewsGaryHaddock

JET grounded on 11:49 - Sep 19 by lassel

A walking symbol of Ferdinand’s time as DOF.


Is this fair?

I’m sorry to start this never ending debate again, but if you want to showcase JET or Richards as the epitome of LF‘s time here why not Eze, Chair, Dieng?

We are in danger of looking a bit one eyed at his time here.

This is where I am:

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JET grounded on 15:27 - Sep 19 with 4423 viewsJuzzie

JET grounded on 15:17 - Sep 19 by GaryHaddock

Is this fair?

I’m sorry to start this never ending debate again, but if you want to showcase JET or Richards as the epitome of LF‘s time here why not Eze, Chair, Dieng?

We are in danger of looking a bit one eyed at his time here.

This is where I am:

[Post edited 19 Sep 15:27]


And how is any DoF, past or present, responsible for a players behaviour when they left the club 6 years ago.
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JET grounded on 15:34 - Sep 19 with 4376 viewsBoston

JET grounded on 14:15 - Sep 19 by Juzzie

Normally I'd say you'd struggle to get 60kg up there but as it's JET.....


He's certainly not a little weed.

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JET grounded on 15:36 - Sep 19 with 4368 viewsTW_R

JET grounded on 10:49 - Sep 19 by E17hoop

Thought I'd see how much it was


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JET grounded on 15:56 - Sep 19 with 4250 viewsstevec

On the basis of the languid style he had about him on field, he could use the ‘personal consumption’ plea in defence.

15000 witnesses can’t count for nothing.
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JET grounded on 15:56 - Sep 19 with 4264 viewslassel

JET grounded on 15:17 - Sep 19 by GaryHaddock

Is this fair?

I’m sorry to start this never ending debate again, but if you want to showcase JET or Richards as the epitome of LF‘s time here why not Eze, Chair, Dieng?

We are in danger of looking a bit one eyed at his time here.

This is where I am:

[Post edited 19 Sep 15:27]


I meant more in the sense that JET was going to Villa until Ferdinand swooped in at the last second and outbid them to get him.
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JET grounded on 16:14 - Sep 19 with 4206 viewsRanger_Things

JET grounded on 15:34 - Sep 19 by Boston

He's certainly not a little weed.


Who grassed him up?
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