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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer 10:29 - Sep 5 with 9099 viewsBluce_Ree

You've been kidnapped by the Jukebox Killer. You find yourself chained up in a room. A screen turns on and a masked character with a voice filter says this;

"I am the Jukebox Killer. You now have to pick a song. If I like it, you will be released unharmed. If I don't you will have your face slowly carved off and fed to you until you bleed to death."

You can't tell the killer's gender, age, race or anything. You've just got to pick a song that's got the best chance of not getting you killed. So not necessarily your favourite song but just one that you reckon most people will like upon hearing it.

What do you pick, LFW?

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 21:58 - Sep 5 with 1808 viewsderbyhoop

A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 12:12 - Sep 5 by E17hoop



I've heard this song so badly, so often, that when I hear it now, I want to slice off my own face.

Is that a downvote?

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 23:08 - Sep 5 with 1780 viewselnombre



1. Not even the Jukebox Killer would feed you your own face after hearing the Wombles.
2. It's the Wombles!
3. That's Clem Cattini on percussion, and he played drums with Sir John chuffin' Betjeman.
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 01:02 - Sep 6 with 1740 viewsPunteR

Im guessing the jukebox killer is male, about 56 years old ,and white if you lot have survived so far.


or you could be dead.
[Post edited 6 Sep 2023 1:03]

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 01:08 - Sep 6 with 1736 viewsPunteR

I reckon the jukebox killer will turn himself/herself in after hearing this.


Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 06:33 - Sep 6 with 1706 viewswestberksr



Was going to go Motown but decided something a little more up to date
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 07:35 - Sep 6 with 1692 viewsstevec

They’d have to be a proper sicko to do any face slicing listening to this.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 07:58 - Sep 6 with 1680 viewsChrisNW6



Never fails to lift spirits, safe choice.
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 09:18 - Sep 6 with 1630 viewsCamberleyR

This song never fails to put a smile on my face when I hear it, so hopefully I'm okay.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 09:29 - Sep 6 with 1617 viewshubble

I'm racking my brains to think of a single song that is universally liked and I can't think of one. A fair few of those posted would have me feeding your faces if I was the old joker, smoker, midnight toker, AKA the Jukebox Killer. So I went for a completely leftfield choice. I've got a feeling that this might just soothe anyone's heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir too...




(As long as you don't show him the picture they've used)

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 10:06 - Sep 6 with 1590 viewsSuperhoop83



What's not to like?

Suffering since 1978.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 10:25 - Sep 6 with 1566 viewsPunteR

A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 10:06 - Sep 6 by Superhoop83



What's not to like?


Nice knowing you superhoop

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 10:56 - Sep 6 with 1551 viewsRs_Holy

A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 10:06 - Sep 6 by Superhoop83



What's not to like?


He can't sing, can't dance and his hair transplant is worse than Wayne Rooney's .

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 19:31 - Sep 6 with 1446 viewsWokingR

A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 10:06 - Sep 6 by Superhoop83



What's not to like?


Bloody hell, really !?
Your life depends on it and you came up with this!
Put him out of his misery Mr Jukebox Killer.
[Post edited 6 Sep 2023 19:33]
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 20:14 - Sep 6 with 1415 viewskensalriser

A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 01:02 - Sep 6 by PunteR

Im guessing the jukebox killer is male, about 56 years old ,and white if you lot have survived so far.


or you could be dead.
[Post edited 6 Sep 2023 1:03]


That's about 80% of LfW isn't it?

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 20:18 - Sep 6 with 1414 viewskensalriser

Oh yeah, obvs.


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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 21:47 - Sep 6 with 1375 viewsNLondonHoop

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 22:19 - Sep 6 with 1350 viewsted_hendrix


My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 00:01 - Sep 7 with 1320 viewsSydneyRs

A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 13:20 - Sep 5 by kensalriser

If that's me you're definitely eating your face.


and it will taste so good, so good, so good.
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 00:21 - Sep 7 with 1312 viewsMetallica_Hoop

When the barmaid turns off your song twice.

At the old Raj at the top of ladbroke Grove.


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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer (n/t) on 10:25 - Sep 7 with 1254 viewsLancashirehoop


[Post edited 7 Sep 2023 10:26]

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean we're not all against you.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 10:30 - Sep 7 with 1247 viewsBluce_Ree

A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 18:35 - Sep 5 by qpr_1968

or this, he'll soon fcuk off.



If I'm the JBK then you're getting your face fed to you after I hunt down everyone you love first.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 11:33 - Sep 7 with 1216 viewsR_from_afar


"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 13:06 - Sep 7 with 1172 viewsSuperhoop83

Having escaped his clutches, I offer the Jukebox Killer this:

[Post edited 7 Sep 2023 13:07]

Suffering since 1978.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 14:51 - Sep 7 with 1109 viewsBluce_Ree

A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 20:18 - Sep 6 by kensalriser

Oh yeah, obvs.



I thought about Talking Heads for this.

#1 choice would be This Must Be The Place (Live).

#2 She Was

Psycho Killer is good but a bit dry.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 14:51 - Sep 7 with 1108 viewsBluce_Ree

A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 11:33 - Sep 7 by R_from_afar



If I'm the JBK, I'm letting you live.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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