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You Have Two Cows 15:43 - Dec 30 with 2879 viewsTummer_from_Texas

Funny stuff.

Happy new year, Jacks!


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You Have Two Cows on 17:57 - Dec 30 with 2819 viewsBoundy

Oldie but a goodie

"In a free society, the State is the servant of the people—not the master."

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You Have Two Cows on 13:54 - Dec 31 with 2743 viewsCatullus

Two cows? I'm not a Mormon!

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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You Have Two Cows on 14:48 - Dec 31 with 2725 viewsBoundy

You Have Two Cows on 13:54 - Dec 31 by Catullus

Two cows? I'm not a Mormon!


Subtle

"In a free society, the State is the servant of the people—not the master."

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You Have Two Cows on 17:41 - Dec 31 with 2695 viewsdizietsma

You Have Two Cows on 14:48 - Dec 31 by Boundy

Subtle


There's room for a few more surely....

Wales
You have two cows. You borrow money to build a state of the art milking machine. In Cardiff.
Then you fly to Qatar to tell them how many cows you have.

N.Ireland
You have two cows. They refuse to speak to each other.

Scotland
You have two cows. They say they identify as bulls.
You arrest the farmer for milking them.

Isle of Man
You have two cows. You cut their tails off.
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You Have Two Cows on 19:22 - Dec 31 with 2663 viewsunion_jack

You Have Two Cows on 17:41 - Dec 31 by dizietsma

There's room for a few more surely....

Wales
You have two cows. You borrow money to build a state of the art milking machine. In Cardiff.
Then you fly to Qatar to tell them how many cows you have.

N.Ireland
You have two cows. They refuse to speak to each other.

Scotland
You have two cows. They say they identify as bulls.
You arrest the farmer for milking them.

Isle of Man
You have two cows. You cut their tails off.


Very good. My version for Scotland would be;

You have two cows, one becomes First Minister

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You Have Two Cows on 19:27 - Dec 31 with 2658 viewsJack123

You Have Two Cows on 19:22 - Dec 31 by union_jack

Very good. My version for Scotland would be;

You have two cows, one becomes First Minister



libera nos a malo

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You Have Two Cows on 19:41 - Dec 31 with 2632 viewsCatullus

You Have Two Cows on 14:48 - Dec 31 by Boundy

Subtle


So I CAN do subtle, who knew.

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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