| Meanwhile in Northampton 11:06 - Jul 15 with 4049 views | paulparker |
https://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/crime/former-pastor-is-sentenced-at-nort
A member of the public, walking past his office at The Baptist Centre, said they saw Jeffs almost completely naked, except he was wearing ladies stockings. He was described as standing between two dark chairs, thrusting into a Henry hoover.
The court heard that Jeffs noticed the member of the public but continued to thrust into the machine. He was also seen pleasuring himself, the court heard. Jeffs said he felt "naughty", the court was told."
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| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| Meanwhile in Northampton on 11:08 - Jul 15 with 4016 views | MrSheen |
Hopefully banned from owning a Henry in future. Or a wood-chipper. |  | | |
| Meanwhile in Northampton on 11:10 - Jul 15 with 3998 views | peejaybee |
Its a strange world we are living in. Innit |  |
| If at first you dont succeed, pack up and f**k off home. |
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| Meanwhile in Northampton on 11:11 - Jul 15 with 3991 views | ted_hendrix |
Those Henry hoovers are quite good. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| Meanwhile in Northampton on 11:13 - Jul 15 with 3967 views | distortR |
| Meanwhile in Northampton on 11:11 - Jul 15 by ted_hendrix |
Those Henry hoovers are quite good. |
versatile, even. |  | | |
| Meanwhile in Northampton on 11:19 - Jul 15 with 3921 views | HAYESBOY |
Getting a community order and being put on the offenders list...............that sucks for him. |  |
| Smells like a trout farm in here |
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| Meanwhile in Northampton on 11:22 - Jul 15 with 3905 views | Lblock |
That sucks man!
Big question is will Jeffs be in the car parks of Northamptonshire in the near future?!!! |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Meanwhile in Northampton on 11:44 - Jul 15 with 3793 views | Boston |
There's got to be a shag pile joke in there somewhere. | |
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| Meanwhile in Northampton on 11:49 - Jul 15 with 3776 views | kensalriser |
How did he avoid becoming the local Conservative MP? |  |
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| Meanwhile in Northampton on 11:50 - Jul 15 with 3775 views | WokingR |
Not sure about Henry but Hetty ?
You would wouldn't you
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| Meanwhile in Northampton on 11:52 - Jul 15 with 3757 views | Lblock |
| Meanwhile in Northampton on 11:50 - Jul 15 by WokingR |
Not sure about Henry but Hetty ?
You would wouldn't you
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She’s a bit young isn’t she?
Don’t want anyone being accused of being a hooverpile or anything | |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Meanwhile in Northampton on 11:53 - Jul 15 with 3756 views | Northernr |
God I miss court reporting. That was my court as well for a while. Dream cases those when they walk through the door. |  | | |
| Meanwhile in Northampton on 12:01 - Jul 15 with 3709 views | danehoop |
Deputy District Judge Harte said: “Why you thought it best to bring this matter to trial, I have no idea.”
fair question. |  |
| Never knowingly understood |
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| Meanwhile in Northampton on 12:04 - Jul 15 with 3691 views | DannyPaddox |
The Pastor has asked for 7 other offences to be taken into consideration. Asked for a comment after the verdict the hoover replied, ”I'm Henry the eighth I am - Henry the eighth I am, I am” [Post edited 15 Jul 2022 12:10]
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| Meanwhile in Northampton on 12:25 - Jul 15 with 3616 views | MrSheen |
| Meanwhile in Northampton on 11:53 - Jul 15 by Northernr |
God I miss court reporting. That was my court as well for a while. Dream cases those when they walk through the door. |
One of the joys of old fashioned local papers was the whoppers defendants told in mitigation.
“He admitted attacking Mr X while intoxicated, but said it was because he mistakenly thought he was his sister’s ex-husband.”
“The defendant admitted vehicle theft, claiming he had panicked after receiving a tearful call from his daughter that her bus pass had been refused.” | | | |
| Meanwhile in Northampton on 13:13 - Jul 15 with 3447 views | NorthantsHoop |
Strange things go on in Northamptonshire, so does not suprise me. Just look at Northampton Town football club, the stand rebuilding and money embezallment saga and a bizarre end of season result, meaning they didn't go up from League 2. |  | | |
| Meanwhile in Northampton on 13:28 - Jul 15 with 3384 views | Northernr |
| Meanwhile in Northampton on 12:25 - Jul 15 by MrSheen |
One of the joys of old fashioned local papers was the whoppers defendants told in mitigation.
“He admitted attacking Mr X while intoxicated, but said it was because he mistakenly thought he was his sister’s ex-husband.”
“The defendant admitted vehicle theft, claiming he had panicked after receiving a tearful call from his daughter that her bus pass had been refused.” |
Did a great sentending in Sheffield of a geezer who'd lifted a leaf blower (not a small thing) from Homebase, been chased out of the store and across the car park, jumped over the wall at the end into the river and waded along holding it above his head into a tunnel. Unfortunately the tunnel went all the way under the middle of Sheffield, it's not passable by anything other than perhaps a very tiny submarine. He waited in there for a bit, came out, police and security standing there looking down over the wall waiting for him and his line was "look what I found". | | | |
| Meanwhile in Northampton on 13:45 - Jul 15 with 3330 views | slmrstid |
| Meanwhile in Northampton on 13:28 - Jul 15 by Northernr |
Did a great sentending in Sheffield of a geezer who'd lifted a leaf blower (not a small thing) from Homebase, been chased out of the store and across the car park, jumped over the wall at the end into the river and waded along holding it above his head into a tunnel. Unfortunately the tunnel went all the way under the middle of Sheffield, it's not passable by anything other than perhaps a very tiny submarine. He waited in there for a bit, came out, police and security standing there looking down over the wall waiting for him and his line was "look what I found". |
There was a similar incident in the canal in Leicester a few weeks ago. Police were chasing a guy who promptly dove into the canal to escape them, despite the fact he couldn't swim, tried to slowly wade across to the other side, got stuck when it got too deep for him, then had to make his way back out whilst all the police waited for him and then arrested him anyway.
Regarding this Jeffs chap, I wonder at that age whether he's actually got control of all his mental faculties. If he's never done something like that before to then suddenly start doing that with a hoover... |  | | |
| Meanwhile in Northampton on 15:30 - Jul 15 with 3168 views | WokingR |
| Meanwhile in Northampton on 13:45 - Jul 15 by slmrstid |
There was a similar incident in the canal in Leicester a few weeks ago. Police were chasing a guy who promptly dove into the canal to escape them, despite the fact he couldn't swim, tried to slowly wade across to the other side, got stuck when it got too deep for him, then had to make his way back out whilst all the police waited for him and then arrested him anyway.
Regarding this Jeffs chap, I wonder at that age whether he's actually got control of all his mental faculties. If he's never done something like that before to then suddenly start doing that with a hoover... |
You don't 'suddenly' start doing stuff like that with a hoover.
You have to do your basic training first, usually a small household appliance like an electric toothbrush. Then you gradually build up to a kitchen whisk or maybe even a small handheld vacuum.
Then, and only then do you get serious.  | | | |
| Meanwhile in Northampton on 15:56 - Jul 15 with 3094 views | Boston |
The first vacuum cleaners don't suck y'know, they used to blow. Just saying like. | |
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