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Drinking by yourself at home 18:30 - May 13 with 7582 viewsqprxtc

Is it socially unacceptable?
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Drinking by yourself at home on 19:23 - May 15 with 1953 viewsjohncharles

Drinking by yourself at home on 18:45 - May 15 by Hayesender

I was hoping someone would ask, but alas no so here goes.

What's a turbo shandy?


Don't ask

Strong and stable my arse.

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Drinking by yourself at home on 19:31 - May 15 with 1954 viewsbosh67

Drinking by yourself at home on 17:47 - May 15 by Konk

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He's a meowslim.

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Drinking by yourself at home on 19:33 - May 15 with 1946 viewsjohncharles

Sitting in the garden with a book and a nuclear fizz (Proper home made not that bottled crap)
[Post edited 15 May 2017 19:34]

Strong and stable my arse.

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Drinking by yourself at home on 21:00 - May 15 with 1905 viewsToast_R

Drinking by yourself at home on 18:45 - May 15 by Hayesender

I was hoping someone would ask, but alas no so here goes.

What's a turbo shandy?


My take on it is half a pint of lager & half a Smirnoff ice. Never had one but its from the days when Red Aftershock was a new thing.
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Drinking by yourself at home on 22:37 - May 15 with 1845 viewskarl

After a bottle of wine Channel 389 on Sky gets full volume, I do feel like I've left a porn channel on when the TV is turned on next day and the best of country and Irish is belting out :)
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Drinking by yourself at home on 23:07 - May 15 with 1817 viewsPunteR

Theres nothing i like better than to sit in my pants drinking a bottle of something, listening to tunes, surfing tintinet, and munching a bag of crisps . Nothing wrong with that.
Welcome to the 21st century...

I try and keep the booze just for weekends but the pants is 7 days a week..

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Drinking by yourself at home on 23:19 - May 15 with 1811 viewskarl

Drinking by yourself at home on 23:07 - May 15 by PunteR

Theres nothing i like better than to sit in my pants drinking a bottle of something, listening to tunes, surfing tintinet, and munching a bag of crisps . Nothing wrong with that.
Welcome to the 21st century...

I try and keep the booze just for weekends but the pants is 7 days a week..


And then they washed whether they need it or not, perfect......
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Drinking by yourself at home on 23:38 - May 15 with 1788 viewsFredManRave

Drinking by yourself at home on 23:07 - May 15 by PunteR

Theres nothing i like better than to sit in my pants drinking a bottle of something, listening to tunes, surfing tintinet, and munching a bag of crisps . Nothing wrong with that.
Welcome to the 21st century...

I try and keep the booze just for weekends but the pants is 7 days a week..


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Drinking by yourself at home on 02:11 - May 16 with 1758 viewsBoston

Drinking by yourself at home on 15:35 - May 15 by Konk

You can drink in bed when you’re on holiday and your young child is asleep in a travel cot, tucked out of sight round the corner from the bed, out by the bathroom. And that’s it. Otherwise you should be in a bar or sat on your sofa. My wife and I have had some great Premier Inn evenings over the past couple of years — her, fully dressed in the bath with a bottle of red, me sat on the khazi or bathroom floor with a bottle of beer, talking in whispers with the extractor fan buzzing away…good times.


Strange, at no point do you mention where your manservant brings the drinks on a silver salver.

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Drinking by yourself at home on 02:16 - May 16 with 1754 viewsBoston

a/ Oops, sorry Brighton didn't spot your butler line.

b/ I've never heard of a Turbo Shandy either, presumed it was the latest slang for a Sherbet Dip.

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Drinking by yourself at home on 08:36 - May 16 with 1697 viewscaliforniahoop

I only drink in company these days, drink can go out of date in my house.
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Drinking by yourself at home on 09:39 - May 16 with 1674 viewsdaveB

love a few beers indoors, i do it far too often but when pubs are charging over a fiver for a pint it's a no brainer to buy 8 cans for a fiver and drink indoors
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Drinking by yourself at home on 10:07 - May 16 with 1659 viewsKonk

Drinking by yourself at home on 18:00 - May 15 by Brightonhoop

Konk, if your Butler is serving the drinks, then surely technically you are not alone....


We’ve had to let the Butler go. I came home early from work one day and found him sat on our sofa in his pants with no top on, watching Cowboy builders, whilst getting stuck into my last bottle of 1982 Petrus. What a cu nt. Since then we’ve been pouring our own drinks — it’s actually quite fun.

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Drinking by yourself at home on 10:12 - May 16 with 1652 viewsKonk

Drinking by yourself at home on 21:00 - May 15 by Toast_R

My take on it is half a pint of lager & half a Smirnoff ice. Never had one but its from the days when Red Aftershock was a new thing.


Yep — the way he took his Turbo shandy was a half-pint of Stella with a bottle of Smirnoff Ice. Probably fine if you’re in a club called Kaos or Discharge in Dunstable or Ipswich, but I always felt a bit embarrassed having to ask for them at lunchtime in an old school London boozer. Lovely lad, though.

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Drinking by yourself at home on 10:51 - May 16 with 1620 viewsMrSheen

Drinking by yourself at home on 10:12 - May 16 by Konk

Yep — the way he took his Turbo shandy was a half-pint of Stella with a bottle of Smirnoff Ice. Probably fine if you’re in a club called Kaos or Discharge in Dunstable or Ipswich, but I always felt a bit embarrassed having to ask for them at lunchtime in an old school London boozer. Lovely lad, though.


Coming up next on Channel 5, "Discharge in Dunstable".
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Drinking by yourself at home on 12:12 - May 16 with 1562 viewsstonebridgers

Drinking by yourself at home on 15:35 - May 15 by Konk

You can drink in bed when you’re on holiday and your young child is asleep in a travel cot, tucked out of sight round the corner from the bed, out by the bathroom. And that’s it. Otherwise you should be in a bar or sat on your sofa. My wife and I have had some great Premier Inn evenings over the past couple of years — her, fully dressed in the bath with a bottle of red, me sat on the khazi or bathroom floor with a bottle of beer, talking in whispers with the extractor fan buzzing away…good times.


Mr & Mrs Konk in a hotel room. A couple of cheeky drinks.
You sure it was the extractor fan buzzing and not the specialist kit that some ladies like to use.

Stonebridgers

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Drinking by yourself at home on 12:20 - May 16 with 1554 viewsKonk

Drinking by yourself at home on 12:12 - May 16 by stonebridgers

Mr & Mrs Konk in a hotel room. A couple of cheeky drinks.
You sure it was the extractor fan buzzing and not the specialist kit that some ladies like to use.


A Magimix blender?

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Drinking by yourself at home on 13:28 - May 16 with 1488 viewsPunteR

Drinking by yourself at home on 23:38 - May 15 by FredManRave

Enough about your working day. What do you like to do when you get home? !


The pants are off..

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Drinking by yourself at home on 13:46 - May 16 with 1462 viewsFDC

Drinking by yourself at home on 13:28 - May 16 by PunteR

The pants are off..


I admire a man who only dons pants when in polite company.
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Drinking by yourself at home on 13:59 - May 16 with 1449 viewsMick_S

Drinking by yourself at home on 13:28 - May 16 by PunteR

The pants are off..


I've had a couple of Bezique's so I'm a bit tipsy - I prefer to keep mine on.


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Drinking by yourself at home on 14:22 - May 16 with 1426 viewsKonk

This is me and some of the guys watching the Fulham game at Barnaby’s house tonight: Dominos 2-for-1, Top bantz, a bowl of Doritos and a 12 pack of Bud! We're gonna sing Fulham songs, clap substitutions and have an epic debate about whether Ronaldo or Messi is the best player in the world. It's gonna be mental.



Except all my mates either got tickets or are watching it in NW London and I can’t be arsed to schlep over there. So in reality, it will probably be more like this with my wife popping her head round the corner every now and then to ask me to stop shouting at the telly:



Who am I kidding? I’ll be giving it some of this in the drawing room with the doors pulled shut and strict instructions that I not be disturbed until the game’s conclusion.


[Post edited 16 May 2017 14:29]

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Drinking by yourself at home on 14:29 - May 16 with 1410 viewsBrightonhoop

Drinking by yourself at home on 10:07 - May 16 by Konk

We’ve had to let the Butler go. I came home early from work one day and found him sat on our sofa in his pants with no top on, watching Cowboy builders, whilst getting stuck into my last bottle of 1982 Petrus. What a cu nt. Since then we’ve been pouring our own drinks — it’s actually quite fun.


Just cant get the staff these days, Konk. Terrible times.
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Drinking by yourself at home on 14:40 - May 16 with 1393 viewsMick_S

Drinking by yourself at home on 14:22 - May 16 by Konk

This is me and some of the guys watching the Fulham game at Barnaby’s house tonight: Dominos 2-for-1, Top bantz, a bowl of Doritos and a 12 pack of Bud! We're gonna sing Fulham songs, clap substitutions and have an epic debate about whether Ronaldo or Messi is the best player in the world. It's gonna be mental.



Except all my mates either got tickets or are watching it in NW London and I can’t be arsed to schlep over there. So in reality, it will probably be more like this with my wife popping her head round the corner every now and then to ask me to stop shouting at the telly:



Who am I kidding? I’ll be giving it some of this in the drawing room with the doors pulled shut and strict instructions that I not be disturbed until the game’s conclusion.


[Post edited 16 May 2017 14:29]


And the Cottagers go one nil up.


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Drinking by yourself at home on 14:44 - May 16 with 1381 viewsKonk

Drinking by yourself at home on 14:40 - May 16 by Mick_S

And the Cottagers go one nil up.



...before conceding:


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Drinking by yourself at home on 14:47 - May 16 with 1373 viewsMick_S



Three - one.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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